DMNT-R for Sysadmin
I came today to the geodesists in the computer reanimation department, one on the notebook Medieval Total War entirely. I’m like him, what do we do at work?
He: "Telekommunications we put, here is the map!"
I: "In the Middle Ages of Europe?"
He said, “No, they don’t have a stone in their ass!”

With a girlfriend about contraception:
X: What are you drinking now, "Dianu"?
Tomorrow I have to buy a new package. By the way! When in Turkey rested, I bought a local "Diana" there, so I had more breasts from it!
Are there more breasts? You may have sold an ascorbic there. Are you not pregnant?
Fuck...

(Hhhh tells how he walked all night with zzz)
Karoche has already been drunk normally, and already 2 nights and began to fall asleep. The metro opens at 6 p.m. Then he said, “Let us drink a cup of water for the joy.” Well, I said to him: "redbull?"" he was of the type of "no, frog."" in general, he bought 0.5 coli, poured a bag of maccoffe into it and poured more vodka there. Do you know how small bottles are sold in airplanes? began to shake.
Yippidy yi =
XHH: here is it. It is like that, it talks. He begins to open, and from there the foam of the cape is as if polished. He is so "OP!" sharply twisting the lid and into the mouth. The foam of the journey begins to wash and comes out of his nose.
Tagged: ahahahahah
He looks at me, his eyes are like that (O_O) and his nose is whispering with coffee and vodka.
It is a blade (^^,)
He can't stand it and throw away the bottle, starts to cough, sneeze and eventually get sick because of the taste of cola / vodka / coffee in his nose. Caroze Zzz is in shock. I look at him, a minute of silence, and I ask, “Well, how does he rejoice?”)" he is such a "fuck! Do you try it?"
Have you tried it? :) Have you tried it?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Tagged with: facepalm

You can not study and work as a sales consultant, but you can get a higher education and work as a senior sales consultant.

xxx: Yesterday I went to the station, they announced the arrival of the train: "Rapid train number 225...". Two blondes pass by and one says, “Oh, this is our train!” The second - "No, you were clearly told - a fast train - and we (opens the ticket and ticks the first in the nose) wrote - PLACCARD!"... I quietly fall from laughter into the box...

XXX is
I can’t do without music...I do everything three times faster with music than without it.

YYYY
I don’t always do anything as quickly.

From comments to the post:

Oh, shame on my head! I was bathed twice. Three Orthodox forums. On one of them for what he wrote in his profile "Catholic, which I am proud of". In the words "grief is sin". One and a half hours on the floor... :D"

I bought a car, but don’t laugh, Ladou Kalin...
The panic:?? to
xxh: I've been driving for two weeks so far, only the badge has fallen
Panicker: It is she eating begins from you, slowly, gradually, first the icons, then the wheels, so you look, in half a year only the wheel you and will remain )))))

sablin522: the squash of the officel - we have a tank T 72B called "Rogatka"
You can imagine what the order sounds like - a straw from a rocker.
And as a defensive, the enemy will decide that the children are beaten up.

I donated blood from a vein. In the office of 2 patients - I and a small girl with a T-shirt Sumerek.
The doctor, a pale 25-year-old boy, leaned toward her, looked at her vein and said in a quiet voice: "Oh, what a luxurious vein!"
Her eyes were like two dishes XD

Perro@Job: The stripper slipped six, pressing him with his legs... The smell of a burnt scarf passed through the first rows in the hall...

My husband was a witness.

and strictly.
A man walks through the street with his phone and knocks at him:
Well yes. Here I am, I have come. I walk along the railway. You are smoked! It is a railway, and there are such small trains running red. Yes the tram.

Vasya (13:23:28 7/07/2010)
I feel like Tom Sawyer )) I convinced everyone that it is fun to squeeze the packs and almost everyone in the office squealed 5 pieces )) Until I heard that it was a naebka

Wombat: Favorite music: D’N’B, R’N’B, and a lot more.
Andrei Michalev: Are there other styles of music on NBA to end? Or to write: WMH
Wombat: can spring letters in turn to replace
Andrei Mikhailov: And other incomprehensible reductions
Andrei Michalev: Or there people write: electric house
Andrei Mikhailov: A need: ampere-trans
Andrei Mikhailov: Inductive bit
by Wombat: Eidyoy
Wombat: Dipolpaty
Andrei Michalev: New tectonist
Wombat is AAA!!! The Titanic!! to
Andrei Mikhailov: Joul-Dens
Wombat: Newton and Bass
Andrei Mikhailov: Break-Dum-Dans
Andrei Mikhailov: Rhythm and Pascal
Wombat: Dram-n-Basic
Andrei Mikhailov: 1s-trans

If I were an admin, I would walk in a suit, with a tie.
xxx: solid
YYY: I’d watch you climb under the tables in a dress with a tie. So is the picture in front of your eyes: you put on the side of the working system, remove the lid, bend over it, the tie is pulled into the cooler, your head is drawn to the crazy healing scales and the heated radiator, the smell of burnt meat, splashes of blood, and the computer can not be turned off - the boss in the shell breaks.
XXX is fucking
xxx: well necklace with a glue...I catch the curl in the salad while I can
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The edge of the tie still hangs and manages to get into the cooler. The sticker does not stand, breaks down and sticks directly into the eye

Maks Rendim (07.07.2010 13:31)
Why do at least three people have to be killed in order to place a nail at the crossroads?
Citizen[NII] (07.07.2010 13:32)
In order to put the lightforest on the crossroads, it is necessary that at least three nails are hit on it.
All interrelated

Life is a harsh thing. Either you fucking someone or someone fucking you. If you fuck each other at the same time, it’s love.
IICuX127(c)

I have friends who were supposed to meet yesterday, but for some reason they couldn’t, more precisely because of the guy.

We are on the third in electricity. Katya so hugs Miha and affectionately, but asks for the whole car
Why didn’t you do it yesterday?
The whole car looks at Miha and begins to roast wildly.
A guy approached and kicked Michu on his shoulder and said that next time it would work.

At home, weak pressure of cold water (if any), the toilet tank is filled for 20 minutes. For emergency purposes, keep a bath filled with water (because the hot jacket stops). Since the wife is irritated by the drizzling of water from the crane over the bath and the bullshit of the stream, she prefers to fill the water by dropping the shower into the bath. I am in the kitchen, cooking. The woman in the room is hungry. Periodically go to the bathroom, pick up water in the sprayer. I pull out the paste, the last half an hour from the kitchen did not go out and the wife can see it - the door to the bathroom is seen from the room. Suddenly my faithful woman with eyes like a lemur approaches and asks:
Did you take water from the bathroom?
I quietly look at the answer - I am all in the soap, somewhere the flour is stuck, the philo pulls out, as if not before that. Nevertheless I ask:
What has shaken?
Only the water remains filled.
Maybe a traffic jamming?
I lay the paste (the good has already stretched to the right size), I go to the bathroom, I hear the characteristic whispers from the shower. I drop the shower into the washing machine (yes, I have a washer at home, the 21st century, the scientist), from where the shower is quite sharp... sucks water. I’m covering the "water supply" and I’m sorry I didn’t buy the camera. And that would send the story to Galileo, in a fake check, Figlie.

From the Fire:
Today, July 6, 2010, Marty McFly has to come to us from 1985.

The first comment:
“Where are the flying Zaporozhya here, right?? to