Yesterday a friend bought a Chinese fire extinguisher, little that there was a lot of mistakes, so there was a crown phrase behind where everything was written about him that just broke me half a minute for 30!
© "Do not spray near open fire."
It is >_<

“Alter, I know a waiter who told me that he had two fishes on his table and that he was going to tick them. What do you think he meant?
* Alter fell into an unstoppable hysteria from the words ¿.
¿: Alter, fish - seagate baracuda, pisa - pc3000 (hardware and software compact for working with HDD). to rebuild the screws he was gathering

by Kot-Koshmar
Good to everyone!
A window appeared, such as "thank you for visiting the gay site, etc......send a text message to the number.............." And the window is made to the mouse, and the controller opens and immediately closes.
help me

The back number:
"The manager of the task" is a masterpiece.

The Ars:
What did you expect after visiting the gay site? :D

A bright future, a bright future!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh? to
WOW: then all these wicked babysitters will go home from the bars.
The grandmothers and groceries are eternal, it will be like in England from every groceries exit to the internet and the grandmothers from laptops will scratch you not only in the area but also on the scale of the whole city!
WOW: And then they organize UNNOBABUSCHNICE and the whole country will know about you.
We will establish the FZOPS (the front of protection against evil old ladies) and we will break their sites and shops at night.

Knowledge is transmitted from father to son through belt transmission.

The Russians in Germany.

In his lifetime, he gave money to street musicians only twice. The first
once, for professionalism – the duo of mandolin and guitar performed wonders in the
A long walk near the mountain. It was a small concert.
(they could be written on CD) for which it was not sorry.
to pay.

The second time I gave money (total 10 euros!) The musician who wasn’t
Never a professional. He played with his soul, but badly. In Moscow I
Of course I would not accept him. But it was not Moscow. It was Darmstadt.
A small town near Frankfurt. My grandfather was sitting in the center.
on the square and on the lost bowl all the melody of the song "This day
Victory...” he also sang out to himself.

This people cannot win.

Life after fifty just begins... thought the woman.
I asked for another fifty.
by anekdoton.ru

<Hynox> Have you ever had sex, matthias?
<matthias> Ask my children :P
<Hynox>
<Hynox> Did you have sex with your children? O_O

Will you be busy until Sunday evening?
He: I don’t know yet, and what?
She: Can I ask an unstable question?
He: Of course, I am a coveted bearer)))
Can we go to church tonight?

First impressions of Moscow after Novosibirsk.
I have never seen so many left-handed cars.
They have ducks on their branches instead of spiders.
Well, where are the infamous Goths... and Emo?

I was in my childhood from worms resembled a terrible grandmother's method: the head of garlic was pushed into the rectum!!! Oh, that’s something... there started the process of panic and escape...I too...so I was held by the hands :-) and the method has grown up I will say good :-)
by Tomsk.fm

by ruslan-211 ruskancik
You have a camera.

I am :
Do you have a question mark on the keyboard?

by ruslan-211 ruskancik
Yes is

by ruslan-211 ruskancik
and you

Oh, and the people...

Cla$$ic*Prince$ (16:47:43 15/04/2009)
The most unfortunate animal is the eighth. He has legs from the ears, and hands from the ass, and the ass itself with the ears, and the brains, in fact, also in the ass.

MaveA (16:49:51 15/04/2009)
The most unfortunate animal is the eight-legged wife, for she is not eight-legged, and her husband is eight-legged.

MaveA (16:50:51 15/04/2009)
even though the husband of eight legs is also not very... because all wives have between their legs what??? The eight-legged man has a mouth, and not just a mouth.

MaveA (16:52:02 15/04/2009)
Although this is unimportant, and the important thing is that the man there is also a clove... so no pleasure... instead of sex - scratched and ran away.

Did you go to the urologist?
YYY: I went
XXX: What did you say?
YYY: The shit...

1st(14:31:40 15/04/2009)Now you have a foreign mark...somebody doesn’t even have a car...and you are a bourgeois on the foreign mark.

2nd(14:32:11 15/04/2009)
Yes, for good, all foreigners should drive, but not in the Russian shit.

1st (14:33:04 15/04/2009)
Well, the road will support our automotive industry, and they will suddenly produce the hollow battery cars.

2nd (14:35:11 15/04/2009)
Oh, they are now producing ohuen batmobile, and hunting is just a good car.

And you in school years, too, dad taught you to remember the multiplication (+) to (-)this is the following:
Is it a friend? is it an enemy?

We receive :
The friend of your enemy is the enemy of you.and (- )
A friend of your friend = a friend of you.and (+)
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.and (+)
The enemy of your friend = the enemy of you.( )

Which of the parents might need it.)

Another girl sends to the mail another nonsense about passing this to another and you will be happy! The result...

She (22:36:45 15/04/2009)
@¡m@ at 21:05) :
> obilnoe-siti (02.01.2000 21:01:46)
> > > > > > > > > >> [She had the opportunity to ask me any three questions, but so that the first question was simple, the second was a messenger, the third concerned us with you. Give it to everyone will be fun!

he (22:37:50 15/04/2009)
Question 1: What is SPAM?

he (22:38:16 15/04/2009)
Q: What kind of X am I?

he (22:38:28 15/04/2009)
Third: And why do you send this to me?

I went to the site of the "Association of Orthodox Youth".

Survey on the main page:
"Do you observe fasting on Wednesday and Friday?
Obviously
not always
No is
What is a post? andquot;
I answer "No" and I get this inscription: "Save You, Lord. Your response is accepted"
Kratts to me, the Inquisition has gone.

From the comments in JJ.
There are no adjectives to human illiteracy.
2: There are no limits.

has delivered.

The scientists smiled this morning.
In 2039, a meteorite may fall on Earth, from which the Earth will split into pieces. A few minutes of a description of the horrors following this and, of course, the methods of fighting: you can split it even in space, as it is clearly represented in the film Armageddon. Or paint it in white and it will be pushed away by the sunlight. There is a picture in front of the eyes: a huge pipe of an asteroid is carrying to Earth, and a brigade of Moldovan-Tajik finisher is landing on it in order to paint it in white.))))