A friend lost a wedding ring in the field. Very upset. My husband said, “Let me buy you a new one.” To what you got the response, don’t have to.
This acquaintance secretly bought a metal detector from her husband and ran with him on the field for three days.
P.S
I found! and :)
The pps.
This is the power of love.

In anapa bought shells, the seller "good shells! I’ve been there all winter!"

And if Onotole and Chuck Norris get together, what will happen?
YYY: There will be nothing. Not you, not me, not the universe.

Russian women are so harsh that they drink weight loss tea along with cake.

efrosine: fucking, today I got my breast in the paint, now I have a stain on the...

Nico-Nico... I touched the hot dish in the kitchen that week.

Efrosine: Do you have a stain on your bowl now?

Cossack is crazy!!! to

h8hope (21:27:04 16/04/2009)
Do you know how to say there is a difference between the letter E or Y?

Dashyta (21:27:23 16/04/2009)
I don’t have xDD

h8hope (21:27:28 16/04/2009)
And here is the difference: a whole year passes; a whole year passes?

by Dashyta (21:27:43 16/04/2009)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XXX: Fuck, today a full pipet is being made in communion!
YYY: What is this?? to
xxx: Let me go out of the room last night and see: the seat under my door is rolling 1000. Well I think lucky. And here I, fucking, remembered the words of my grandmother, when I was still 5-6 years old.The type of feature is this - people who have a lot of sorrow, who are not lucky in life, can concentrate all this sorrow in money (well how, I am not in magic). And what kind of if you take it, the pain will go away from them, and to you will pass...
YYY: O_o
XX: Yes, I don’t believe in signs at all, I’m offended by them. This is exactly what I remembered. And that's how I referred to it, I think, and fuck him.
YYY: And what about the community?? to
xxx: And I fucking sad that I did not take it and decided:"And do not get you to anyone!"
XX: Well, I told all the neighbors about this sign.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
xxx: so it turned out that half of the neighbors had the same conversation with their grandmother =)
xxx: So here is the picture: a bunch of students are going to pin a thousand rubles, spit on it. A man from above passes by and sees it all. He watches for a moment what he thinks about and says:" Always, fool, I knew that this was the floor of the major. You have eaten, you wicked!and "
The whole floor was laughing xD

Barack Obama talked to Mexican archaeologist who died of swine flu
Even Chuck Norris can’t.

Today at lunch, as usual, decided to drink a cup of coffee... In a rush, he accidentally poured a little dry cream on the table, decided to stick - broke this bunch of lines into two strips (like a coconut). I only wanted to put all this matter in the urn, as the practitioners entered the door. I’m still wondering what they thought, but they apologized and said they might come later =)
or.

Remember when my grandmother called an ambulance?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wasted at least?
Yes, alive, in a sober mind and a healthy memory. Yesterday, a call from the clinic asked to provide data for her hospital record. Lost, lost or something else.
On the question of the year of birth, the grandmother answered honestly: the second year of birth.
You won’t believe it! Today we came from a children's clinic and asked what kind of child did we have before these periods are not registered?
xxx: The sister's eyes were round when her mother clung to her with the question "and why didn't I say anything"?
Then take the grandmother and ask: What kind of child is this?
Doctors: Yeah, 2002 year of birth.
Grandmother with enthusiasm: is it who recently had a heart attack?
When they calmed down, the doctor replaced the date of birth in the medical record and now everything is fine :-)

Loneliness is when family has gone out for a week, and invite home absolutely no one.

With a red certificate. Medals are given. The unknown blue
I have red too. I am adequate too. Electric is married.
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You’re not good enough when you’re married 😉

If a man is looking for fame, he has not found everything else.

My wife’s friend told me. Her husband loves her.
the output, buying 0.5 or 0.7, and, standing in front of the TV,
Giving up family happiness. The rest of the family to such a head.
It does not appear to be good, after 2-3 drops of vodka.
was recruited. In his turn, the husband began to hide the bottle. But this is not
I was able to, because to track him, already horror, in a two-bedroom apartment
It did not make trouble.

On Saturday, something strange happened. No one in the house could.
Looking to see where Dad is going. The maximum we can do is find.
He had a whirlwind in his hand, which he immediately threw up.

Time passed, the husband was cheerful in the eyes, the wife was left with nothing, just
Spray the crystal drinks and put them in a servette. Poka
Suddenly she didn’t realize what the remaining drinks in the servette... filled with
Land of WOOD.

Two GAIShniks stand on the post, no one is there, and suddenly they see a car.
Driven is driving. They stopped and stopped:
Show your certificate.
He lifts the horse’s tail:
Look at the mess...

You really really grow up - it is when in the pregnancy test you hope to see not one, but two strips!! to

xxx: the more - taiga - open space... there are only rare bushes there)))))))

Don’t you confuse Tundra?

Yyy: Taiga is the part of Siberia where the forest, forest, forest, bear, forest, forest, forest.

XXX is:
Yesterday the puzzle was: I wake up in the morning I open my eyes-white light, I open the white light again and again instead of the room, I tried to get up from the bed-falled, I thought I finally lost blindness and lost the coordination of the movements and no I just somehow found myself in the underwear in the place of a blanket =/

Fuck, these guys are funny... Well if they think they’re so much better than women – well let them fuck each other, what’s the problem?)))

I took the girl home. We stood, we talked, we started kissing, a voice from the window:
"You don’t bite it!"
I could not say goodbye to another 5 minutes of laughter.