XXX: And still wondering where I have all these stupid nightmares... I dreamed shit... we have sex with you (in general this is as usual) but how I don’t feel you... I tell you. We’ll go back and forth! Well... you mean you turn me around, you look there and you grumble "love, I don’t know how to say it to you...but you have a black hole there!"
XXX: I watched the show about black holes yesterday...but that...

Post on the forum in Auto, Motorcycle (Toyota, Service, Repair)
yyy: I tried to turn off 1 candle, the car started to go worse, but I did not rush anywhere and the gasoline consumption became less! Can I ride?
xxx: Turn off all the candles and pour gasoline, put the sailing or pedals full savings

How to gain weight quickly – take a kilo of cherry...
How to lose weight quickly – take a kilo of unwashed cherry...

In order to call the police in the U.S. you need to call 911; in Russia 02; and in Belarus to knock in the palms... straight like in a fairy tale!!! to

<Dior> Well, why every time you go on vacation you are asked "Oh, and who will work for you?And when you get to work, nobody will ask "Oh, and who will rest for you?and "

I am in the subway, a man stands next to me. He raises his hand and looks at the sweat underarm. Then he says loudly: "Fuck Old Space!!and "
Concretely annoyed...
The whole public was stunned.

While his father was not home, he decided to take a second car and go ride. I’m out, I’m young, let’s meet. I've been by a few cars and I see that I'm overtaking my dad in the traffic :(
I called and told me to get stuck.

Beauty is a terrible force, especially when combined with a clever ass!

xxx: my husband is not in a bucket, not even walking a couple of quarters, not in the car, to force(((( And sex he prefers any snack from the refrigerator. He weighs more than 100 kg.
During sex, you can stop and say you are tired.
yyy: If during sex he gets tired, then you need to change the posture to the "woman on top" - let it lie-relax, the sandwich which chews)))))))

For some reason, the thread with which new socks are connected is always stronger than the thread with which the socks are made (

I bought new computers in the office.
One of the managers: Look how good!
Siddhartha is not! It is evil!

Yes, he is very, very often swallowing like a horse on a water drink, smoking, not sleeping for a couple of days, all sorts of guides, but not eating a vitamin from the morning - you are what!!!! That is health ?
YYY: O_o

We have been waiting for so long :)

"<...I woke up in some trousers on Tuapse Beach, which was very surprised. I found no money, no documents, no friends. After long unsuccessful searches for at least one familiar face, good people fainted... again a gap in memory and a miracle!!! The mountains are...>"

"Hurricane destroyed camp Seliger-2011"

"On the MKAD a traffic jamming was formed due to the scattered thousand ruble notes."

Hi Voland!and :)

I don’t understand how you confuse cats with cats. Every cat has an inscription on its mouth that it is a cowboy.

How many different ways have been invented to get to know through the network, but I have never met one. There are 2 Wi-Fi points in our house (not my one included). They were called dry dlink. And what do you think I’m checking the network list one day to connect the phone, and there’s one point called “TTpuBeT.” All would be nothing, but the second strangely changed its name to "u Te6e TTpuBeT". It all led to a kind of correspondence, which ended with a meeting at the entrance. Okay though it was a guy with a girl, not say a guy with a guy=) They live soul to soul to word.

...
P.S Is there a generation that has grown up and doesn’t remember papers?

I don't know how you, in Moscow, and we, in Russia, paper dozen very even in progress.

How to quickly defend a dissertation?
- In Word, choose Service -> Protect the document :-)

How beautiful it is to say: instead of “I fucking lay on what you think” say “I extrapolated your penis on a lot of your decisions”

by JJ

I am in shock...
I go now, I look - near the entrance the neighbor's cat in hysteria: "good people, let's drink, let's take care, want to sleep nowhere!". I regretted, launched the entrance, knocked on the door of the neighbors... Naturally, they do not open - because the day, and everyone is at work. went home.
I go back. In one hand the table, in the other the keys. And then this red face with a fighting beak is jumping, and trying to take my money out!
The cat is a goiter. I have lived... (c)

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