Doctor from San Diego

An excerpt from a conversation between two old ladies listened to in an electric car near the Arsk station.

The evening.
In the semi-empty car, it was pretty blind, and the grandmothers sat on the shop behind my back. I don’t even know what they looked like:

We ate a snack, a week, a week. A month ago they left.
Did Ramsey come to you with your child? How is it called?
His name is Chris. He is eight years old and I have never seen him before.
Is Chris like a rat? What kind of man was he called?
"Ramil's wife beat, and I'm used to it, and there, in Diego, there are a lot of Criss, no pain and irritation.
To whom is it similar?
- A copy of grandfather, the same eyebrows, nose, from the hand would not drop, but painfully already heavy, as Ramil in childhood. Good - there is no strength, but you can still see that the Negriton...
Do you miss?
And then not. But they left me a talk, Chris tried to buy. Now I can talk and watch as much as I want.
The phone is? And to look?
What kind of phone is that? Not a phone, but a box like a chess board. How are computers? It’s the same, but not the computer. You open - on the top cover the TV, and the printing machine at the bottom.
When I want to call them, I take a notebook, Chris painted everything for me – what to press first, what to follow. A very wise machine. From her still on the wire goes such, like a pudrenice. At first, I played for hours, the evil was lacking. You pull it on the table until you get where it should be. And all, the television says Chris. He sees and hears me there too. We talk so at night.
What at night? Sleep a servant.
And they’re there in Diego, it’s the very day at night.
Is it expensive to negotiate?
They say cheap, I don’t know, they pay cold themselves.
Is it good to see and hear? You are as deaf as a thief.
As in a movie, Chris showed me their house, palm trees and even reached the sea. Good house, beautiful, like a supermarket in Kazan.
Hearing is normal.
At first, when I bought the device, I could not understand that it was there. To whisper like a mosquito, and words do not understand, do not hear.
Crisic thought to buy me screams, wooden such, as if the youth listen to music. It hurt, very loudly.
I was drumming here the other day and the elbow was heavily swaddled, the wood rubbed. At first nothing, and by night it broke so that the hand doesn't shake.
I don’t sleep, I start my bucket.
Crisic looked at me and said, “What’s so sad, grandmother?”
I told him how the wood rubbed and stinked, he says, - and you blow on the wound, it will not hurt.
I say, “Someone, I live alone, so how can I swallow my elbow? Think for yourself.
Chris pulled his eyebrows and said, “Let me blow you. Remove the clutches from the screamer and spin the biggest sound.
I removed the net, turned around, and asked:
What next?
“And then, grandmother, bring the folded elbow as close as possible to the scream, but don’t touch it.
I did so, and he started to blow out loudly – “P.R.R.R.R.” And I felt the wind from the scream with my elbow...He really did! And you know, the hand immediately became easier...
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So you are? Good news, they will come again. Take your bags and go out.

If you are on a diet, remember the golden rule: “If you want to eat, eat an apple.
If you don’t want an apple, you don’t want to eat.”

In the future, during the repair of PVC boats, we specially added cat feces inside each compartment. In subsequent operation, this serves as the best indicator of the sealing of the boat. If there is a hell smell on the parking lot during the steering in the cockpit, then the boat is somewhere in the air - it is time to repair.

Aleksandrit: On the site of the raw coffee shop: “The site is grown on pure HTML cultures without the use of GMOs.”

Group VK, survey: "Ladies, what do your home men do at home on their own?".
A long discussion with standard text sheets with complaints about men’s lazy, and a proud response from one of the newly married girls:
He goes to the toilet. and independently.

The year 2034
Yes, in my youth, you could find any information on the Internet for free.
My grandfather is telling stories again.

Cotte had to do his "great" business past the pot. Of course, I learn everything – unsuccessfully. At night, not turning on the light, I go out to the balcony - where there is a bowl, and I accidentally enter it, not just go on, but climb! The first feeling is B! And then it is URA!! I have learned!!! to

The xxx:
People, yyy yyy has any greater weight of voice? I just got 3 pluses lately and my rating has increased by almost 10 points.

YYYY :
:D No, I am neither a moderator nor a plussogan master.

The xxx:
I always thought you were a moderator.

and ZZZ:
yyy, we have long wanted to say, but did not resolve in general the server stand, storing your account for the third day, and light at night that the guards do not sleep until the morning and smile standing on their knees, and in the morning there are irises. Very beautiful iris.

The Zombie Parade in Perm:
A good celebration)
You can take the whole day without burning.

Since 2000, there has been a steady decline in the number of deaths in Samara.
Will they rise again?

The children "what"
You are a fool.
I am not a dwarf.
You are a fool!)
And you are the ass of the strawberry.
And you’re an obsessive...

Failure is when the grandmother comes and asks you to show her in contact the granddaughter (my cousin), and you turn, as if on a bowl, because walking, smoking and drinking 16-year-old girl will undermine all of her ideas about the cute little girl that the grandmother used to consider.

I went to training one morning, I watched the family go - dad, mom and son of 6 years. The boy has a toy bow and arrows, and he desperately tries to catch the pigeons.
Father: Lecha, you can’t shoot the pigeon.
Son: but paaa... I want to...

First thought: Belarus

Do you really not understand? Wikipedia hasn’t been closed yet, it’s just striking. The fact is that with the introduction of this bill, no one on the Internet will be able to write everything he thinks about our government, the country as a whole, or any other bad topic. Any website can be submitted to this bill. And then the Internet will be as sweetly lying as television.

The newborn, who got into our company from places where they don’t know Russian very well, got dressed in the daytime at night when the training alarm was announced. From excitement, I forgot the word “anxiety” and wore the barracks with the screams “fall!” Oh well! Fuck you guys! We fall! by Bidaa!and "

Two girls at work in a smoker. Could I take a martini? Second: yeah, this your martini, I poisoned them in the new year, it was so damn. First: so you may not have been poisoned, but overdrunk?

If drivers were employed in the same way as programmers, it would look like this:

Vacation - Driver

The Requirements:
professional skills in the management of passenger cars and trucks, trolleybuses, trams, metro and funicular trains, excavators and bulldozers, special machines on the hose, infantry combat vehicles and modern light/medium tanks in the arms of the CIS countries and NATO.
Rally and extreme driving skills are required. Experience in driving cars "Formula 1" is welcome. Knowledge and experience of repair of piston and rotor engines, automatic and manual transmission, ignition systems, anti-blocking systems, navigation systems and automotive audio systems of leading search engines are mandatory. Experience in painting and painting works is welcome. Candidates must have Mercedes, BMW certificates, as well as certificates of participation in major international rallies not more than two years ago.

The salary:
1500-2500 rubles, determined by the results of the interview.

In addition to having an idea of long maritime expeditions on nuclear submarines, the skills of piloting the latest SU fighters

This vacancy provides for small repairs of boilers, calculators, satellite navigation systems, nuclear reactors and work on jet and milling machines.

xxx: I go to the institute yesterday morning - in the shelter on the staircase cage lies a pot with burned sticky pellet and a broken fork inside.
I'm back tonight, there's no pot
xxx: this morning - again lies, but broken forks already two

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How can she write that she is a murderer and not hurt her feelings?

Wicked (22:04:53 10/07/2012)
Write the same message, and then "oh, not you"

Yesterday a friend (C) with an officer defacko (D) introduced:
D: You are going to the White Sea. Living in a tent? Without electricity and water? Wow is cool. Eating what? The coconut?
What kind of coconut? The White Sea in the North.
Q: In which north?
I am O_O
There are two northern regions: one on the top, the other on the bottom.
I: Oh the North and South Pole, are you talking about it?
D: Yes
What is above :D