You have beautiful breasts, Marina!
Marishka: You are not ashamed.
Ugin: what
Why don’t you be ashamed of asking a decent girl about this?? to
Thanks for the breasts.

Becoming a transvestite to kiss a favorite lesbian? It’s like going from your phone to the MTS website and sending a free SMS.

I have nothing to do with gays. I am sexual loneliness.

Who are you studying with? In the graduate?
Are you a student?

Transmission is the most common way in our country.
Information from generation to generation.

Our family tradition.
This story happened to my grandmother a hundred years ago. At that time her
The family kept sheep. They drove them in the morning, even before they were thrown out.
The pastures. The method of breastfeeding the sheep in the village was this: you need to go to the garden, sit down.
the sheep with the back forward, and with his hands and his feet, so that it would not break out,
lean to the back of the sheep and steep in the understated cane.
Early in the morning of the day that made her famous in her village, my
My grandmother went out to feed sheep, as usual. The unusual thing is that it is already
It happened last night, but it has not yet manifested itself. The guilty
He was sitting in the barracks, hiding and waiting for dawn.
It was a wolf. A hungry wolf who came to the village in the winter. made
A hole in the roof and got into the hole. I forgot, but as a wise man.
The beast first checked if he could get out. could not. is it
He went into the hole, and from the inside the wall was too high.
I am tired of gray roofing.
Why the wolf in such cases does not start cutting the sheep, no one knows.
Maybe he calculates all the options and understands that people will resort to noise.
And the wolf is just waiting for somebody to open the door in the morning – and here he is.
suddenly will jump out and slide into the forest; or maybe, the wolf just falls into the
Depression and loss of appetite. Anyway, but the noise of the wolf did not raise at night,
He hid himself until the morning among the sheep, closer to the doors and fresh air, and
I expected what would happen.
My sleepy grandmother went into a dark bowl, quickly and tightly closed the door.
the door, by the habit of holding the knee broken was to the exit
Sheep, and tried to hide her. He did not understand why it happened that
This breaking out but still secluded “sheep” seemed to be mad at all.
When the grandmother hugged her with her legs and hands and tried to touch the vicious.
In the thick sheep wool. Of course, my grandmother didn’t have time to notice anything.
because the sheep began to jump and jump on a tight loaf with the wicked and
Absolutely incomprehensible, as for the domestic sheep, by force.
From fear and not to fall, my grandmother grabbed stronger.
The sheep’s wool was thick and began to shout loudly. The sheep again.
jumping on the wall, finally opened the door, jumped out on the road and
I headed towards the forest. The grandmother who seated the sheep,
He did not give up, he was simply unable to push his hands.
with fingers. The wolf (and it was he) ran 50 meters and fell. from
The grey heart could not withstand the shock.
Not immediately, but my grandmother got up and got up from a dead wolf. No is
Looking at the escaped villagers, he ran home. She had to change clothes.
The rest of the sheep were waiting.

The shorter the shirt, the more flaws it hides.

Yesterday I went to the entrance, on it the advertisement 'disappeared cat'.. I go up to the floor - the cat sits and runs.. Well I run to that apartment, I say 'go pick up, or I can't pick up'.. Check running after me.. Show:
This one?
A man has an annoyance and resentment in his voice:
No, not this... This has been brought to us twice today.
and :)

XX: Where are you from?
yyy: from Moscow))
XHH: You are shaking)
Zzz: It’s good that you’ve all gathered in one place and cared for...

Remember one person admired the virus that blocks the system by issuing a message type for "unlocking send SMS with text and enter the received code". I read it, I smiled, and I found this virus. Moreover, the proga is literate, blocking all paths of its circumvention. I sit, I smoke, I think about how much time it will take to format and reset the screw.I call a friend, mol, go out of the problem, in the end he finds a working cage(!!!!!) for the virus. The conclusion goes by itself - Russian losers are so harsh that they hack viruses))

Who could have imagined that BOR would turn into such a shit...

The old calculator had several 1C icons on the desk. The new one asks: "A 1C which pentagram is called?"

<girl>: And I have an antivirus here... He still asks – what do you want to do??? He is stupid!! Ask a girl about that!! What do I want to do now?! I would have burned, I guess.

Malky: If the Linux symbol were the Penguins from Madagascar, then everything would move faster.)))

How is? Tell me how you can count the days, presenting a school diary, if there is no Sunday!? to

c) the palm

Sunday is in your mind!

I went to wash my car. There are six boxes, with a washing machine - a coffee shop, in which car owners sit, drink coffee, watch TV and wait for them to be called. At the same table are a brunette and a blonde - not acquainted with each other, just owners of cars.

The door opens, a tired washer enters and says, “Mazda six is ready.” No one moves. The washer asks: "Who "Mazda six""? Everybody is silent again.

Finally, the brunette inquired and asked: “Red?” It is red" "Do you have "Mazda six""? The washer clarifies. "I have a red", explains the brunette. “Well, then you have the ‘Mazda’s six,” says the washer easily. “Yes, I’m a puppy,” the brunette replies, stands up and follows her red car.

Since there are those who count the days, presenting a school diary, maybe there are other people who will find out the number of days a month from the bones on their fists? and :)

XXX is Hi! You have here on the site a fun mistake in the description of monitors Asus 19" VW198T and Asus 19" VW198S

%marketname%: Where is it?

xxx: with a side ratio of 3000:1 is a roll of toilet paper, not a monitor

sa-8: At Goblin's Tupichka (sorry for the piar) a competition is held - the task to come up with the Russian name of the thriller "Orphan", which tells about an orphan girl in which a demon lives with all the consequences in relation to adoptive parents. A kind of name. And the name should not contain the words "orphans", "demons", "bes".
The Options:
"The Woman of the Street Trailer"
"Girlfriends"
"We have bad kids. Give me two!"
and Yulia Tymoshenko. The beginning"
"The Secret of the Shirt"
"I’d rather take a dog"
"Did you watch when you took it?and "
"Easter will accidentally heat up"
"The Daughter of Satan"
"Fuck"
"Little but Dirty"
"Scuco is unusual"
"Hello, I am your daughter or fuck from shelter"
"Thanks to Esther!and "
"What does the child do"
"Kansas orphanage"
"Girl and Daughter"
"Better to give birth"
"It’s waiting for Pitt and Jolie"
"Squared"
"What is this shit, daughter?"
" and Esther Reform of education"
"After hearing - to burn!"
"Hello, I am your daughter"
"Dedicated, fucking, on your head"

I had a funny story today 😉

I go after work (10 hours hanging on the "need", washing glass. Everything hurts, the legs cracks, the eyes close) in the new composition, where the pair wagons. I sit at the end of the car next to the door, sleep, listen to the player. Suddenly I get a blow to the knee with a hard object, quite painful((( I open my eyes, raise my head. In front of me a aunt, 40 years old (in the appearance of a clear trade, a moderate set, with a sharp, just a ham rod) with a bag of a cart, which she struck me. And what he tells me. I take off the headphones, and then she says to me: "Thank you I'll sit down, I'm a disabled". People are watching with interest. I’m angry to answer:" What doesn’t seem, disabled people are sitting at home". She, after a 3-second delay:" I am a vision disabled". I see people start smiling. I round my eyes, and with a loud whisper I ask:" And what? Complications in the feet? Or sitting sitting?" (and a aunt without glasses, and obviously without lenses) People start to rust, and by growing and not holding back. The aunt realizes that the rage is over her, reddened, looked at me with a devastating look, turned and went to the beginning of a double wagon, on the way hitting passengers on their feet with her carriage. The people roared for three minutes, everyone looked at me with approving eyes. At the next stop I gave up my place to Mommy with the child))))))) (c) Victor