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The cut is the most valuable part of the body of an animal used for food. The cut is located in the rectal lining part of the torso, is the lumbar muscle tissue, located above the kidneys along the lumbar vertebrae. During the life of the animal, this muscle tissue almost does not receive physical activity, so it is the most gentle and tasty when cooking meat.

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I have a cut off ?

It remains to add:
Your Hannibal Lecter, MD.

Well, what to say... Snowden is a head! Listen, Valiadis, he was addressing the third old man in Panama. What do you think about Snowden?
“I’ll tell you honestly,” Panama replied, “don’t put Snowden’s finger in his mouth. I would not put my finger.

The golden calf, I. Ilf and E. Petrov, 1931

From the website of Goblin on the topic of piro-parades.

How soon will the Gay Police Squad be formed? The sonar pedestrian?! to

[ knocking at the door ]
Is there a heterosexual in the house?? to

Worked in an insurance company.
A small car accident, the victim - a very strange uncle after 40 years
The victims saw all (and scandals and a few twisted on their heads), but this plunged all.
He asked to give him attention!A guest on the road.
The guest does not exist.
There is a guest for everything!!! to
I: then give me a guest for rape, and I will give a guest for an accident

After that, we could not work until the end of the day, everything was invented for what else GOST could be shot.

PS, by the way, the insurance compensation was paid to him, and his uncle is currently working in a project institute.
Don’t get stuck in your work, guys.

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3zh1k: I always picked up on time.

Chudak: Two stripes?

3zh1k: I’ll find out in a few hours.

3zh1k is single. Truth means that something is wrong.

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How tired of these dirty photos in the toilets!
If mirrors were hung in the kitchen, women would spend more time there.

Deep relationships between people are still somewhere deep.

The children and grandson went on vacation - left a dog, tax, six months. At home - 2 cats, the elderly on the dog does not respond at all, the younger (1 year) - took all sorts of ways to tyrannize him - spat, ears terbit, in general, trying to play with him. Tom doesn't always like it, and he found a way - to catch a PET-and-a-half and start crushing her. The cat leaves confused.
The house is partially common, i.e. Entrance is alone. The neighbors have a puppy, alaba, 4 months. Once there was a cane open, well, dogs and acquainted on the subject of joint games. And the weight categories are different - that leg is half our head. Davecha - I see, our shook at that with a terrible speed... Only ears are shaken. He flew into the yard, grabbed the bottle and returned with the same speed. Pull the puppy closer and let her sneeze. Retreated big. We had to see our back, the tail with the torch and the bottle back with the fiber - the winner!

The motto of the Politburo was “Mind, Honor and Conscience.”
The State Duma seems to firmly reject its connection to the communist past.

Ede1weiss: "A falling tree has again paralyzed traffic in the Philew metro line"—a persistent, however, tree.
FK: Three times returned.

Marilyn Monroe’s Double Contest.
It was as if Marilyn had come down from heaven.
Two more terrible photos.
The most popular comment:
But it hit Ebola.

[16:29:19] hustla: Vasia> soon there will be war
Hustla: Go show you what you were taught in the tanks
[16:29:37] hustla: and a team like you will be assembled

www: We installed Nero for me.
What will you burn?
Christianity, Heaven
Mmm : ahaha
Mmm: Ahahah
mmm: ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Mmm: Okay, sorry, a subtle historical joke

We are looking for repairers on the network. There is a response from the user Mangyar:

- The works are produced clearly and qualitatively, the brigade is only Slovene.

In general, due to the flourishing of consumer relationships in the last couple of decades, scientific progress has stalled. As in the joke: the most outstanding minds of scientists have been working for years to make it possible for you to sit on the toilet and watch a funny video from the internet on your biddle device.

xxx: read about cubes from which it is impossible to make the word "x*y"?
xxx: a task for a three-year-old child
xxx: this morning made out of cubes "poch*y"

About divorce and lack of sense of humor (told by a colleague).
The Wednesday. My wife sent me for a fish. Kuma is a good self and a single woman, and in order not to torment herself with the expectation of the prince, a comrade comes to her every Wednesday, who is also in search, well, they give each other, the cousin feeds him, and he then thanks her. I got sick with the cousin, then she showed, then I looked at it, call the wife -"you are where, half an hour we are waiting for you on the street". I meet my wife and I have the following conversation:
-"what is there, the cum, is preparing for the arrival of the serege?"
And there’s nothing to do with it"

The heat definitely melts the brains of people
I come home, on the entrance hangs an advertisement, say from 1 to 4 July there will be no hot water.
I go into the apartment, I go to the bathroom, and there my wife is messing up with something, the water in the basement is picking up. I ask her, do you do it? Do you know that the hot water will be turned off tomorrow?
In general, she poured hot water on the reserve.

Max "Curse" Nikiforov: Hi
[17:46:39] Max "Curse" Nikiforov: you can play with Max or like him there
[17:46:44] Max "Curse" Nikiforov: 1 or two games?
Max "Curse" Nikiforov: for me
Max "Curse" Nikiforov
[17:50:25] xkabanjkee: I am in the army
[17:50:59] Max "Curse" Nikiforov: oh
[17:51:01] Max "Curse" Nikiforov: Nihuaja
[17:51:02] Max "Curse" Nikiforov: turn
[17:51:06] Max "Curse" Nikiforov: went to graduate to do

<uni> Bràinèy, and I also thought to collect from my mom and she says the strawberries still acidic rain were
<Bràinèy> uni: and we gathered strawberries on long-abandoned gardens. Smooth and delicious)
<uni> ooh we Gypsies also like to do so)) for them all areas abandoned