When my girlfriend’s father found out that I had deprived her of her virginity, he called me.
But I told him that it would never happen again and he left me :)

Nostalgic photo with the trackpoint of IBM's note, in the ordinary people - the clitoris, say now no longer do such.
And the funniest comment: "Yes I saw IBM's clitoris earlier than real"

Purchased a designer Lego a month ago on the stock for 500 rubles (was 1000 rubles). Today, the same designer in the same store costs 1200 rubles (from 1500 rubles). Black Friday is Hole.

Our boss lives in the far east on the outskirts of the city, no one wanted him to pull the internet there, he spit, founded his firm, spread the inets to himself and his neighbors. The company is 12 years old this year. This is what it means – a cardinal approach to the case.

Not a son, but a gift of fate, by the way, greatly offended the undercomplex between their own legs. Such misogyny is not in every acne boy who is not given, you will meet.

A waitress at a café in Cyprus realized that we were from Russia and spoke in Russian:

Could you want something greater?

No thank you. Are you from Poland?

Yes, but how did you guess? Everyone is guessing...

All the girls in Poland are beautiful.

Oh yes, it is so.

Ears, legs and tail

>> I am a scarf. A certificate exists.

There should still be luxurious and greedy eyes in the set. Although it is greedy, it is clear from the text.

"We must continue to master the space!" said Rogozin and smiled at some of his thoughts after the word "to master."

A: How is your new job?
All you need to know about it - along with milk "for harm" here every week a new pepper bottle is issued. Well, if the old is not over yet...

Tops to Roots

>> in you, crashers, the limbs are small, thin and sluggish, like a crust in autumn?

Oh, and we multiply with goats, like strawberries and Boyarsky.

> the first ones there were tavers

From them came the two-taurs, and then the minotaurs.

Yes, it was so

>> “I’m going to get up. He got up. People brought food. have gone. sent from high. I stand. It is hot. The flies are flying.”

This is not the life of the saints, it is some spherical Twitter you described.

It was somewhere 5 years ago. I worked in a large manufacturing company as a designer. And one day the head of the design department calls me to me.

Andrei, this is the case, my nephew got a diploma. I want to make it a designer here, but there are no free places.

I mean, am I talking about it?

Let’s do everything beautiful. I give you money in the amount of 5 salaries, and you write a statement on your own.

No, no, I’ll be looking for a new job.

As you know, I wanted something good.



I don’t think I can get fired anyway, but I can do it. So I decided to turn on the dictionary when I talked to him.

and.

Time goes by, like all the puppets. Then he calls the boss to himself. As usual, I turn on the dictionary.

You are working on this project, right?

I. Yes

The tubes must be released from here.

I. But then they will cross with other tubes.

There are changes in the project. The pipes will also go on another trajectory.



I do drawings. Production does work. And when they begin to collect all this at the object, it turns out that the pipes have yet to cross with other pipes and now need to be reworked.

The boss calls to himself.

N. You probably already know that the object of Nihua is not going to be

I. Of course I know. And in general, you gave the task to rework with a new track, my fault is not here.

N. (Does the guy make a surprise face?) You are confusing. This is your coat. The drawings you released. But I still want to help you. My proposal is still in force. I am about dismissal on my own. Otherwise, I will punish you for breaking the deadline and you will be fined.

I. I will think



I go out and think how I did not immediately understand his insidious plan. He should have given me a written assignment, not words. With the dictionary may not run, but still nothing to lose and I decide to go to the director. I explain to him the whole situation, I include a recording from the phone (his voice is peculiar, you can't confuse it with anyone). The director is shocked by all this. He promises to find out.

Two days later, my boss runs into the office.

You and hate. I am human to you, and you are so hateful.

In the sense?

Did you go to the director? You know I can be fired! Will you pay the loans for me?

Aaaah, I understand it all! I have nothing to add. I will not cry for you.



Eventually he was fired. And I was put on VRI, which I was very pleased with. Eventually, he became a permanent boss. Colleagues were just in a deep shock, nobody knew that such things were happening here. And then I was called Lenin, the type of coup committed.

No electricity will be available from 9:00 to 17:00, 29.11, 30.11 and 31.11
The router will not work either :(
The mother’s refrigerator?! to
31st of November?!! to
The curtain.

Sberbank conducted the first transaction in Russia using blockchain technology.
<bender> man, you don’t see what the miners have for lunch.

Probably dumb.

It was after Black Friday that I became a discount expert. I went into the M-Video, and there on the tea tree, which in the inlet is 3200 written 3500 and drawn 7800. I opened their website and asked – are you bad?

I have 300 rubles in my cup.

I am a skiff. A certificate exists. Where can I get my peninsula? Please return the gold.

<Angelofnet> Here is an example... You are a wildlife. and ah. You have a good mood. And a red apple. and ah. The weather is sunny. And you go like that, yourself and an apple like that! And the beauty... and then the BAC! And you wake up and it’s time to go to work and you’re never a wild man. There is no apple.

XXX is smoke! What kind of toys you gave us! Particularly pony and dolls (Happiness is) And who are they, if not a secret? Are you still in Novgorod?
I live alone... Sometimes it’s so boring.

Critic: Everything according to the old draft scheme: Promises – Victory in Elections – Amnesia – Promises – Victory in Elections – Amnesia...