They say that soon robots will be able to work with robots, wash dishes and cook food!
I didn’t have to rush to have kids.

Can a person (who can swim) swim in gasoline?
YYY: It can, but not for long.
Zzzz: How interesting people live...

Deniska: Endiny: what do we call people who are interested in shit? =) is
Endiny: deniska: beta testers (

They moved from Kamchatka to St. Petersburg. They stopped getting sick. Petersburgers are developing, grieving about the weather and cheering for their survival in dark weather conditions. When for them in the spring in April snow fell - this grass barely sinked, and for us it is still a meter of snow above the previous ones, then it is useless to explain something :) But in the winter it is dark here, you won't argue.

All book: Rest in Egypt. My mom and a friend decided to visit the hotel’s a la carte restaurant. Sitting down, a waitress approached them, all so beautiful, in a suit, with a towel, brought wine. My mom tried and smooked - acid was very strong. The waitress smiled guilty and asked in a broken Russian: “Hunja?”

Roman Kutuzov: I thought the famous Bulgakov’s dialogue about “cat vs kit” was funny.
But today I learned how Ukrainian Woman Cat... "Woman Kiss".

Grandfather Müller: The expression of “Kiss on the Trees” suddenly gained a new, peaceful meaning.

- Cylia, baby, afternoon under the pants of the pants. It is very cold outdoors. It freezes the meaning of life.

Talk to a friend about a snack.

It is lunch time, sir. Do you want la ketchup sauce?
XHH: or Le Yishan from the best bowl?

At breakfast, the head of the family, including the television, says in the space: "What’s interesting there?"
From the screen it goes out: "coughing*, you’t ask such stupid questions."

The shock news! Inhabitants of Bobruisk created a giant bobra from shit and sticks! "Bobruisk - for the bobr, animal!"

Lovely people of Barbuda!

I don’t even know who is interested in the hysteria around YOO.
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Everyone is bluffing. Because of this hysteria (foolish, I admit) we did not have major conflicts after the Second World War.

Purchased a restored German piano in 1934. It probably came into our country as a trophy.
I’m sitting and playing "Smile". Husband, thoughtfully: "Yes, on this instrument this song sounds well..."

Tanya: Are we in a period of full trust?
Tagged: dear
Lav: Is our yesterday’s dispute about the power of your curtain against mine like a candy-bucket period?

Whoever gets up early sits by the table and drinks coffee with mayonnaise. :D

1 is hi! What is online? Hate it!
2: <session>I am busy
Chapter 1: Closing the Horse!
2: the horse himself go HTML teach, when </session> will, then and break up

This is what distinguishes a non-military man: he thinks non-military.
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For the area contamination is quite enough and "ordinary" nuclear bombs, there are even "dirty" bombs - which are intended to infect the terrain. And they are much more than hydrogen."
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No more of them! For the military, these "dirty" bombs, you won't win the war with them: you think, the enemy population will die in two or three generations, the general-commandant and the great conqueror and himself by that time will kick off the bowls in any weather, dumb from old age. The army needs a fast operational effect, and this is powerful means of immediate action. And the same military perfectly understand that it is possible to spoil the conquered territory, but how can it then be conquered?

This is:

Put your 5 copies in the air conditioner.
It is always hot on the island. But this is interesting. From the heat on the street "die" only those expatriates who sit at home and at work under air conditioners. Who had enough mind for three or four weeks "to torture" without them - the body has adapted and everything is OK
so in the evening and at night at +24 we are cool (and even cold), and in the day at +35 - normal. But for lovers of the "comfortable temperature" without a conduction - even cry ))
and...

The air conditioner was invented by an idiot.
You, the child is not smart, and health for such a habit was enough. And some, just as smart, but not so healthy, get used to and get off with a heart attack or stroke.

One of the Gypsies taught his horse not to eat at all: it was already accustomed, but died.

12 September 2001.
Americans demonstrate their patriotism by buying and hanging American flags.
Arabs show their joy by buying and burning American flags.
The Chinese demonstrate their wisdom by sewing and selling American flags.

Apophysis of female logic.
YYY: Did you think I was offended?
YYY: In this shit?! to
YYY: Do you think I’m so hysterical?! to
YYY: All, I was offended!! to

Knowledge is hindering. I don’t eat anything at all"
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After a pair on parasitology, the whole group of us, the Yoon Biolugs, was regularly sitting in some stupor. Horrible is. to live. I’ve done it all the time, but not everybody. xD