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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106754
 13.12.2014
Power is a thief of trust.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106753
 13.12.2014
The Chalid.
On the train, my grandfather said:
At the beginning of the 30s, we were all shot down in the collegiate farms, all the cattle to the public yard should be delivered, you will not pursue it, it is said, a clerk, they will take everything and for expulsion, and we were then in the family a horse of fat, so it was called a javo-chaly, a young man at all, and without a horse in the village you will not live, do not pursue, neither seed nor wood to prepare. It was a good horse, a worker, and as we guarded it, and fed and drank it, and drank it, we did not load and regret it. The family is big, the kids are small. I take him to that yard, and the soul is muddy, what will happen next? How will we live without the hell? In this courtyard, the women roar, the men are evil, and wherever the new power has ordered, give it and all. And the chief of the district of the grit, do not regret this cattle - you have a new light life, it is easier to build it, the tractors will smell, it is a new line of the party about the people, the care for the peasants of Moscow itself.
I passed some time, I passed by the rule - our Chaly, standing at the rule, bound, I approached-he recognized me, he grabbed and grabbed the earth-like as a calling, I approached closer, Daddy-Chaly-something thin, rebar to see, sparkly, in the reps all, collumns in the gray, tail, legs in the knees swell up, the spine is all shattered to blood, side in the strips to see, I embrace:
“What the heroes have done to you, you can tell it this way... he quieted, placed his mouth on my shoulder and eye, and he has tears... they tick, here you are an unworded animal... and they understand everything like a human being. The Chairman comes out:
-Well, go away from the tongue of the horse, the subculture, I'll see you live again.
-Sorry a horse, his legs are quite sick, he needs to be treated... he stumbled on this, became angry, pulled off Chaloga, he bribes, asks for protection from me, wanted at that moment to give the seatman a moustache, but about his children he remembered, they will suffer, one current said to him: - Don't bump hard, the legs are sick, you will stumble, you will die.
- Don't crack, the snooker, I will stumble on him... and let the snooker snoop and chase. But then it happened, I stumbled to see Chaly-to, the chairman stumbled, and about the stone with a stone, he remained alive, and afterwards began to sing songs and throw on the baby. And the rulers gave me Chalego, they say, take your crumbling income, he does not need us-darmmead. I brought him home, let us feed, drink, treat, clean, revive a horse, have fun, slowly worked with him, and survived with him, only the crumbling remained. I think, maybe he accidentally stumbled, or maybe... a horse is a smart cattle, once tears can.
The grandfather turned around and took the paycheck.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106752
 13.12.2014
The prime minister said he kept his savings in rubles. I have not overestimated him before.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106751
 13.12.2014
Mom, get up now!
– and? What happened?
Daddy is missing!
How did you think he disappeared?
It’s two o’clock at night and he’s not on the computer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106750
 13.12.2014
Comrade is at work.

XXX: 12 years of slavery?
YYY: NEA
XXX: Look at it
That’s about me :D
XXX: And if seriously, then the movie is very suitable.
XXX: Beckhambatch played a very good slave-owner.
YYY: Well chouwaak...
YYY: Benedict Cumberbatch
YYY: ppc...
YYY: You have some distant relative Beckhambetov succeeded.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106749
 13.12.2014
xxx: To add a second screw to the memory notebook, you need to twist the twelve screws, remove the keyboard, disassemble the body and pull out the entire matboard - because the memory is on the back side! Not technologically though!
Prototechnology is Prototechnology!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №106748
 13.12.2014
In the Moscow churches will be held prayers on the strengthening of the ruble.
I’t trust the pops very much after their sacred missiles fall.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106747
 13.12.2014
_____
I remember a similar case all my life. Once in a hot summer we went to the country on a suburban electric car. Suddenly, without any stations, the electricity stopped. Two motorists came out of it, quickly escaped down the slope from the railway, bathed in the lake, then returned to the electric car and we went on.

by Dada. Everything was so. I was on duty at that race. They told me so straight and said: "Our officer! A hundred and thirty! We stop here for 5-10 minutes all the movement on the branch. You are there on the schedule, if it is a fine from you, for stopping the turn. We are a buyer!! Do not forget to warn that in the middle of the race is a composition with passengers. Warn all who follow us! And if they will be outraged, then we, the machinery-shoppers, will take them off! Yes, switch the lights all over the line."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106746
 13.12.2014
Childhood then did not end - when colleagues are given sweet New Year's presents for children, and you sit and offend: where is my?As an adult wealthy man.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106745
 12.12.2014
The Astrological Forecast:
In 2015, all the signs of the zodiac will enter the constellation of the Little Sandstone. And the cancer!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106744
 12.12.2014
Picaboo comments to the video of the accident:

X: "It’s strange that the accident relay sounds great, and there’s no emotion at all..."
Y: "I was also silent when I got in the car crash. Strike - silently switched off the radio, the car, took the phone and called the GAI.
Z: "and was silent for a long time?"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106743
 12.12.2014
Moscow left without "Oka Sauron"

by GM. I have to mention the premiere.

Let’s do that, there is the Phillips area.

We will rename several districts on the list - Kili, Turin and others.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106742
 12.12.2014
When a wife clothes up, an optimist thinks, was he given hot water, and a pessimist, would he fuck again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106741
 12.12.2014
Well, who wanted gasoline in Russia to cost half a dollar? A little more and the dream will come true.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106740
 12.12.2014
Q: Do you remember that I still have a DR after the NHG?
Wauu: the DR is not the DNR, it will not escape into the forest. Not to say, not to say.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106739
 12.12.2014
As soon as winter comes and I have to put on a sweater and a hat, the shoppers in the shops stop selling me cigarettes for my husband and any alcohol. They ask for a passport, and I never carry it with me.

YYY: Bring an audio tape and pen with a ribbed end. Once asked about the age, you immediately catch the devices and turn. At the same time, you will determine from what age the seller is.

[ + 33 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106738
 12.12.2014
Chocki: Sanctifying the nuclear missile "Satan" is good, spiritually and morally, strengthens the scraps.
Advertising of the film in the form of Oka Sauron - horror, satanism, act of spiritual aggression, disclosure of the state.
Chocki: Well, indeed, they sanctified it in Russian terms. "Satan" is in the Western nomenclature. and in Russia - "Voivoda".
Over: This does not cancel that it is a nuclear missile, i.e. a device for violating the sixth commandment in large sizes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106737
 12.12.2014
From Habr:

With one Roskomnadzor you can ban everything except Roskomnadzor itself.
With two Roskomnadzor you can ban everything at all!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106736
 12.12.2014
I am sitting in the university, doing my master's work. While experimenting, I read a book. Here I hear revival in the corridor with the laboratories. Dean and зам. Dean, preachers actively discuss something, scream, mock, run here and there. One ran, grabbed the roulette, ran out like a sparkle... I think: I’ll go out, I’ll see what’s going on...
So they Darts, Darts, shit, hang... Competitions decided to arrange...
Fitz-Matt is there.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106735
 12.12.2014
Skunny :
Optimists live 5 years longer than pessimists. The first thought was to doubt the positivity of this "fact"...
-5 is

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