A police patrol was broken. We have a neighbor, Volodya, who sometimes blows for weeks. At this time, it becomes debilitating, because we are completely unconscious. In other words, a good grandfather. I get out of the car now and see him being pulled out of the entrance by two patrol police officers with machine guns. I think it’s different "" again. And it goes well, a movie that suddenly worked for me:
A partisan?! to
and yes! One answered, and the other pushed Volodya in the back with the automate and said:
and fast!
He raised his hands and used it in a bowl. But then he walked out of there and cried out to the whole yard:
Hitler’s coat!! to
The accidental police driver just fell out of the cabin from laughter. Have fun at least.

Dok: I have "Life of Animals" in the library in 6 volumes (7 books) of the first Soviet edition (the 1970s). There in the 4th volume is an article about the fish mintai. It was mentioned that due to its low nutritional value, it is massively mined mainly for livestock feed.
After 10-15 years I got the 3rd edition of The Life of Animals. The article about the mint has grown significantly, and especially relied on the number of delicious and healthy dishes that can be cooked from this fish. Make the conclusions yourself.

J: When I clicked on the tower like nuts... and I hardly distinguish the integrals from the logarithm.
M: Well it is just... on the integral convenient bag in transport hanging...

Sack: Petty has 3 apples, Volodya has 6. My ass is salt. The question is, who was the last to escape from the collage garden? It is :)
Sanya: It’s depending on where the apples are in Petty and Volody, maybe they’re in their ass too.
Albatros: Maybe even the eyes
DenniZ: the question - whose extra eye apples have Petty and Volod in the ass?

- Landships are such and such flowers, they are still in the "Red Book".
So I would immediately say that from the "Red Book"!
Are they not from the "Red Book"?! to
No, they are from "Twelve Months"!

The forum.

XX: Half an hour before the arrival of the guests, I remembered that I had not yet had time to take a shower in the morning... and only I was separated, as I heard the terrible scream of Masha. After cooling up, I jumped out of the bathroom and saw literally a painting with oil - Irinka painted a piece of the wall with ointments for makeup. For a while, the whole family stood in a stupor, thank God that our dad went to the store.Then I gathered, took a feather, a brush, and we all began to wipe out the drawings furiously.

Have you tried the cream? Oh, not fairy had to be, but a fat medium, and then that fat medium was already fairy...
Damn I didn’t know :(
No, the child has not grown up yet. Makeup is removed only with fat cream :D I also once did not know, but washing your clock from black beard and mono - remembered
As long as she grows up, I will sit :crazy:
ZZZ: and Guthalin - nothing is washed away at all...
UUU: By the way, and the hair paint on the skin also previously wiped with vegetable oil or cream.
And now wet towels can be wiped off.
ZZZ: Yes, the color is no longer that...

for a long time in the internet searched-choose the wheels on the car, now went to the dating site, see the questionnaire, Svetlana, 175/70, and the brain further suggests that it is R13 or 14

Women remember ungifted roses much longer than gifted ones.

Her wife (a teacher in a kindergarten) yesterday at work, one of the babysitters, Maria Vasilievna, 64, began to complain to colleagues, educators and babysitters that she is already old. In the presence of the children, colleagues began to comfort her - "no, say, you are not old, you are not so many years."
One of the teachers said, “Let’s ask the children! Children, how many years do you think Marie Vasilievne is?” The question was asked by her in consideration of the fact that this group was only recently taught to count to 20, no more numbers they do not yet understand. So, they will say about “eighteen,” the maximum – “twenty.”
raised the silence. The question for the children was obviously a surprise. And then, in silence, the timid voice of the five-year-old Irocka heard: "Three hundred?"

One day I bought a large bouquet of flowers. They will come, I think, friends, they will ask where they come from, and I will smile mysteriously. A friend comes and says, “Oh! Have you bought flowers?“”

Lenny - Faithfulness

>> The Ukrainian Army The harsh realities.
XHHH: The questionnaires were distributed today
Tag: on Religion
HHH: But the patches had to fill them.
I filled it myself.
We now have a company of Muslims.

> You’ve cheated your full-fledged questionnaires! Then you run like a wounded man in the ass, you look for a long-runner like you, a kosher-halal to the front, to the chapel service you transmit that the imam is needed...
by Milla.

For this reason, Pasteurism was invented. If you need to write at least something, while guaranteed not to be mistaken blindly, write the Pastepharianism, the pasta will definitely eat for a sweet soul.

Then I bought a bottle of tan. Now I sit, relentlessly pour it into myself, and just paid attention to the inscription on the rear label: "Net mass: 1 liter". This is how I can develop it now and put my eyes in place! Thank you, "good" and "literate" manufacturer from High Voltage Street in the city of Orel!

I ordered a white shirt with AliExpress, crisp, the smell of "freshness" is just murderous, I think, no, maybe I rinse, it will go away. I washed in the bathroom. They found a good whitener there, the rust went out of the bathroom!

The question is about this: Imagine you’re caught and thrown in jail, but you have the ability to carry a single metal object in your ass, what would it be?
<flammen> In general, I never came up with what can be useful enough and not too large at the same time.
<Herbert> So what did you answer?
<flammen> Well, the best thing I’ve come to mind (and I now think this item was created for that) is ballysong. It benefits a little, but what else could I think of?
<Herbert> The diamond carpet?
<flammen> B**t

They are not just fleeing abroad. They flee from the province to the capital. From capital to province. They flee where they expect to stand out and where they expect to be lost.

I was trying to buy something in the store. Long tried to clarify the mixture of Hebrew and English, and then asked a friend if she didn’t know how in English or Hebrew it would be sharp. To which the young seller asked: "and what, was it weak to say immediately in Russian?". He was not Russian-speaking.

to this:
Anon worked on the printing of circles, someday a representative of some company came to us and ordered circles for March 8 with a portrait of the CEO of the firm on each. I don’t know, of course, how they have the relationship there at the firm, but I’t drink from a circle with a face like that gender. He was the son of a swiborg and a grampiket. In his eyes there was hatred for all mankind and all living organisms from his own chair to the taw whale. Looking at the photo of this man wanted to say "why to live this way" and go to heaven.
And we wrapped this face with pink flowers, signed "C 8 March" and printed almost 100 circles.
I still sometimes imagine with horror that there may be a corporate kitchen in this company. There are those circles on it. The Rare.

-- but now the girls of this company can with a quiet conscience make a gender mouth in the wash ;)

Tamara:...and then, as the senior commander of the militia said...To my husband, when he detained and bound a drunken man who came to break up...To our house...I can’t start matters on him, because he’s beaten and bound, and you don’t even have Sinjakov...Well, if he beat you then another matter, and so I’m sorry I can’t...It comes out in order to prove my rightness, it’s necessary to give yourself a beat... Fun Yes?? to

XXX: Did you do a lot?
YYY: Well, I’m somewhere at the end of February.
What about the end of February?
YYY: Not the best ending I’ve been at, to be honest.

To all the desperate people who complain that after buying books there is no money left for food – BIBLIOTHES! Maybe someone did not know about it, but in the library they give books to read for a short time, but for free!