Last time I was riding around the city, I got a guy out of the car, I love you! My instructor, a man with no sense of humor, a tough type under the age of 60, like a guy- and I am you)))))

Dear Yulia K! Your essence is clear to us. Why write about it on a humorous website?
I remembered the joke: "Why didn’t you sit down tonight? Better to remain silent for one night than a month later.
The seeds of the seeds!))

What would they say if the Russians answered the same? If the Russians started screaming in their country "chokhlov on col"

-... then the crabs would start screaming "Not ON! It is ".

[17:30:19] xxx: Internet censorship will soon move from prohibitive to permissive practice.
That is, if a catalog of prohibited sites is being prepared now, then soon there will be a catalog of permitted sites.
And in order to get into permitted sites, you will have to pay a tax, register as a media, get permission from the FSB, Roskomnadzor, etc. and etc.

xxx: discovered a beautiful thing - wunderlist is called
YYY: what
XXX: Types of Books
xxx: with reminders, subscriptions, you can ball, blink on the devices
I discovered a beautiful thing a long time ago.
yyy: piece of paper next to the note :DDD
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The bases do not fly, do not need to activate, no ads, even without electricity works!
YYYY: What a font, take it!

A short story from one of Tarantino's films:

Before he died, he admitted that he was a police officer.
Why before death?
Because I confessed.

has been?
And yet another:
Continued by:

Fourteen is a number.
Fourteen is a room.

Seventy is a number.
Seven and forty – a bunch of deeply drunk Russian Jews dancing 7-40

Fourteen is a number.
And one forty is the husband of forty.

45 is a number.
And five forty is almost the end of the working day, you can slowly shrink.

"Collusion of fallen women,"-
Blonde and quietly whispering.
The intelligent archaeologist,
I hit my finger with a hammer.

I have long been accustomed to the non-standard requests of friends and acquaintances, but yesterday's call with a request to help sell a faulty Ukrainian An-12 in Crimea for "white", while I live in Vladivostok - an undoubted hit of the year.

I was invited by a girl here.
I asked for something sweet for tea.
Take half a kilo of sugar.

A 95-litre tank of the SUV is enough for 563 kilometers of distance.
Is it possible for a hammer to eat 6l per hundred? and lying.
222: Another victim of the EGE? 95/563 * 100 = 16.8

With a friend, I went from the trenki (volleyball), we passed through another courtyard, there were 4 hopes on the road, well, as usual, there are little things, and if I find... I prefer to go out with blueprints from such situbies, but when my own, I pressed to the wall so that they didn’t come from behind, my fists crashed, I wait. And the friend was evil, he had a bad day, quarreled with the girl, quarreled with his parents, and even after training he threw 2 beers. He stood up like this, his hands down, his eyes to the floor and through his teeth: “Yes, what?” You know who is in charge of this area, you know who is in charge of this area? Do you know Arlequin? What if he knows about you, AAA? The gopes vanished, the choto burst and quietly dissolved in space.
After an hour and a half, when the friend calmed down, I asked who Arlekin was.
- Yes, this is a brother-in-law (12 years old) of a classmate Persian in a game with a sharpening of +12 in a circle (maximum point in the game), he is there all on the server urinates...

(I am talking about Kasparov)
Aaa: the kind of Harry is not miserable, but a jacket like a collage. Fou...

BBB: Why did you think he wasn’t in trouble? Prestigious housing in America is expensive, you have to save on jackets.

The main thing is not the jacket, but the tie. by Saakashvili.

The main thing is not the tie, but the shirt. B is Berezovsky.

The main thing is not the shell, but the helmet. by L. Trotsky

FFF: The main thing is not the helmet, but the dosimeter. of Litvinenko.

Ggg: The main thing is not... too much. Saskia Biely

Maniana: Yesterday I saw a police officer who got worse - the child with him took off his pants to show that he was squeezed - the district barely lost consciousness )))))))
Recon105: Mint is a frog! After 9th grade we were sent to the medical commission - well, this is a place where doctors are legally looking at the eggs of minor boys. The doctor, looking at me, asked if there were veins. I honestly answered that I don't know - after having sex with a girl, an unhealing ulcer appeared on the egg, but I healed it, so I wasn't aware of the veins or the skin. The doctor asked - what, what I learned the answer - a purifier... Then I saw a doctor who was sick! ))))
Maniana: Uahahazaha What a fucking shit you are! ? ? ?
Recon105: Well you remember our childhood - everything was treated with either greens or pineapples.

My friend wrote wonderfully:
Well, I went to Ashan after the massage, bought a fire extinguisher, a puddle and meat. Rushed at the box.
Tomorrow I’ll try to go through the check-up, not I’m such a heroic cook.

xxx: And in the resume, the beginner domain admin, you can specify "Easy Domain"

Is it possible to regulate the gender of the child?

YYY: It can be. In order for a son to be born, a woman immediately after sex must knock a nail in the wall with a hammer, and in order for a daughter to be born - again immediately after sex to wash the floor. This was seriously told to me by my aunt with a higher technical education, the leading engineer of the CB of a large factory! Here is the Enlightenment!

Zzz: What if you hit the nail first and then wash the floor? Trans or Twin?

YYY: And that’s how LGBT representatives get out :-D

zzz: Fuck, I knew that my mom’s love for sex washing would not lead to good!

xxx: Three pattern breaks in one headline MICROSOFT - ANDROID - NOKIA
YYY: and to pour content on such a phone, you need an EYUNS!
ZZZ: Through the WIN.
Web: under FreeBSD

At work with a report, I say to my husband:
- Fuck, I'm so worried, what if I'm asked a question and I can't answer it?
What my husband advises:
For every unclear question, there are three actions. 1) I was told that in the office, and I just read it. I do not know the details, but I will definitely clarify. 3) Please ask the following question.
P.S I am not red.)

Grishabel: Somewhere (Discovery may) heard the theory that after death, information accumulated by an individual must go somewhere, i.e. It just can’t go missing...

GreatRash: and you thought why compost is warm?