I want to have a member of the horse!!! to
Oh, but not to you (
Oh no fuck! You are!!!! to

Lecturer explains about the next Olympics:
Olympic winners are awarded prizes.
(Student from the back)
What is waiting? The call? and :)

All the girls whisper at Edward and Jacob. Boys on Bella and Jane
<felidae> who are all these people?
<DimoWork13641> obviously droppers)

xxx: I don’t like the black theme of setting websites/forums.
xxx: On the black background you can see all the dust on the monitor :(

of Israel. On the street are going and chatting two "gowns," one tall, uncomplicated with the face of a typical Jew. The second low, rooted, with the face of a more inherent student of the Riazhan VDV school.
With a good Russian academic pronunciation:
“Listen, let’s speak Hebrew, I still have to practice.
Why Why? - Resists him the second, with the "sablon" Odessa pronunciation. Everyone in the squad speaks Russian.
Israel is not limited to our squadron.
- Oh, I beg you, here the people understand Russian, you will always find a job.
- Tree needles, whom did I give as teachers? The roots roar and, holding the pause, continues. I’d better ask your sister.
and ha! She knows the Hebrew worse than me.
"But she has a 4th-size chest and it's nice to look at it... - Root silences, touches the interlocutor and quietly adds. And to pay.
The show?! to
No to sho! The root represents the same pronounce as the high. “Shlomo, you’re my friend, but your sister’s never as shy as you are, quite the opposite. Such a figure is not what Hymel - Merkava will not hide.

I saw this picture in the yard:
A guy from the window of the apartment screams to a young boy walking in the courtyard for the car. The boy refuses to wait. Finally, the guy from the window says, “Yes, this is my car! I lost the keys somewhere at home, I want the lock to write."

AmigoRico: Two days ago I wanted to paint, took a piece of paper and a pencil, and began to paint a portrait of the girl. I painted, painted and forgot. Today I met one charming girl on the internet, she is Russian but now lives in the states. What was my surprise, when we spoke on Skype, she turned on the camera, and a few minutes later I saw a sheet on the floor, raised it, and realized that I was drawing the girl I am now communicating with...
Daddy paint, Daddy paint!! to

AF

The instructor told me today
Babet's seat belt managed to wrap around her head and stick
He said I hit the brakes a couple of times.
The start of it.
Pete said she thought so :)

Fessy: (remembering how I was writing my diploma) I wrote a hint code while the thought was, I started it, and it works! Because it must! No one mistake!
Fessy: I remember thinking then - that's what it means almost ready specialist!

Get out of the profession!

<GreenKa>: She is a goddess!
<GreenKa>: The Ideal!
<GreenKa> is perfect!
<GreenKa>: She can’t do anything!
<GreenKa>: Absolutely nothing!
<GreenKa>: Even money to spend!

Nordling: As long as a plant grows, it is a plant. Once you cut it, it is a set of parts of the plant. If some parts of the plant contain narcotic drugs and psychotropic substances, then, accordingly, to them control measures are applied the same as to drugs and psychotropic substances.
Rompo: We have to come up with how to smoke a growing plant and we will be happy.

(I already in the process of pronouncing the phrase I thought about what wording of the proverb about the difference of tastes to apply - classical or "flomastrian")

Me: I like it so much. In taste and color, all comrades are different!
he: hm... purely female approach))

During the repair of the corridor in the office, the water cooler was temporarily put to us in the department. The first few days when the door opened, we heard the same thing:
Oh, this is Mr. Bl.

from corporate correspondence of the head of our IT department (hereinafter IT) with the head of accounting management (hereinafter U)

I have this file why it doesn't open.
IT – What are you opening up?
A – the mouse
What program is IT?
W - I don't know
I open all the files with the mouse.

Yyy: My hands and tongue are still with me.
xxx: and I would hide under the blanket... only that you’t see it... only to feel... and guess where my idiots are and where my tongues are)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
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When do you go to the army?
I think in September.
This is my plus point and I’ll watch Doctor House season 7 right away.

We need to lead a healthy lifestyle.
Drink beer only in the fresh air.

XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: Tracker I write, nothing new they put out one old they distribute
XXX: What is the section?
Films of the USSR

As long as I live, I can't understand the logic of women, and I understand that it's meaningless. OK when I was a teenager went with my mom to the market on the question: "How much to take apples, 2 or 3 kg?" and I replied: "Take one, why so much," and then my mom said to the seller: "Give 4 kg." Or from recently, mom calls: “Son, in Moscow a terrorist attack, the metro is full of police, be careful.”
My wife is burning, I am silent. Literally yesterday. We stand at the stop, in two meters, a very thin girl, dystrophy of the second degree probably. I say, “Look, what a thin woman I have, she probably has legs like my hands.” I say: "Aha, a pound". I hear the outrageous question: "Do I have so thick hands?". I didn’t talk all the way home. Fuck, how do they manage to handle their brains?? to

She: stumbled on the innet for one piece - an analogue of rubber baby for you
Is he a solitary type?
She: It’s like a machine like that – it just shakes...
He is: Eeee The vibrator?? to
She: Well, it actually jumps like a man moves, right?
Do you have to catch the room first?
She: Fuck, not as much as a real man!