Our Tanya cries loudly, dropped the Windows patch.
Don’t cry, it’s a virus, not a patch.

I need to remember it.)
Name of the stop "Cinema Satellite", located on street. Zhukovsky changed to the Temple of Yerevan.
Changed Satellite to Temple)

They were taught to read (voiced and about themselves, not by slogans), write and count (including in a column) even before school.

In 1st grade, the entire diary was written with comments such as: “I did not follow!” because when reading about myself, he went a couple of pages ahead, while the rest read in slanges per hour on a teaspoon. And when I resolved the task through multiplication, I received a note that "This has not yet passed".

After a pair on parasitology, the whole group of us, the Yoon Biolugs, was regularly sitting in some stupor. Horrible is. to live. I’ve done it all the time, but not everybody. xD

Well, and why, at all, it was to write. People, don’t think about reading anything about parasitology. Better read pat. anatomy,I especially recommend those who suffer from complexes in their appearance. You will understand how perfect you are and how lucky you were to be born like that, because everything could have been quite different...

If most of the water is absorbed by the body from the intestines, is it possible to make a enema to quench thirst as soon as possible?
YYY: It can be. But physiotherapy through the vein is even faster.
zzz: If you can get to the small intestine, then yes. From the rectum absorbs slightly.
AAA: It is cruel
bbb: Does the enema not penetrate the rectum further? And the water is absorbed, as far as I remember, just in the thick intestine.
ccc: The water will be poured through the mouth.

(The talk on the forum flows into the discussion of culinary addictions... don’t believe it, and it happens!)

Aaa: It was in this part of the branch that the discussion turned out to be correct and constructive!!!)

BBB: Nothing for yourself, correct! I only had to confess my dislike for seafood, as I was called a perverse! We ichthyophobes demand equal rights with ichthyophiles. Fish restaurants insult our feelings. Sushi bars are bullying us. Hopefully we’ll be on the Ichthyophobic parade soon!
and FISH! But the siphon! Beef and Chicken Forever!

Ccc: Fish restaurants are running! There should be more. Why is there no fast food fish network? There is beef, there is chicken, but there is no fish. of discrimination!

An old Soviet film, the title is forgotten, but the quote turns in the head.

“In an honest battle anyone will defeat me,” said Kashya, “you will defeat me in an unfair battle.

And just how without air conditioners people worked before their mass appearance and did not die? A lot of people still work without them.)

and ***

How bad it is! I still remember how many years ago in the summer, at night, I slipped on the floor, then I wrapped myself in a wet floor, then the winding fan turned on. And in the nursery, where, by default, my aunt is afraid of the little wind, I walked through the department at night, because I could not sleep. And if I had to work in an office without air conditioning, I would run away from there, crawling my buttons.

You can find out all the shortcomings of the previous model by reading the advertisement of the next one.
Bakutkin

At one of the meetings, academician Zeldovich was asked to speak on the philosophical theme "On form and content". Zeldovich confined himself to one phrase: “Forms must be such that they are wanted to be taken for content.”

Ukrainians have a legend that under one of the monuments to Lenin is a visa-free portal to Europe.

How much progress has been made in contextual advertising! Yesterday googled all kinds of wallpapers, today found in the mailbox spam "repair under the key". In the iron mailbox. The paper spam.

Discussion of the article on the website of medical news:

Anesthesia is poison! It is time to get rid of this barbaric practice. Only our doctors can still not do without her operation. Or do not want?
Doctors, it doesn’t matter. Patients do not want to,

Those who say that the use of nuclear weapons is safe enough are the same people who say ‘what’s in the refrigerator?’

A gay parade was held in Kiev. The radicals came – they wanted to "teach them life". The police intervened and got a bullshit. This is how the Homosexuals and the Right Seeks beat the Pirates together.

The Conditioner
Compromises are different. We have the south side, a small cabinet for a bunch of people and only a few fans chase the air. They blow me terribly in the back! After the first spell of the cold neck decided to act. Everyone is hot, except me, well my body has been tuned to 25-35 degrees since childhood, 9 months a year I walk in a sweater. I spent the whole lunch, but came up with such an arrangement that like the fans of colds from the corridor, the windows were blown out, but as if their heads didn't spin, the entire cabinet, except me, fell under the stream. No one even understood what changed, but without any scandal, I arranged a local Sahara for myself and, hopefully, made life a little easier for the rest. Everyone is good :)

XXX: I am going on a date. I gave my mom the idea that I had to take a umbrella with me to fight back from late assaults, or put on clothes of clutch wire. She advised not to brush your teeth and spit in the nose during the concert. I am crying)

yyy : )))))

XXX: My mother has been killed. Break his finger on his hand, tell it to sex. And the wedding.)))) andquot;

xxx: and culmination: "It can sometimes be elegantly worn. It is not a banal"

The trolls instead of my parents.

The rats in the hamacks.
Folded on the sides,
The tail under the stomach.
Thin feet tremble,
falling on the mouth,
Unhealthy sorrow in the eyes.
The poor, the narrow,
To be a little warmer...

Because on Sunday
Turn off the heating!
It is a joke to say:
It was twenty-five before.
And today, look at:
Elijah twenty three!
(c) the
*this is about the real rats of the author, if anything, and not those who post pictures in the hospital :) *

Once our friend the doctor advised for a better sleep to read something monotonous at night. Sasha read the Gospel of Matthew and cried.
I, he says, still remember why I laughed: two brothers and dad went fishing. Someone came to them and said, Come with me. They dropped the boat, dropped the dad, dropped the fish, and went.
Do I have to believe? “I still understand when a man falls in love or gets drunk, he does inadequate deeds, but these two?

His husband has a peculiarity - he began to sit very early, by the age of thirty he sat almost entirely. I, fucking, had to explain to the joke that it wasn’t I who brought him, he was already.