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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99273
 16.06.2014
"Young man, I’m amazed at your stubbornness!" I think it’s all going out now! "Let’s take a look, you have 3"...
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He just doesn’t want to sit with you for free on the transfer. Even work on unpublished/unvisited topics ceased to pay. There are no enthusiasts now. Are you proud that you know nothing?
The former predecessor.
At one time in the honeymoon, I had to sit until 22 p.m. with the twins, until they answered the topic intelligently.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99272
 16.06.2014
I shave with an electric shave, the old, loud, and the tone of the sound quickly changes when you shave (well, men will understand).
The 13-year-old daughter looks into the bathroom: "Dad, you have a cold and a cold!"
I think I am educating correctly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99271
 16.06.2014
This is:
I have money for a flight from Moscow to...
I live in a city, but I don’t have it.
Flight from my city to Moscow.
The same hurt. Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky - Moscow - Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky = 70,000p I feel like I don’t live in Russia.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99270
 16.06.2014
No, well, I read the descriptions of sex diagonally, quite like the descriptions of nature in Russian classics.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99269
 16.06.2014
If they say good about you, knock on a tree: it may be the cover of the tomb.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №99268
 16.06.2014
Not my own, but I will tell from the first person, funny, in my opinion.

I am standing in the parking lot, screwing something under the hood there... The man goes:
Do you have a knife? I need there...
I decided to shake:
No, there is no knife, there is a gun.
The man raises half a jacket - there in an operational cobra - well... a gun. The man says, I have a gun, I need a knife.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №99267
 16.06.2014
Have you told her about your feelings?
She also has a boyfriend...
Wait, she and the kids will...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99266
 16.06.2014
I am sitting in Sb. in the account. The last couple, everyone wants to go home. He is already listening to half his ear. The phone is on, and the papers are drawn. And here I think: a great time to write off! I get a shovel. I start to slide, falling to the floor. Prep: "Take off the sponge, young man!" I throw it out in the urn. I got the second one, I got it! Prep: "Stop writing!" And another one is flying into the urna. I get a phone. I sit and write. Unnoticedly he stepped up and said, "Young man, I am amazed by your stubbornness!" I think everything, now will drive out! "Let’s take a look, you have 3"...

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99265
 16.06.2014
I used to work in a factory that made air conditioners, but they were holding me and other employees out of pay, so I had to quit.
Because electricity is expensive, we did so. For the night, they opened the window and put a fan in it.Cold air was inflated into the room almost for free.
I am telling you this to avenge the factory! Take advantage of your health and tell your friends!!! Let’s destroy these blood-drinkers!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №99264
 16.06.2014
The empty blades? None of them, neither fish, neither fish, neither fish, neither fish.? to
Not empty but empty. I don’t think there is butter or milk in the pins themselves.
Meals without eggs, sugar, oil, dairy products and yeast are called mace.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99263
 16.06.2014
Topic on the forum "Can you live without the Internet"
Answer from one user:
Today at work, the internet was turned off... Talked... met)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99262
 16.06.2014
From the announcement board
Buy in non-working condition with any defects Aser Aspire One D270 ( color berry )

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №99261
 16.06.2014
What do you know about ponts? In the spring, people wipe out the doors and mirrors of the doors and mirrors on the locked cars... The Toyota Rav4 is worth: the doors, the luggage compartment, the number, the inscription "Toyota" and the inscription "Rav4".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99260
 16.06.2014
Antony
In the south-east of London, a Russian student crashed to death, falling from the balcony during sex

Antony
How boring we live.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №99259
 16.06.2014
We watch with my husband the movie "Back to the Future" (probably the fifteenth time)...In the episode with the murder of the professor, the husband begins to be upset: "Tales all this" I ask what he didn't like.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99258
 16.06.2014
Discuss the authenticity of the photo:
X: Does the snow not bother in the photo?
yyy: The fire foam. The trees behind the greens are not embarrassing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99257
 16.06.2014
A friend has 18/20 visits, I have 9/20 visits. He was about more than me. shit, I hate our stupid old lady who stumbled on him. ozybrigen pi a.
XXX: The Injury
Do not sleep with the old man.
Zzz: I was an elder at the institute.
Zzzz: But no one slept with me.
ZZZ: The dogs

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99256
 16.06.2014
I have money to fly from Moscow to some European city and live there, but I don’t have money to fly from my city to Moscow.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99255
 16.06.2014
I remember, grandfather, the kingdom of heaven, once asked - what there on the radio about the Crimea is told. My mother replied that Russia had attacked us. Grandfather never believed. The argument was iron.
They cannot attack us. We fought together!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99254
 16.06.2014
Yesterday I listened to the song in Europe+
Who is singing?
xxxh: I don't know, but the words there were "the color of mature tomatoes yellow-eyed eyes"
What is X?
KFC: Half of the first night!
Did your grandmother put it? 😉
The guards are out! 😉
Tag: burned boy

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