Russia cannot be defeated.
Where is? from where? In the open space, our astronauts used a wire to twist an antenna. How is? Why not the Blue Isolation?

I stand in the swimsuit, dry up. Some healthy and joyful jumping up: "Do you eat pizza?" He looks at me more closely from head to foot: "Do you not eat?..." o_O Need to recover, apparently.

Summer is all work. I mainly wear dresses. Some men look at me so much that I want to come up and say loudly "Thank you!".

Recall of the store:
Disadvantages: the street smells of sausage, and maybe dignity

xxx: Okay, I insert words from Hebrew in Russian, and in Hebrew - from English. But to insert a piece of C++ into Python? What is this, if it’s self, what a shit shooter, if there are only points talking?
Nothing hindered. Before the launch, when the interpreter stunnedly stumbled upon an unknown word and timidly said that he did not know such a global variable...

Not so long ago I was crying - said, began to wash the toothpaste from the scarf, and it turned out to be gray. This morning I looked in the mirror, saw a branch of gray, went on business - and only now found out that it was a toothpaste. And Patamušta did not sleep for 4 hours.

xxx: according to the latest trends, we now also have a woman head of the national bank
yyy: maybe you misinterpreted somebody’s statement "head of the National Bank – that’s a shit"? ))

Two inhabitants of Lviv were detained for the sale of armoured vest, which can easily be pierced by a bullet. About 100 st. The Ukrainian army is in the U.S. The fraudsters counterfeited the armoured vest for products of the Ukrainian firm and sold at a low price – about $130 – for each. The police detained the fraudsters, who were 31 and 38 years old. Inside the vests was not a strong titanium, but a regular metal plate, leaving the fighter defenseless before bullets. The armor vest for sale was carried in a car with stolen numbers.
xxx: Did they get caught after they came to complain to the police that they were paid with fake dollars?

In the process of installing the antenna, the cosmonauts failed to correctly fix one of the fixing locks, but did not get lost and took advantage of a piece of wire, which turned the lock to the place. Where the wire came from in the open space, the CUP did not tell.
male: not "Where did it come from", but "How did these Russians manage to sleep...the wire from the American satellite?"

My wife worked as a lender in a bank.
Comes means to her client to make a loan, she writes his questionnaire data. It is about family status.
Wife: What is your family status?
Client: It is complicated.
Do you live in a civil marriage?
Q: I do not live.
The wife begins to list the passport in the hope of finding something about the client's family status and understands that the page with the marriage mark is missing.
Why is there no page in the passport?
Q: I pulled it out!
I’m sorry I can’t give you a loan because my passport is not valid.
Q: She got me here, shit!! to
Standing up and leaving.

As they say in one European country, "Football is dead. Long live the King!"

Our are burning!

In the process of installing the antenna, the astronauts were unable to correctly fix one of the fixing locks, but were not confused and took advantage of a piece of wire, which turned the lock to the place. Where the wire came from in the open space, the CUP did not tell.

About a man who bought an electric tool for 9000p to assemble a desk for his first-class daughter with his own hands.
XX: For the money of the sheepstitch, of course, is not worth it. But it is not a means of earning for me. I bought the tool gradually. I have a friend hunter. I once calculated the cost of a kilogram of mined strawberries. The wild number. But how do you count his enjoyment of hunting?

It’s bad when competitors breathe in your back, much worse when they shoot you.

of Kiev. of our days. I am standing in line at the box office in Silpo. In front of me are two raggles with lion’s beer. The first says:
And about this our beer is already filmed.
The second:
and yes! He was created by the Lviv brewer in the 19th century, his love was huge with one wildness! They - Robert and Zoso - even a monument in Lviv! These are the ones (attention!!!) Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet.
I can’t stand it and ask:
Shakespeare died a few centuries before them.
And this lady answers me:
“You, Mosca, with your Soviet brahma, you have to pass our Ukrainian history to us!

I had taken off my hat at the meeting. Take a headphone out of your ear.
Two are given a special respect.

From the interview with the goalkeeper Andrei Vasilevsky:
"Your brother once said in an interview that from the first big salary in the KHL he will buy his dad the car he wants.
“I can say that my brother and I bought my dad a car that was six times more expensive than he wanted.
“The Ferrari?”
“No, in our family the favourite Mercedes brand.

The comments:

Radical K
In the future, I will give my son to hockey. I will buy Mary.

Riar
You sell the car first to buy the shape.

XXX: Okay, the photos do not match him. But you say, here’s what they’re counting on when they send you a vicious and fierce prostitute with an appearance, a shit, a condolise of rays?
dissatisfaction with U.S. foreign policy.

Keds, ballets and heels can be declared out of law.
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Oh yeah ept! I'll go laughing

A friend calls, asks to come, she has something wrong with FactTime, you need to see.
I thought it was such a subtle hint, it turned out that FaceTime on the iPhone should be activated =\