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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114213
 01.06.2015
One good boy was raised and raised by two men... And he grew up, became a villain and captured the world. Not in our galaxy, but in a distant galaxy.

and...
What only these men will not come up with, so that the responsibilities of caring for, educating and raising children on women will be removed.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №114212
 01.06.2015
All latent spiders, carrots, rats, frogs, and so on.
Read once and remember: the accusations of latent homosexuality are not based on the logic of which you are all eager to prove, but on a study in which homophobes measure their erections while watching gay porn. All as one claimed that what was seen was disgusting, wild and immoral, but the brainstorm did not listen and for some reason stood up. And he stood up much more than the non-homophobes. You can argue with the research, but for the sake of God, stop shouting “I’m a latent boiled onion!”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114211
 01.06.2015
There is a discussion about what to play. Black Desert Online is currently available only in Korean.
No, in Korean it is too much.
YYY: And I’m ready to insist so hard.
The xxx:
So where to chew?
- Well look... a circle, underneath it a stick, a circle, a stick through two lines..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114210
 01.06.2015
situation at work.
Employee 1 (50+) comes to work - beautiful such a whole, in a long dress, in a hat. Dressed in working shape. A hat in the closet.
After some time comes another employee - her girlfriend (also 50+, in the past - a stewardess, for whom the appearance is not just a discipline, but a way of life). C2 sees the hat on the shelf.
Oh what a hat!! Tania, is it yours?
S1 and AAA! with pride)
C2: The Italian slum, probably? (He wraps his hat in his hand, admired)
S1 and so on! ( is satisfied )
S2: I need that too! Hats on to work!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114209
 01.06.2015
Unknown to:

We have gay at work. Such a nice guy, stylish, not to say manned, but there is something like that in him. The building is large, no one wears beige. Many people talk, talk, but they don’t know each other’s names. How he’s called, I, like many, don’t know, so when you need to mention him, I say ‘which gay is from such a floor.’ In response, I usually hear, "I don't think he's gay, but just a bit of a metrosexual. Because in the minds of many gay-bad, and if a person is good and you communicate with him normally, the brain can not allow him to be bad (gay) and is looking for another explanation. This is especially evident in the fierce opponents of gay.
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What nonsense... Didn’t you think it’s just disgraceful, especially because the man didn’t tell you about his sexual orientation? Other employees hint on you, hint on you, and everything does not reach you. Most likely you are called "this is hamlo"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №114208
 01.06.2015
Mutko understood the main principle: in English you need to speak confidently, so that all journalists begin to doubt whether they know English.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114207
 01.06.2015
Do people pass laws by parades?
Let the party run and fuck the bills.
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Do you think I am feeding the power from my taxes? For the pleasure? I don’t need those knives! If anyone put his ass in the parliamentary chair, let him fuck up such laws that I’t even think about organizing a parade! And then re-elect an unhealthy legislator can be not only ballots, but also villas. It will get even better.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114206
 01.06.2015
was not. As soon as a homosexual couple conceives and gives birth to their child (from two fathers or two mothers), then, and only then, it would be possible to talk about the generalization of the right to have children for all homosexual couples. and "self" childless There is no other basis for such a right.
And yes - rights are not taken from the ceiling according to the principle of "a mine of a pet"; rights derive from opportunities and are accompanied by duties, both personal and social.
Homosexuality fighters do not want to bear social duties, they only want rights. There is no balance, conflict is inevitable.
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Something I didn’t understand... Probably rejection children testify that heterosexuals are terribly socially responsible? =^x.x^= And the fact that gay couples can not have their children, but can only give parental warmth to those who have been abandoned heterosexual - is it now those couples will go down? Go in your ass, hypocrites.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №114205
 01.06.2015
You, my dear friend, that’s all right. Why would this man who bakes biscuits and breeds violets be a latent gay? Even if he is still married to a powerful woman? He probably likes violets, biscuits and powerful women. Do not put on unnecessary labels.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №114204
 01.06.2015
Do you have internet in Turkey?
Yyy: No shit from the Russian post

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №114203
 01.06.2015
similarly!
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And it was meant to me that Karl was the one that Friedrich Hieronymus, etc., explained here—and sadly even became.

They put raw powder, Karl! They want to stop you, Karl!"
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Only, by the way, we are only two here who remember this scene, not comics for children 5 years old.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114202
 01.06.2015
The wife took a large order after a long break at work, she sews for many hours in a row. After another trance, bending and pulling:
“You know, I was surprised to find a bunch of muscles in my arms, shoulders and back that I didn’t even know existed!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114201
 01.06.2015
I don’t know if this is a joke or not. They fear that tourists will not dismantle the pyramids.
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Not an anecdote. Just imagine how many people are on the pyramids every day.
In Thailand, for the same reason, it is not allowed to collect and export corals and shellfish from the islands. You can get a fine or go to jail.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114200
 01.06.2015
Sokol70: Once in Eldorado I was offered to set up Windows for 3000 p. Since then I have stopped buying anything.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114199
 31.05.2015
Don’t confuse the flies with the cocktails. To those you described there are no pretences and cannot be. But here are those who gather on the squares in bunkers in sincere dresses, and begin to almost chase each other, and especially stubbornly scream at rallies that they are being chased... Such people need to be stunned. Such cases
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Encourage, please, heterosexual teenagers demonstrately skiing in crowded places by fencing the road. Locate a couple on a pedestrian crossing in the city center, when the guy "unobtrusively" put his hand into the pants of the girl, and she shines. About "goodly touching your ass on the go" I’m not saying, it’s almost the norm. Not my business? I don’t like it, don’t look? You don’t like it, don’t look at it. Walk down, shamefully lowering your eyes. If so, I am a heterosexual and never an old lady. But it already crosses any boundaries.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114198
 31.05.2015
But here on my relatives knocked... each other they are native sisters, one divorced (the husband's surname remained), the other unmarried, both have a child. Externally not like: one "in mom", the other "in dad". We bought an apartment one for two, as each would not pull themselves. The teacher in the kindergarten of the younger was warned that the child is coming to the mother, then "lola", decided that something is not clean here...
Nothing, passports showed, the presence of normal conditions for children showed - lag behind. What if there were "two mothers"?

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I am also interested. What if it were?
Suppose that the lesbian surname was taken in common, and what would they be able to present?
So the story of the series "Of course incredible". It may end up happening, but the consequences, with the slightest planning of such, are minimal. The child is stressed.
And yes, the fact that your relatives are not a same-sex family, did not prevent the disgust that climbs everyone to bed and divides people by intimate preferences, add to the child of your relatives problems.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114197
 31.05.2015
by Masha:
Joining the Serbs
voting for the new name, Aldebaran and Hydra win
The people already guess how to call the inhabitants of the new serva - idabaran or hydrill.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114196
 31.05.2015
well well. I do not like cooked carrots. And not just when I put it directly in my plate. I never love her. I am uncomfortable even thinking about her. I hate when someone speaks about her.
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Very happy for you. And I love carrots and I do not want because of your proverbs from the shops to disappear the delicious and useful root fruit under the idiotic slogan "Children will hurt to know that carrots EXIST". So let us just silently not eat this unfortunate carrots, and not throw on the streets with his fists on the one who pulls an avoska of vegetables or even - oh, horror - instead of a tail dog or ice cream bites the carrots on the go. No one will force you to eat it, honestly :)
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I'll tell you more - if suddenly someone of your children grew up and loved carrots, it wasn't because he learned about its existence in some market, but only because children and parents' tastes don't always match.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №114195
 31.05.2015
The candidate of technical sciences Ivanov does not play Angry Birds.
Because he works at the Department of "Resistance Materials".
And his specialty after studying at the military department is to undermine bridges and viaducts.

And the pig he beats all and immediately the first bird, falling into the weakest link of the structures.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114194
 31.05.2015
From Habr:

Okay, what about the one who had no stickers on the bucket in principle? and :)
Tell me what a laptop is :)
MacBook Pro 13"
Not to exhaust.

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