I sit at work. The engineer is small. Meeting of directors behind the wall. I just heard a genius phrase:
"Not to go on!!We sign that we are idiots at all!"

- They say that in Saratov you can take a prostitute off for a marble bandage?
- Yes, but for the oxolinic ointment, Lexus will be given to you

Discussions in the forum often resemble the analysis of the stool: someone went on and left, and others sit and argue...

QQ: How is it?
www: yeah yeah somehow
QQ: What happened?
My favorite girlfriend is cheating on me with her boyfriend. Is it normal?

I met a girl... We met for a long time. Well, behaves well enough, in the female sense, literally.
XHH: In short, I invited to myself, it came to work... I am all so hot, from the spot, fucking. I feel something is wrong, so to say.
The dialogue between us continues.
I: Slo, cat, and the guys had before me?
She says, “You are the first.
I: You couldn’t say it before? I would be more careful!
She: (she kisses so and looks loyally in the eyes) Sun, next time I will definitely say!
WOW :D

Angel_in_com:
Fuck me, find a fuck girl.
by Zerg72
Where to find these humans.
Angel_in_com:
Try it in real. So, you shut off the button on the comp, which once turned it on, if you do not remember where it is - look for instructions.
by Zerg72
Nanny
Angel_in_com:
Yes is. Then, you dress epic, and epic on charisma (well, or spirit), and you fall into the street, not forgetting to call paths from friends). From the passing mima of cute girls you try to hide the phones, in the sense - numbers, not the mobile phones themselves.
by Zerg72
Being angry with bodies?
Angel_in_com:
Do you get rid of the bodies? Except for the bodies of their boys, here are the boys and the boys and the girls are quests, the chain I will explain to you later. And remember, the best epic phones hopefully run out with girls who are protected by the rarest guys. And if you are not sure about the strength of your patte, then wait until someone else strikes the patte.
by Zerg72
The name of the tank?
Angel_in_com:
The tank must be at least 20 lbs.
by Zerg72
70 over then
Angel_in_com:
The 70th here will not help anything, well, unless the trunk will cut off... not long... And in general, the presence of the 70th in the patina ensures a failure in the street. It is time to know, he has commands that greatly lower the fighting spirit of paths - "washing spots" and "and here I am in childhood"... And now press alt+shift+detil and march in inst, the epic phones rage nids, and the rest grid. Please tell me that I explained something unclear.

Please create the "worst abyss" section.

On the other day in the store, the seller sang on the motif of the moustache: your neighbors are sleeping Putin and bears, but you Obama are not sleeping.

Watch the series tonight.
It sounds like the phrase "Label of the prostitute"
The child asks "What is a stamp?"

In Moscow, an employee of the prosecutor’s office was detained for threatening the police with a stolen arbalet.

Noise (15:15:23 8/12/2009)
Beer after mining

Nicholas (15:35:49 8/12/2009)
to drink? :D

At work, the girl administrator sits next to the comp and prints a report for a week.You need to go out urgently and she asks the chief of the department to sit on the phone. The one from nothing to do looks at the report and at the bottom of the small font added "health I am not very - the legs are broken and the tail falls away".The administrator came and without looking at the report sent to the director. The director of cartoons did not watch as a child.

xxx: The mystery: which organ is most tense in Onanism??? Tagged: ears

The xxx:
Sleeping in the evening. I dream that I am sitting on the snow near Kirov ATB, in one hand I have a drill, connected unknown where, but working, in another rectangular position, in which I need to drill 4 holes at the corners, which I am doing. Three girls pass by, ticking their fingers at me and shouting: “Look, look, a gay man with a homodrel.” And the apophysis of this is my outrage like "well and what, hell, is this drill wrong?and "

YYYY :
Zygmunt in Ahaia

This is what. I have a comment for all the comments.
"He demanded reproduction in the lesson of biology". We were cancelled and we went on strike. Interesting is.

In China, a driver with a cardboard instead of a front glass was detained:

Arharovets: The method is not original, the Chinese is not an innovator... In the ancient stagnant times, several trucks with drivers were dispatched from the base where I worked (who is older, remember this practice?). They were there for two months, and then several were transferred to Kursk to clean the potatoes. As a result, they returned somewhere in late October, i.e. "Fuck" was good on the road. Two hundred and two hundred yards. So one of them "cracked" the steering wheel - had to take on a tough clutch... But then it was just "happy" - the "tractor" stone from under some car broke the front glass and, the driver (cold, and not visible because of the flying jade) used the first means of subjugation - the usual straw hose was put on his head, having made a couple of holes for inspection... Those who saw it were hysterical! When they came to Peter, this picture had to be seen – the cars are a big piece of dirt, and THIS comes out! In general, the car base "left"! And you say " Chinese"...

Talk with my brother at the TGU in Tomsk:
You are from where?
From Karaganda...
There is no such city!!! to
We really exist!!! to

I have in my diary for 7th grade:

He was in class with foreign affairs. and :)

The Wedding.
We stand photographing in the park... a crowd of children starts shouting: Bitter!!! We naturally kiss... They count loudly and at this moment one of our guests screams to me: “High her brain!”! to
The photo did not succeed...

I heard that the Pellets were bad ((((((