Street of Lieutenant Schmidt's son in Dnepropetrovsk. On the dark side the neon is burning - "SALO TWOI OBOI". On the other - high spiritual - "CENTRAL INOC".

I seemed to be on the wrong train and arrived in Tajikistan. Yes, I am in Moscow.

Give me a ball.
Go and take it yourself.
Maia... Well please!
and OK. Please bring me a ball first.
Of course I will bring. Top Top Top – Take it!
thank you! Here you have a ball.

to this
In Soviet times, the nodes of industrial machinery were open - insects or rodents could get into the meat-cutting machine. Now the whole process is automated, the nodes are closed - unpleasant surprises are excluded.
xxx: Can you think that this phrase could help uncover the secret of why in Soviet times the sausage was more delicious?
__________
They just hint that now the real meat in the sausage will not be able to get even by chance.

Probably already at home?
by Alexei:
Nothing is
But I will go.
Has the poor car in the phone gotten already?
It is fucking!! Not the poor! The fucking!!! to
Dmitry Y
by Alexei:
The car!! Not a car! Fuck the fuck.
by Dmitry:
I still have 4 hours to run the compass.
by Alexei:
The idiots are paying.)
Suffering the baby!
What a fuck!
Tagged: ears
by Alexei:
A dog and a fool
Not for and not for. Well to lose!! to
Falling and not falling!! to
by Dmitry:
Are you bullshit or are you all bullshit?
by Alexei:
The fucking android multiplies and changes the words!
I am fucking! It makes sense and does not multiply ?
Where to turn it off?
The cock! This is a cockroach!!! to
Aaaahah
by Dmitry:
I’m like a fool in the subway! People turn
Quotes are fucking!

From the report of the engineer: "The problem with the laptop of the IT director decided - the power adapter in the socket"

Do you love girls with nick "cocktail"... this, sorry, from the word "cocktail"?

You have such a subtle sense of humor that your eyes are cut off.

Radioactive cockroaches found in northern Italy
The commentary:
xxx: I wonder, will the pseudoplastic or bloodsucker soon be found?

Video discussion of the house.
xxx: The main coat from anthrax to the bush did not jump like my cat...
YYY: So you have a cat, and this is a rice! He is jumping from the floor!

KRAM: Who does your website design? Cut off his hands.

Azoger: Website design is done by one of the most sought-after people-designers in DS. All the hipstamedia like posters, lemas, beigechesches and isges with them, sleeps and sees it as if it were to shuffle it. His name is Alexei Ivanovsky. So cut off something for yourself, we are just fashionable, and you are hopelessly behind.

Kram: It is clear. It is so in demand that it cannot spend too much time on design.

Why didn’t they take you?
A lot of wisdom)
Continue to))
- Let them sit at an interview with some dolboeb.This is really visible - dolboeb dolboeb. Such a dude. and spread more. And his eicker asks, type "Can you repair the rosette?" He type "never repairs but repairs, hule". And I’ll take and lick "and suddenly he’ll fire the client? In addition, usually the sockets are not repaired, but changed for new ones!".
LOL and what?
He was taken, and I am not. And now I don’t know who we are (Dubby)

The Anonymous Question:
I want to invite a guy to the cinema. We have been in contact with him for a long time. But I think he can refuse. How better to tell him about it?

He is:
Don’t worry, say it directly. If he has a girlfriend, then there is a chance that he will refuse. If he is poor, then there is an even greater likelihood that he will refuse. In any case, you'll be lucky, believe in yourself and everything will be fine) Just say, "Friend [Vasya], here in the movie is a cool movie [Santa Barbara], go down?"

She is:
Tell me what you pay.

It was published in the "Dictionary of Russian Math".
I study the expressions, a banner blinking above:
"Unhappy with the service? Send us your complaint..."

I just picked the words for the complaint.

If you want to gather the whole family in one place, just turn off the Wi-Fi router and wait in the room where it is located.

xxx: On the ancient Soviet chairs you begin to miss at the moment of realization that from the new-fashioned office you will collect the place of hell. And in the corridor –
YYY: Lie on the table!
The table is busy!
YYY: But you need it!
ZZZ: Stay in the shelves
XXX: What a square, I am here alone.
YYY: You can’t fit the stalls alone?
XXX: I am afraid that not.

Music concert of Paul Will "New": a phrase from the anecdote is remembered "This fool still sings!"

The old server in the office.
Patchwork on Serve Tom
And day and night ping tired
Everything goes around him.
On the left, the network starts.
The right to give to everyone
There are miracles, there is Linux.
Windows hanging on the compass.
on Chinese monitors.
Traces of burned pixels
The cushion is lonely.
Without windows and doors.
Technician of log errors
They are knocking in the outlet.
Cappuccino and Mother's Cappuccino
Thirty Three Evils
There were two on Friday.
Salad in the beard.
There the evil admin over the code cheats.
There the spirit of Aichi there smells of beer

The discussion of English-language home tables in the pre-Olympic Sochi.
In the picture "ul. Rifle" translated as "st. Shotgun".

Abelikoff: What is the problem? This is in the non-Russian all kinds of there Saint Francis and Benedicts. We have the Holy Scotland. This is Russia, baby.

The son tells his mother what he will ask from Santa, the list already has five items.
Do you order too much?
Son: Mom will bring it to Santa Claus, you don’t have to worry about money.