I made a stranger happy today.
I lost my wallet for two months. Good luck to you, unknown man!

Where do the keys come from? Has anyone bought them at least once?? to

The real story of Sisadmin who did not come to work.

One familiar Sisadmin called his max, did not come to work on Wednesday, the first half of the day everything was exactly but closer to the evening without waiting for scheduled service, the accounting office raised a panic about his cold.
The next morning, Max came and wrote an explanation.
and explanatory.

I... Maxim, did not come to work because of Putin’s plan to raise the demographic situation in the country.

P.S The headquarters were very rotting, but they made a pretext for the form, and Max became famous for the whole office.

Why not store lithium in the air?
YYY: They are down...

My mother cried out from the kitchen:
Do you have a pencil?
Electricity for the eyes.
My son grew up...

I have a girlfriend I know, well, as a girl... 38! Gothic style, in technique cuts, compost owns, English at a time. I asked for help in choosing a digital! Not only that she brought 2 consultants with professional questions and sent in the end, so 3 generally achieved: I have a pink-looking one! Is there really a karaoke there?
Friends, I was really halved, looking at the counselor’s face!
Catholic respect!

Never open the green with your teeth.

antongranik> The RTS Index is like the length of a member. Everyone thinks that the longer, the better.
WiZr> If RTS is the length of the member, then judging by the schedule in autumn our stock market ended and smoked.

Why in every electric car in the terrible heat there must be some fool who: “I will blow up!!!” Close the window!! to
And it is not foolish to explain that, they say, a pair of bones does not break.
If it's cold, then you can get dressed, and everything will be okay... And if it's hot, then, fucking, even one, even take off, one fucking hot!!! to
And, fox, there is a suspicion that these same types in the winter, in the frost, the doors in the electric car hardly leave open.

On May 8, in Moscow on the Vernadsky Avenue, two teenagers 17-18 years old stripped a veteran of two orders.
Suki, if you are reading this, then know - in vain the fascists of your parents and relatives did not starve or shoot.

I set myself a WOW... say goodbye friends, say goodbye comrades, say goodbye to the light world.
Updated 22 days ago

{Pantera} (00:54:24 8/05/2009)
I always go out with my boyfriend :(

{Pantera} (00:54:27 8/05/2009)
So hardly

Farseer (00:54:32 8/05/2009)
and diarrhea?

The question is: where is the asphalt on the roads? Does he get fucked as well??? O_O

Don’t believe, the bear was feeding out of her hands. with oat cake. Bears are beautiful. They are just magical. They have such nostrils - you can push your finger to the emphasis. I’m not a fool, don’t think!

Interestingly, only my server room is a 3x3 room without windows with server cabinets, wire mounds on the knee, and in which the only source of light is the monitor?

-=Santa Belka=- (09:26:28 7/05/2009)
Imagine a teacher of 60+ years approached me, I wanted to leave unnoticed, she grabbed me by the side with three fingers, that such a painful paralysis caught me and then small sinuses even remained... and I was in the jacket with all this.

Antares (09:28:21 7/05/2009)
Well, finally went to go one with 60+, she has a more endless damage!! to

I recently went to a sushi bar with a girl and never ate sticks. I have never been to such bars before. The girl looked at me eating sticks and asked: Do I often go to sushi bars, where does this snoring come from? I could not tell her that my mother forbids me from throwing cigarettes into the toilet (and I smoke at home only in the toilet), so that the sewage would not get stuck, and I occasionally forget about it and throw them there, and so that my hands would not climb there I put two thick pebbles from the glasses under Pepsi... so I became a master in the handling of Chinese sticks...

A man comes and says on his mobile:
Well it all! I am free as a bird in flight.
And after a while:
No, that doesn’t mean I can fuck people.

~Engels of Russia~ (17:07:08 7/05/2009)
Hm well, I was a student of 10th class, I learned to play guitar, I wrote a lot of stuff, I went to art school, now 2 years later I got tired, in the theatre studio 4 years, I was engaged in a folklore team 1.5 years, there was a need to sing, dance, and acting skills also needed so that everything I was doing before this was useful, and unfortunately this is nothing but guitar texts of songs I am not engaged in, and in the summer it finally came to smoke!externally non-formal black hairstyles are not left-handed, the tongue is cut, and the basic colors of clothes are violet, pink, green, bright and colorful, and the character is romantic, but a bit of fun and interesting.

waked_fallen (17:08:49 7/05/2009)
Heracles

waked_fallen (17:08:54 7/05/2009)
I love the loose.

Imagine: the unknown kidnapped you, they keep you unclear where, the ransom does not require, but they are not going to return you.They are forcing you to work for free:this is how they can at any time take and force you.And if you refuse to kill, and as soon as you try something about paying, they get stuck.It is unpleasant somehow, yes?

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