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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67173
 18.07.2012
It is done! Recently, the Cologne Court officially recognised the circumcision as ‘member injury’.

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67172
 18.07.2012
If any man gives me children, while putting a hit on his health and appearance, will cook, wash, keep the house clean, raise children, treat them, teach lessons with them, wait for me to come out of the kitchen... I am ready to provide it myself.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67171
 17.07.2012
Police found in Kaliningrad man rifle, 2 pistols, 2 swords and 15 sables
Tagged: musketer bleat
xxx: and so on! The guards saw a lot.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67170
 17.07.2012
My friend burned - I roasted to tears.
He lives in the private sector. Periodically, the gardens are trying to break out the "pioneers" of an indefinite age with the remains of child chariots - they wrap everything in a row, from paper to scarf, but only a glass would be enough. I fly out of the house, he says, from what I hear, dogs have chased someone in the garden. Under the fence female shoe size forty three, a branch of fabric on the fence. The garden is full, nothing is lost. Respect for dogs, +1 and all that. I need to feed, right? :-) And 2 bits of aluminum under the hood so late...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67169
 17.07.2012
You didn’t play Half? To play Half is like not to chew Godron when you were a child.
I joke, I didn't chew goodrons when I was a child.
YYY: Didn’t you chew Godron when you were a child?! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №67168
 17.07.2012
At the geometry class I sit and whisper with my neighbor on the party:
She asks about Icosaver...How does he look?
That is... a dwarf!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67167
 17.07.2012
I remembered April.
Working phrase: "What did you do in February in April on March 8?".
And it is simple. The company is on the streets on March 8. The question applies to the act of work carried out for February.
and :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67166
 17.07.2012
From personal experience: If you bring a bottle of minerals to work every morning, then soon on Mondays you stop catching the suspicious views of your boss and colleagues.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67165
 17.07.2012
xxx: but I am not cute
YYY: As I said before, sweetness is a matter of taste.
XXX: I am not delicious.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67164
 17.07.2012
We got two cockroaches from you, straight in the envelope.

Are they in the box?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67163
 17.07.2012
My car crashed yesterday.
yyy :o
YYY to death?
xxx: of course
;DD

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67162
 17.07.2012
Shepherd (12:46:06 17/07/2012)
We walk in the evening with Danka, there is a mother with a small child, the child: "Oh, mom, look, lion!" Mom: "No, this is a dog chau-chau". Dan on them "Uh-Buh! The child: "Mommy, the lion is angry, he was also not paid?"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67161
 17.07.2012
Mr. Zed: And I am reading Tom Sawyer.
Sadko: What did he write?
CABA_074: The Adventures of Mark Twain

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №67160
 17.07.2012
Q: How many continents are there on the planet?
> After the mainland of Canada - I was broken...
> and R.S. The third day without sex... In vain asked (((

You did everything right – stupidity should not multiply. by Trollface

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67159
 17.07.2012
XXX: The guys here also have their own wool.
XXX: A man of forty years
xxx: Today, for example, he told a strange story that his wife worked at GAP, where she distributed sweaters to shops in America. And here, he says, shops in Central America virtually do not order sweaters sizes S and M, only X, XL and XXL. And here, he says, if you put order sizes on the map of America, you can get a population thickness map with peaks in the area of Alabama and Illinois.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №67158
 17.07.2012
Describe this book in three words.
The beginning... the middle... the end.

[ + 50 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67157
 17.07.2012
What is your pleasure, says a fighting woman?
Well, that’s the case... you know I can’t stand it on the road.
Well what?
- Yesterday one m...k decided to cut me in the garden, and the distance between the cars I keep small. He once, two and all in no way, almost crashed into the front passenger, but in no way, a word broke. I started to catch up, and I have Canadian partners on the wire, I am not to his ego. And this m. goes, opened the window with his hands... in general, then threw it into my forehead egg.
A nightmare... a crazy thing!
I go on the gases, overtaking the brakes in front of him. He bricks in his pants and walks to the nearest corner. And I, to my minds, left a video from the registrar, wrote a statement on the attempt at health and on the forced examination on the conviction of this man. And in Gaia stating, he was there in the tunnel. He will joke with me.
The young man! The question is, where does the egg come from?
Removed from anger. It is :)

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67156
 17.07.2012
Sergey Guriev about his conversation with Putin in 2001:
I asked him what would happen in 2010? What he said, we will be happy.
And I thought for a long time then, what is "happy"? Now I understand what I needed to think – who are "we"?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67155
 17.07.2012
Talk with a companion, a lover of walking on the dirt in the car

The sun came out of the cloud.
Take care of the weather
SpyON: in nature it is good if you eat a swallow
Hm, you will not argue.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67154
 17.07.2012
On the hub, the user complains that he has a low rating for the comment:

XXX: Well right, right right. Miss both of them. You can’t argue, or you risk being a minus yourself.
YYY: You take your estimates too seriously. be easier
YYY: So fuck who put the minus?! to

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