to this.
I change curtains for curtains and think: what idiot used wooden hats instead of normal dumbels to fix supports. In two weeks I tried a bunch of different dumbels from plastic to metal; the diameter of the hole increased from 4 to 12 mm, the depth - to 100 mm but the gardin persistently did not want to hang exactly; today I bought a new pack of powerful dumbels with nuclear screws, spent another two hours... Now I took a knife, pulled out a wooden rod two blades, killed with a hammer - and it just hangs, infection.

Bro, put dumbels on liquid nails. Smash the dough and hit it in the wall. Or put it in the hole and put it in the hole. I have been using everything for five years. And so it was, and the cable channel fell from the ceiling to the head. and luck. by Admin Kotshredder)

" The same kind of hernia. Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky - Moscow - Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky = 70,000r".
ha ha! What about Moscow? From her Ngerezinova planned to go through Russia - Baikal, for example. Look at the prices. Visiting Laos is 2 times cheaper.

Tourists have already started to buy tickets to the moon for $150 million

Commentary on News:

On the moon potatoes grow poorly, last year planted there four cents. Harvest is minimal. And even the absence of the Colorado bush does not save.

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xxxh: was here on TV advertising regulon..tablets for relief of PMS and other exclusively female difficulties...give, I think, look, or the man I have is already walking convulsive tremors, speaking is afraid...breathe..strives not very to knock the eyelids...read the composition: "eat the serpent surukuku, the secret of the gland of karakatica"....as if subtly hint...
We need to sell under the slogan "feed your witch"))
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What a shit. Regulon is already a fairly old proven drug, consisting of ethinylestradiol and desogestrel, actually relieves PMS, their duration and content. They go unnoticed from the side. And yes, I am a guy.

Timothy: Okay, then I will call you a boy.
Do you want an apple?

After viewing the news comments*

In the past, the Internet was corrupted by children – now the Internet is corrupting the state.

Many of the last among the first.

It was about courage that I began to talk. In front of my eyes, a friend struck a piece of seven shobles, which hit some girls. I tried to help, but I crashed immediately. He lifted up his head and saw that they were actually flying the birds. Who is in the wall, who is in the window. The courage of a friend ended when everyone was already lying. He banged, “Well, how can I explain to Mashe why the sleeve was broken?”

I will stop paying for gas bills tomorrow. When I accumulate a debt of 2 billion rubles, I will ask Gazprom for a discount.

The whole day at work smelled food, it prevented me from focusing on anything. Nobody ate anything around. It turns out that a colleague drowned in China with liquids for an electronic cigarette, and smoked pizza :( The Chinese are like the Chinese yet

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I killed two flies during sex today.
YYY: During whose sex?
XXX: During their sex!

I said, “How romantic it is to die by loving!”

I just came across the answers of mail.ru:
"Read more about this on this site [link will appear after verification by the moderator] here are described in detail..."
What are you asking? Nothing... except the date of writing – 7 years ago!!! to
For 7 years the moderator can not check the link!!! You are talking about the Russian post.)

My husband put my photo on the desk, well as my..My jaw..Röntgen photo from the dentist.

In the SOS. The network saw a photo in which one sunflower grew up behind a sealed field, on which it should actually grow with other sunflower. Well, my first thought, as a fan of the literature of the post-apocalyptic genre, well, the triffids broke out, we have a coat. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw several comments with similar content under the photo. Thank you friends. Read good books.

Go home on a skate.
Stitching the stomach.
Look at the elephants in your sleep.
Shadow

At one time in the honeymoon I had to sit until 22 p.m. with the twins until they answered the topic in an intelligible way.
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Maybe I should not sit?
Now those twins have somewhat learnt and somewhat treated.
And if they were taken away, they would have found another occupation in life.

What an ugly Jesuit chest.
Yyy: Fi, how gentle we are. And I would even blow. The main thing is the soul.

Why did you shave your beard?! to
LarDo: You understand, in the country, war, mess, unemployment. It is time to change something in this solitary life.
Did you start with your beard?
Lardo: I still polished the cactus! 8) is

Favorite anecdote from the universe of computer science:
Masochist sadist: torture me! and torment!
Sadist Masochist: I will not!! to
At first I laughed...

The debilny pred gave the task for the diploma to write on the php store. Well, of course he said that the code will be checked for plagiarism. As a result, the plagiarism was found in 4 files and the diploma was not counted.
Here is a list of files:
Styles.css
by bootstrap.js
jQuery.js
by class.phpmailer.php
Isn’t he a fucker?