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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114253
 02.06.2015
I am an idiot.Not.I am an idiot.I have been communicating on a laptop for 4 years via Skype via a camera glued with a film.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114252
 02.06.2015
What channel you don’t turn on is the screams about the terrible pidoras killing Christian infants and eating the whole sausage in the store. A strange way to hide the problem from the growing generation. Approximately as to announce for the whole of Greece "forget the name of the cursed Herostrat"

Have you noticed who they are on official television? The religious darkness. That is to say, people are imposed on a false choice: if you are not a believer, you are probably a pederast.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114251
 02.06.2015
Today in my cousin, Dr.) he said he did not know what to give him and the right to choose a gift left me. I decided to originalize and gave him a skateboard! Honestly, I was afraid that my grandmother would come in horror, it was so dangerous, etc. After giving a skateboard, I went to the kitchen. The first thing I saw when I walked out of the kitchen into the hallway was the skiing and laughing grandmother, supported by both of my siblings, shouting “Ba, it’s dangerous!”

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114250
 02.06.2015
In the Top half of the quotes about peddlers...
You are fucking, right?
Go to Nashville!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №114249
 02.06.2015
Our children are so harsh that on the day of children's protection, they turned off the fountain for the case.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114248
 02.06.2015
In my opinion, the right behavior for the educator is not to give the child to strangers, uncles and crocodiles, to begin with. And not after some time to get caught "and what aunt he takes all the time".
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Kids, I tell you the mechanism. If the child is taken from the garden by someone else, not the mom and dad, then a statement is written to the garden - indicating who can take the child. In some gardens, even a copy of the passport is required. And yes, the child can be taken by the grandmother or babysitter, not because the mother is antisocial behavior, but because she is a very busy person and comes back late from work.
Therefore, I suspect that the soul-breaking story is pure water fiction.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114247
 02.06.2015
For some time, I followed numerous discussions on a variety of topics and noticed an interesting trend: the most stubborn achineas in the dispute usually follow the phrase “and now we turn on the brain.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114246
 02.06.2015

by Prem Geetesha:
The mystic.
I went out to smoke, I sat on the bench, and then a drunk man came out of the entrance, with vodka in one hand, cigarettes in the other. Night and dark. He runs a pack of cigarettes, mockes, bends behind it and sees me. He raises his face to my close and asks:
You are who?
and I? I am nobody.
How is? Absolutely no one?
Absolutely no one. I am not here at all.
I said, I got up and left. I look around, I see, the guy still looks at the place where I just sat, blinking and saying:
I imagined something.
This is a mystical experience.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114245
 01.06.2015
Pedophile or pedophile – let the psychiatrists understand
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Pediatrician is a similar word.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114244
 01.06.2015
Marriage is a privilege that the state pays out of its pocket. What is the benefit of these together, not separately, to the state?
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What is the state paying? And if a privilege is given only if it is profitable, why is it a privilege?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114243
 01.06.2015
I bought a large box of light bulbs. They were sold in the USSR. At first, he was delighted: they look brutal, in addition, they burn normally, not as in Bulgakov.
One day he took a taxi all night, returned home, decided to drink tea, lighted the light bulb, turned on the gas, put a box on the burning confectionery instead of the cupboard, went to turn on the computer.
Firefighters were not needed, but the kitchen needs to be repaired (

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114242
 01.06.2015
On the third day, the muscles hurt for no reason, while moving is incredibly easy, and the thighs look noticeably more stretched. I suspect myself in lunatism and a secret addiction to the puppy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114241
 01.06.2015
The top of self-confidence - attached to the bicycle antiradar.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114240
 01.06.2015
Picture of a distant space, one of the galaxies.
The stones:

XHHH: The messengers, and who photographed it?

Have you heard of telescopes? In orbit, the 11-ton telescope, the size of a wagon, took it.

This is a selfie.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114239
 01.06.2015
But to say "how I understand you" with her painful stones during the first anal was a mistake.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114238
 01.06.2015
Q: Why did you go out to Yucca yesterday? She calmed her for half an hour.
There was nothing to do with religious propaganda. I went with you for the sake of nature and shale, not for the sake of the fairy tale of the goddess. I was hurt by this at school.
Did a pedophile priest deceive you? and shock:
Sorry, it is more prosaic. Voluntary option on the foundations of Orthodoxy. The teaching is filled with a speech about the mountain sermon, the miracles and the human love of God. And then I raise my hand and polently ask why Jesus did not advocate the abolition of slavery and other forms of oppression. She looked at me for a moment and then kicked me out of the class. This is the only time in all the years of study. I never believed the preachers.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114237
 01.06.2015
I want to be gay with lesbians. But something lately seems that all the hysteria in the media is such a cunning advertisement. Which channel you don’t turn on is the screams about the terrible pidorasses killing Christian infants and eating up the whole sausage in the store. A strange way to hide the problem from the growing generation. Approximately as to announce for the whole of Greece "forget the name of the cursed Herostrat"

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114236
 01.06.2015
You will not believe! The shock! The scandal! The authorities hide. The vast majority of pedophiles are heterosexual.
...at least because heterosexuals are noticeably more in society, and things like pedophilia and homosexuality are not related at all. People and the media are just comfortable putting everything together and blaming somebody. The Truth? Who is interested in the truth?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114235
 01.06.2015
The latent pedophile
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"Give parental warmth"... seven times a day, ah. Something I doubt that children need this "heat".
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You hear painful, you either deeply confuse the concepts, or the pedophile, since you do not distinguish between the most homosexual (gay and lesbian - attracted by their gender, to the same extent as heterosexual to the opposite) and pedophiles who have an attraction to children, well or as an option for you is possible - a troll type, and there is not a greedy - a bidloid for which all the other pedophiles

[ + 11 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114234
 01.06.2015
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Why not express? Just don’t have to be a ugly puppy.
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Not in this country, my friend. is terrible.
Even if you are not a ugly pedicure, but an ordinary gay, there is too much likelihood that there are people in your immediate surroundings who will ruin your life after such a discovery.
Orthodox parents - relatives, schoolchildren, who don't care who to mock, only if the reason is found, a colleague who is insulting in a tiny way. Banally drunk ambal, who will sleep to clean the shell from pedicles (dirty and not disgusting) by unsealing the skull with a bottle of vodka.
Too terrible too.

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