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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49892
 06.07.2011
Why when I see advertising on the yandex: help robots: write the index correctly, I immediately imagine Megatron in the baseball mail of Russia ;(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49891
 06.07.2011
XXX: Get rid of it
XXX: The Beer...
XXX: blue with glow. Should I?
YYY: No
The women’s socks.
xxx: I feel like I'm here when I kiss I can gather a couple of cats and grandmother...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49890
 06.07.2011
On one of the sports sites is given one mega cool technique for pressing which, according to the idea, should make you a heracle. The first comment:
I had to squeeze 300 times now my arms are removed and I can only write while sitting. What should I do?? to

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49889
 06.07.2011
In the Russian police will appear intellectually developed specialists, able to solve the tasks with the help of new technologies, said the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia Rashid Nurgaliyev, reports RIA Novosti.

Wild Cat: Almost no one knows about it, but in fact, after a hard day of work, an ordinary Russian policeman. He comes home, removes the gray shape, takes a bath with foam, climbs into it, opens Tomik Bunin and cries. Because he can’t read.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №49888
 06.07.2011
Dialogue with the girl:
- Dear, I'm home, on the way I'll jump to the pharmacy, I'll buy condoms, wait
It’s too late to buy condoms when there are two stripes on the test.
- O_O
I joke, I bought it.

and©

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49887
 06.07.2011
In a 24-hour shop in Belarus at two o'clock at night.
I: Please give me a beer 0.5
After 11 p.m. we do not sell beer, only vodka.
Epic File

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49886
 06.07.2011
Discussing the proposal to raise your hands up when you cross the pedestrian... Proposals: issue red flags, give reflecting vests... One of the stones: "And here is another advice: before the transition you can burn a hat on your head - it will be visible from a distance, especially at night!"

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49885
 06.07.2011
Tuesday is only half an hour from the start. I am already embarrassed.
I went to the toilet. In the corridor she stumbled upon her brother’s crosses and turned in the dark. In the toilet she slipped on a sex cloth hidden under her feet and almost dive into the toilet. I washed my hands and hit my little leg at the door. I decided to heal my leg under a stream of cold water. optimistically considering itself flexible, included water in the dishwasher. Suddenly, like Maya Plysetskaya, she shrugged her leg. He starred with his thumb toward the bathroom. People who are interested in details. He dropped his foot under water and suddenly struck with boiling water. and jumped.
In general, when a bath towel fell on my head from the hook, I was not very surprised.
I’ll probably be at home until evening. I am insured and I am not insured.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49884
 06.07.2011
At first, you hear through the dream the hearing stones and you do not understand what it is.
Then they intensify, you still do not open your eyes and hope that it just seems to you and now it will end.
After a minute, you are already lying with your eyes open and realize that this is not a dream and that it did not seem to you. The sounds intensify.
A slight cold runs through your back. The feeling of complete condemnation settles in the shower.
You know that now it’s certain, the end... Yes, that’s it. Your child woke up in the neighboring room.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №49883
 06.07.2011
Technical support of the bank
...
Client: So it turns out, your bank is shit?
This is a rhetorical question, I do not answer it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49882
 06.07.2011
From the forum - I decided to try this iPhone4. The memory in it is 16 gigs, bought in the official iPhone at the beginning of May, it has a case. Reason for selling: Jobs is foolish.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49881
 06.07.2011
Jackie is better than Chuck. Even when he smiles, he smiles...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49880
 06.07.2011
Those who flood are active pirates.
They are just pirates.
There are still poor pirates - these are those that markets 10 hits on a single disc are still buying!

[ + 71 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49879
 06.07.2011
Young people, do you know why you need to study, to be a botanist, to sit and learn textbooks, to whisper for 60 hours a day? To come to school for 10 years on a personal Porsche Carrera.. only when I saw their faces, I realized that it wasn't all in vain))

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №49878
 06.07.2011
Blade to! Well, how to explain to an American business colleague that in Russia, they don’t drink Aktimel on the shale!! to

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49877
 05.07.2011
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have a shorter at work when creating the ECP system itself generates a password difficult to select and a password phrase to it to be easy to remember, for example, I have the password fhj[jvjnvfcc] on the compilation, and the password phrase - a fragrance hemp marked the assistant enter the first 3 letters of each word in Russian letters on the Latin layout
So here...
[12:52:49] he just called the client and said - I forgot my password, remind me
I said I’ll look for it.
[12:53:17] hhhhhhhhhhh: this is how to call him and say that he has a password, a lame chicken moisturizes a martyche?!)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №49876
 05.07.2011
//xxx: spring of Pidor's colour

Not a whitening, but a bleaching. If the pudors stick a rainbow (by the way, incomplete) on the flags, it does not mean that it belongs to them.

Fuck it, really...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49875
 05.07.2011
Yyy: Well, I’m going to Thailand next week, for 2 weeks.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Do you have sex tourism?
No without that :)
Have you watched Transformers?
Oh yeah... what does that have to do with?
“Well, you come to Thailand, you go to their neighborhoods with red lights, you find a pretty girl there, and she’s a transformer.
Would it mean?
Oh, you take her into the hotel room, you dress up, and between her legs there is such a bamboo...
I hate you.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49874
 05.07.2011
Zoi!! to
Where are you?
Without you, it’s so dumb.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №49873
 05.07.2011
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YYY: What is the problem? Rest calm and that’s all. Nothing will change from one year, in the Petrovsky times they served for 25 years in general. It was really a shit :)
Zzzz: It’s all done, dogs

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