If a person goes down the road with his head down, it is not necessarily that he is sad. Maybe he likes his feet.

I found a new job!
WOW: Congratulations to you! Where is?
In the zoo shop ?
Oh yeah, they will sell you there.
Oh yeah, you have gone!! The fucking!
Wow... maybe it was a hidden compliment.
HHH: How is it?
Well... maybe I’ve compared you to a spider?
Oh... sorry... thank you ?
I said, maybe...

Question to Knowledge:

Will a daylight light burn if it is taken from both sides with bare hands, and while crawling on the plastic floor in wool socks?

At work, we can’t calm down.)

I am tired!! Thousands of years on the market of educational, disciplinary, and motivational tools!

Tonight on the music channel:

Two young men invite two cute girls for a serious relationship.

Decepticons are unreasonable. If they had immediately disembarked in Soviet Russia and united with the Communists, they would have long ago given everyone a drink and drank their juice in their quarter.

Remember, in the nineties, the toy was popular.
XXX: Pidori's Pushkin Color
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I didn’t have it.
Yyy: I thought everyone was playing with her.
YYY: What can you do with it?
You will be surprised, nothing ?
xxx: she just jumped down the stairs))) you put her on the stairs and she goes down
XXX: Like some people
xxx: pudded and useless, but so happy if you get them down the stairs ^_^

Many even live under mysterious circumstances.

Our dog, the German Shepherd Dusi, is no longer alive, but some of the stories of the heroines she has been told so far. The dog had a normal sense of humor and everyone knew about it. And she was the favourite of all the entrance, she loved to visit, like all the dogs, she loved when she was fed, but she was not a beggar and she did not eat. In this case, it could be scratched and scratched. But the story is not about that, but about speaking birds.
Neighbors Vitaly and Olga lived with birds. Kenar Kesha and the wave-shaped poppy Petya. Kenar sang beautifully and swallowingly. Such treats with such transitions - I have never heard of them. The pope said, “The bird,
Petya is good, good. The birds were free. They flew around the living room, flying freely around the room. Of course, they targeted everything they could.
Tasting delicious from the plate. Sitting on their heads and hands. At the same time, each had his own cell with an open door, into which they flew tired of freedom.
But one day, Ducey and I came for a visit. Yes, I forgot to say that the dog’s reaction was instant. Natural data and constant training: catching flies and mosquitoes in total darkness... We stand in the hallway, waiting for permission to pass. At that time, the puppy thought about flying over the head of the dog. To further actions the brain simply did not react so quickly everything happened. There was a bird and not... and not even whispered. From the closed, not very small fist of the shepherds, two rainbow paparazzi wings sparked... No scene. Very similar to the symbol of our Aeroflot, the Dog did not know what to do next with its prey.
All the actors on the scene were just upset. The situation was saved by Olga - the owner and educator of the bird. On a pure ultrasound she whispered: Duousya... Yippidy yi yi! Dusya was a very polite dog, and she realized she had done something wrong. The fist opened, a poppy broke out of it and somehow flew into his cage with a zig-zag. Nothing was broken. No bite or physical injury. Only a nervous breakdown in the poor pope. At first he polished. Then he stopped talking. Then somehow uncertainly remembered that he was a Petya and very good. But here is the exhausting cry:
The Doomsday...! He repeated accurately. We never went to the birds with our dogs. The dog had no mental injuries.

It turns out, the expression, "The man said - the man did" correctly sounds like this:
“The man said. The woman reminded. The woman reminded. The woman reminded.
The woman reminded. The woman borrowed. The man stumbled and did.”

The FFFUUU comic book. The essence is this: A glamorous blonde in which everything is pink (taking into account the floor, walls, clothes, etc.) Waiting for her boyfriend. And suddenly she notices that her pale cat grumbled at the door.

Commentary: The "Fuck. The pink floor. I would have made fun of myself."

Kech: So is it. While my week was with my parents, after every time I was with you, I threw the condoms and dropped them. Well, without a fire, do not forget there by chance.
Lizzie : Well?
Kech: So yesterday apparently filled the cup of the white friend's patience, because when his wife returned, he stuck capital, and I haven't yet why it could happen:( Called the sanitary.

Figo is stupid.

by VIO:
xxx: How to pump an old, rural antenna to show more channels
Yyy: Get up and wait for the first storm.
During a thunderstorm, hold on to the bar and stand barefoot in the pit!Wait for the updating of the TV reception level directly into the brain.

Smirnoff: So you got married to him?
Frost by Ugo. Something is wrong?
Smirnoff: Yes no, Tannush. All is so. He is not worthy of you. In his place I should have been! I am! and I!!!! Do you understand? Being a friend is also good. But after all that we’ve experienced together, we’d like to have a higher status!
Frost: to move to a higher status, send a message with the appropriate code to the short number 8-916-521-XX-XX
1) A close friend
2) The best friend
3) The lover
Smirnoff: Here’s... That’s all you. Senseless bot and troll forum :-/

I am looking for an assistant in the service center. In a bunch of resume I find the ideal candidate, without looking at the name I open the photo and... see my rose!

Thanks to the developers of mobile games using the gyroscope!!! Thanks to them, I brought a plate of borst to the computer and did not pour it out!

In the sea, three teenagers try to sink the fourth. He is constantly breaking out and shouting, “I am a living PADLA!”

The heat does not leave a chance for the deceiver.)

By the way:
of the best:
"I'll see in the best - I'll give Dime a touch of breasts!!! to
Katya, 4th size"
Dima, with you all for beer for effort))

Not Dima, but Dmitry Anatolyevich, a young man.

At work in the toilet they hanged a sign: "Do not throw paper into the toilet". Below someone signed - or the fish is bad =).