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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99593
 24.06.2014
The Council of the European Union has decided to ban the import of goods from Crimea into the European Union.
yyy: Raise the legal entity "Gazprom" in Sevastopol and crack it off! ))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99592
 24.06.2014
Playing with a guy in Darts:
What will we play?
by desire
Played already
For a kiss? Whoever wins, kisses the other.
Do something more serious.
In the ZAGS?
Give it. Who will win...
Is that going?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99591
 24.06.2014
The blue isolant in space will not be ruined by the cold, but by the vacuum. From the glue, and from the insulator itself, all volatile components will immediately go away, and it will stop gluing and become hard and brittle. Even if astronauts have time to wrap it before it happens, the vacuum and ultraviolet radiation of the Sun will destroy it in a few hours. In general, most plastics in the vacuum are incapable of existing, except for teflon, polyimid and some others. A polyimid insulator exists (thermal resistant), but its adhesive layer still does not withstand vacuum. There is no alternative to the wire.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99590
 23.06.2014
The bad code:
xxx: it would be great if there were trophies at coding, like in games
xxx: you work for yourself in a visual studio, and there pops up the window: "Achievement unlocked: fucking disabled".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99589
 23.06.2014
XXX: The phone is on the back of the bed. I have a call at the post office.
XXX: I lie in bed late in the evening. The mail arrived. The phone jumped on the back of the bed and fell down.
xxx: I am asleep, and suddenly an incomprehensible whirlwind falls on my face. To say gently, I woke up.
Then I decided to see until my heart and breath came back to normal, what came to the mail, what just awakened me.
XXX: The letter came: "Can you not sleep? 5 Easy Ways to Sleep Fast"
Yes, very in time. I will need it right now.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №99588
 23.06.2014
My six-year-old son married two girls from the group. One periodically gives me (likely as a future mother-in-law) drawings, said, painted for you. The second day, when I took my son, I admired:
Did you lose weight?! to
Who teaches them that? 😉

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99587
 23.06.2014
A colleague enters the office:
Do you dream, sweetheart?
We, the wretched horses
- We smell, Ivan Ivanovich, Monday is a heavy day!
For me this is the most beautiful day! I can rest for five days.
- O_O
From the village!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99586
 23.06.2014
I retired from the company on my own wish, decided to arrange a farewell drink with my colleagues. I’ve been with a lot of people and that. I write to the Director:
Would you like me to get a drink tomorrow?
Yes, you can only at the end of the day and without alcohol.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №99585
 23.06.2014
My grandfather works in the factory. Whatever the word, the pearl-camey club didn’t roll around. And he got in the same shift with two men, who often take at work 50 grams for tone. Here it is necessary to note that one of them is thick, and the other without one finger on the hand. And here, they decided to separate for an hour, and so that the bosses did not suspect that they were absent at the workplace, asked the grandfather to cover their care. If the chief asks, they will go away and now will return". Said is done. After an hour, the happy men ask the grandfather how it all went in their absence.
“Yes, all right, guys,"we’ve smashed you out" on the full program. Beyond the boss's windows I walk there and here, then I swallow my cheeks, then I fit my finger. Do not play.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №99584
 23.06.2014
Back to the humor:
and worried:
The Knowledge:
Member of LBI:
The Pedophile Exhibitionist:

I change clothes. The 11-year-old daughter looks and says so thoughtfully: “You have a good press, daddy... Well, more precisely... not a press... but a place for cubes!”
I thought long.

The daughter is good. I hope her sharp tongue learns to demonstrate shame before her.
— — — —
"Shame" is below the press. At least in people.
__________
From the navel to the knee, according to the norms of Orthodoxy. In any case, showing up half naked in front of an 11-year-old daughter is low.
____________________
I am adding a comment for the first time. You went crazy, right? If you and your children are so upset that if a child sees the FATHER’S LIFE, it’s a problem, it doesn’t mean that everyone is around.
___________________________
Especially since judging by the edition of the dad, there is not the stomach, but the pulse :)

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99583
 23.06.2014
In a comment about "Shame" and an 11-year-old girl. Interesting, and to the beach in the pool she goes with her eyes closed or wait for 18 years?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99582
 23.06.2014
Nnn: I was once on a train with a group of gymnasts. They all sat in a spaghetti: one leg on one seat, the other on the other. The spectacle was surreal: they talk, they play cards, they chew. A whole car of girls on a spat...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99581
 23.06.2014
Please forgive me. Nothing is close to me in Europe. Therefore, I recall what I have in view of the behavior of Europeans is associated with... Hutch and p... gay...

How good that I didn’t know those words. There was no reason. I swear by my health.

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That is, there are no homosexuals in Russia and there have never been, of course, and the entire territory of the great power is directly protected from immorality and futility. The funniest thing is that after I lived in Europe, I realized that there were fewer homosexuals there than we had piddars. But there are adequate people who live and work for their own pleasure.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99580
 23.06.2014
Do you respect any rules?
Yes, of course, you have to go.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99579
 23.06.2014
There are people who eat worms, and there are worms who eat people, right?
I suspect you’re making some nonsense now, but okay, go on.
xxx: why not take such people and such worms, and organize a competition who will eat whom faster?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99578
 23.06.2014
When will deputies for their work in the e-government be assessed by e-bal?? to

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №99577
 23.06.2014
and degenerate:
The Pedophile Exhibitionist:

I change clothes. The 11-year-old daughter looks and says so thoughtfully: “You have a good press, daddy... Well, more precisely... not a press... but a place for cubes!”
I thought long.

The daughter is good. I hope her sharp tongue learns to demonstrate shame before her.

Do you know what the “press” is in relation to the body, and where it is located?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99576
 23.06.2014
And here if you get to the border, then the contact closes, and the step further does not go.
Student: UGU, protection from the fool.
Urease: yes, and when the contact is locked - the stepper will not go in the reverse side either - only turn off the pen.
The fool has to be punished :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №99575
 23.06.2014
and worried:
The Knowledge:
Member of LBI:
The Pedophile Exhibitionist:

I change clothes. The 11-year-old daughter looks and says so thoughtfully: “You have a good press, daddy... Well, more precisely... not a press... but a place for cubes!”
I thought long.

The daughter is good. I hope her sharp tongue learns to demonstrate shame before her.
— — — —
"Shame" is below the press. At least in people.
__________
From the navel to the knee, according to the norms of Orthodoxy. In any case, showing up half naked in front of an 11-year-old daughter is low.
____________________
I am adding a comment for the first time. You went crazy, right? If you and your children are so upset that if a child sees the FATHER’S LIFE, it’s a problem, it doesn’t mean that everyone is around.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99574
 23.06.2014
So if you are lucky enough to be born not in the family of a peasant from the Altai village - treat less fortunate people with kindness, at least, and appreciate that you are just lucky! This is not your personal merit. We are all born by chance.


Comrades, get enough of it. I moved to Moscow with 40,000 borrowed. I went for interviews and sought accommodation. After two years, my salary has increased twice, I keep myself and help my parents.
Don’t expect someone to do everything for you and turn your life into a paradise. Either work or stay silent and don’t sneak.
____________

And now think what will happen to Moscow, if suddenly ALL Russia borrowed 40,000 and ran in your footsteps... Even if not all, but only a tenth.

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