I hear the edge of the ear at work: "Imagine yesterday, the Omonians took out the door in the refrigerator, looked for drugs, and broke the nose of the owner."
Eating for a long time. It turned out that "The Refrigerator" is a restaurant.

This is the news on Mail Pro4el...
Law on the privacy of citizens adopted in Russia
Amendments to the Civil Code, in particular, restrict the dissemination of information about the private life of a citizen and prohibit the dissemination of false information about a citizen, even if it is not defamatory.
But I was not caught by the law itself, but as it happens, a commentary on the article)

Now all the old-grandmothers who sit near the entrance can be put in jail.

I wanted to add a quote. I wrote. I handed. It removed. I think you did everything right.

"The space was given to Russia on bird rights. It was done by the entire Union – Soviet scientists and engineers, who came from the Soviet education system. This is their industry, not ours. But those people are over. They survived a lot of the system that prepared them. All, go on by yourself.”

Giving money no longer works. It’s like pouring gasoline into a car tank with a broken engine. We need programs for the training of personnel, for the development of science and industry.”
by Konstantin Bogdanov

I went home yesterday, behind them are three schoolgirls.
Q: Young man, you want to meet beautiful girls?
Every man wants to meet beautiful girls.
Q: And what about you?
I: And I am not.

From Rin_Cheese:

It is wonderful to be eighty. I want to claim benefits everywhere and beat people with a stick. In other words, the devil is no longer a brother. Infants can be frightened with a folded jaw, grandchildren with fictional horrors of youth, and children with a promise to never die. It is time to allow myself everything that is not permissible, and a little bit - it's not me who stole the tram, it's my mess.
The public opinion? To confuse and confuse. Painting your hair with ink is great. Smoking a cell phone and walking in a night shirt is wonderful. Cocktailing bass with young postmen - wow-ti-tel-no. In the tomb, with a hint bought by the descendants, it is time to have fun to throw away empty bottles and torn skeletons of lovers.
When a young man's body is still in the soul, he somehow capitulates, crumbles and desperately swarms, where to get an inserted jaw. Fortunately, the stick is already there.

Neighbors talk about parachute jumping.
I am, honestly, more afraid to jump from a tarzanka than from a plane.
YYY: Well, when you’re jumping from the tarzan, what’s underneath you? of concrete. When is a parachute from an airplane? Googled by Google Maps. You’re not afraid of Google Maps, right?

Leon: Mдаа, I barely got clots when I walked the dog in the evening. I go to myself, I don’t touch anyone, and from behind the corner of the male bass kaak garknet "Slaasesh, Khorn!". It turns out who walked out two Chihuahua...

I thought about discrimination against disabled people. Why don’t we see any disabled among the TV hosts? Are they being oppressed? Don’t let them work like everyone else?
I want to see single-handed, strangle-eyed and downs among the leading state channels!

Is it forbidden to wear Kilt?
I knew that this anti-gay propaganda could be found!! to

News host of the first channel, after an interview with Johnny Depp,when there was no translation during the interview for a while (the translator was silent, while Depp explained something to the host):
“We had some trouble translating, but Johnny talks so well in English, which is understandable.

xxx: Sometimes it seems to me that when the apocalypse comes to Russia, we will simply not notice it.
YYY: Ah, it’ll be one of the holidays.
xxx: Per the apocalypse is frightened and will say "Well, they’re here", and they’ll go :)
yyy: or will say - "Oooo, and this can be", and shamefully will go to improve qualification :)

[03/07/13 12:05:17], Veles (aka Slavic):
got into an accident. We were rushed by some eagle on a jeep, we were turned and thrown out for a meeting under the Maz. Everyone is alive (as strange as it is), but a car in meat. So here. Usually in such situations the pindos shout: “O May year, o May year!”!", and our Leha after 10 seconds of silence in a calm tone said: "Shit, the cigarette flew somewhere...

Alessandra, good morning
I registered three times today. But not hit. Can you ask your promrammist to clarify what my question is.

Aaa: Wonderful when you have someone to make a second cup of tea
BBB: It’s still great when there’s somebody to make the first...
It’s great when there’s tea. ?

I am lying down on a bedside bedside a sage bose...

C is ABRA:
“Who said that bad officials won’t help?” (open a cage with likes)

I am delighted with the cartoon by repeatedly clicking on "+" at the quote :)
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For some reason in the quote on reviews about hotels thought that it was all written by one visitor, something like: "Kalo ssały bossen"

The route, the hour of peak.
The guy begins to play a melody on the phone, something like "...The mother of the patient has crossed off..." - he throws down. Immediately at the conductor begins to play a hot leash, drops. After 3 seconds, the sitting girl says "Oh, what a man!".
The guy from the back row screams "Now, a palitroche in the morning!and "