The holiday in Thailand.

This is cool in the cages, you go in, you choose a creature in the aquarium and they prepare it with you
You can with your bucket!

What about your creature?

zzz: from their creature there are people who are not happy in marriage.

We are separating from you, dear, and I hope we are not enemies. I wish you great happiness, even if you’d rather die.

At the first year, our entire company still lived with their parents, and Anka became the owner of a separate home - her mother at that time had died a long time ago, and Dad married and moved to live with his mother-in-law (on the neighboring street, but still). She often gathered companies, everybody stayed overnight, in general, there was a courtyard in the house.

One day our friend Valera, who lived with a girl, argued with this girl and for a couple of days, until he finds a new apartment, depended on Annie. He came with a minimum of things, among which were “pretty” trousers for exams and interviews, and when he left, left a bag with the words “Then I’ll take it.” And now it is a month two. Calls Valer with the question - said, I can't find something trousers, An, did not leave you? Immediately he fought with a new girl who seemed extremely strange that a man could forget the pants of a strange woman.

Sister: I was recently called, like they offer a magic remedy for weight loss, I told them that I have the perfect figure and I am all pleased, they did not believe and began to ask the ratio of height to weight. I lied and they jealously apologized.

Atheists claim that there is no God because they do not see him, well, then the blind can claim that there is no light because he does not see him either. Chess and Mat.
Yyy: The blind, besides sight, has other feelings. Even the blind can make sure that there is light, using a simple magnifying glass, or, for example, on a hot day, he can unmistakably say where there is a shadow and where it is not.

> to the point!
When I pull out of Ashan a bag of food, all of this "not disfourned, strong and economical", and the other and the other... there is no shit and close does not fit, afraid - they will be helped.
But to kick off the door, jump in the bus and take a nice place - always please.
Fuck the valley.

And a sense of humor. Ugly woman, how dare you be so perfect and not be ashamed of it.
Married to Yeshiva.
I admire and admire at the same time.

Who would say:

There is no worse ignorant than the ignorant who is confident in his right:
"Friend burned: "Let’s go to the United States? I want to see London" Good knowledge in Political Economy."
Wikipedia does not hide that in addition to the capital of England:
London is a city in Ontario, Canada.
London is a city in the state of California, USA.
London is a city in the state of Kentucky, USA.
London is a city in the state of Ohio, USA.
London is a city in the state of Texas, USA.

You confuse two terms: ignorant - the one who is not polite, and ignorant - the one who does not know.

Is it how? We are mercantile crazy because you want sex with us?

No, dolboeb, that’s: while you only need sex from women, you’ll only get mercantial blades.

Hmmm Here, over the years of traveling in electric cars, first to the universe, then to work, I brought out my way of protecting myself from stumbling. If the guy/man who addressed me falls under my personal definition of cloud, then I use it. The headphones. Here you go to yourself so beautiful, you do not touch anyone, and here something rolls to you and starts to rub something on you. You, lustfully smiling at him, clearly remove your headphones and, continuing to smile, loudly apologize for listening to the Castle, Kafka’s unfinished work, and for not hearing what you were told. And extremely polite, and most importantly, loudly, ask to repeat. For all the times not washed only those who asked how far to such a station. Yes, and only one then asked why I was talking about Kafka. Hearing the explanation, I smiled slightly, and we gently talked all the way. The rest burst into something unclear like "nothing" and left. Yes, I understand, I look strange at the same time, but if I’m not interested in dating in public transport, then some inadequacy is the best protection.

That was definitely a chest!
WOW: What did you get?
They have such a characteristic soap taste.
WOW: I did not notice.
That’s because you’ve never tried a breast.
That’s because I’ve never tried soap.

xxx: Do you also have a headache and cough?

Well, it depends on where and how much you hang on it.

Alexander: For the money that the city washes every year on the catch of dogs, you can buy every dog in the house with the owner.

Ketrikken: I put on a night cream for the night. I am crystal.
Kosma: Do you mean what I think? Is he one of them?
Ketrikken: Not at all. The rods crawl, and after them they gather their soppes.
A. That is the norm. Honey is the bleeding of bees. The mummy is the fury of flying mice. And milk, if you think about it, in general, the cow from the breast breeds (thought it!)
Ketrikken: If you think further, all the meat came out of someone’s bowl.
Kosma: Well no. Chicken, for example, came out in the package.
Ketrikken: Chicken is not just from the ass, but a shield from the ass
But in the packaging!

The point is not to pour on the wall, but to keep the flow laminar all the time. I am speaking as a qualified specialist.

Previously at least sometimes reminded: "This is also a resource of aesthetic humor!"
Shash and that is not.

Favorite: I had serious wounds, fell from the trees, and still, except for the building and the choked Edik from the neighboring yard, I was not afraid of anything))
I’m still afraid of building ?
I love it, and I am Edith.
Paul: If Edik went to serve in the building, it is now the quintessence of our family horror!
Favorite: They won’t take him. He is oligophone.
Paul: What are you? He has served as a commander for a long time.

I don’t find charm in horrors because there’s enough adrenaline at home.
XXX is Xenomorphic? and Kruger? The skin of the face? I have a tribe.
YYY: Combining all of this XD
Well, his way of thinking is exactly like that of a xenomorph, a person is unable to understand what is happening to him.
I am terrified when the little one stands in the middle of the room on his knees, crazyly kicks his head and repeats the names of all who live in the house.
YYY: The ceremony is held
XXX: Go to
xxx: I don't hold the icon, but Stalin's portrait has crashed from the shelf a couple of times for no apparent reason
YYY: Well here is it. Answer received

Women cannot walk in ugly clothes.
He: Why do they buy the ugly?
She: Who is it?? to
He is: Women
She: What kind of women?
He who cannot walk in ugly clothes.

Strong, economical, not fuzzy, a moderate kid and can treat himself easily... Mmmmmmmmm, I would fuck.

It is straight!
When I pull out of Ashan a bag of food, all of this "not disfourned, strong and economical", and the other and the other... there is no shit and close does not fit, afraid - they will be helped.
But to kick off the door, jump in the bus and take a nice place - always please.
Fuck the valley.

Geometry lessons in school. The teacher (x) asks the student (u)
What is the shortest distance between two points?
The shortest distance between two points is zero.