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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49672
 01.07.2011
Thank you to the neighbor, I got a red diploma just because every time he fucked his girlfriend in our room, there was nothing to do to go bats)

I went to work, now I think, can I rent an apartment with him for a couple?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49671
 01.07.2011
of WOW. Dialogue in the general chat:
People, can you tell me where to learn the drawing?
In the first class of any technical university. and luck!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №49670
 01.07.2011
I am always right! I don’t even use CTRL+Z.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49669
 01.07.2011
I work in the media department. Passing by a man with a woman, I hear from the edge of my ear what they say about the vacuum cleaner:
Let him not sweat anymore!
Let him sweat even better than you.
:D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №49668
 01.07.2011
With RBC: "A gang of shoppers of flashbacks and government numbers detained"
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has taken up "United Russia"? 0 - O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49667
 01.07.2011
The Red Hat
Overall: 1. bed linen 2. swimsuit 3. towel

Verrka
wow))

Verrka
Where is the bath?

The Red Hat
No, but there is a slang.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №49666
 01.07.2011
[14:12:46] Irina Tatiana
[15:02:04] Tanya Irina
Irina: Where is the firm answer? and :(
[15:10:03] Tanya is okay. Is it romance? and :)

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49665
 01.07.2011
Repost from the original.

<tag> Ouroboros: Go to Ping Pong?
<Ouroboros> well done
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<Ouroboros> Ups

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49664
 01.07.2011
Son, come together, we are moving.
Where is Mom?
Matvijenko: To Moscow, son, to Moscow
Son, confusingly: Mom, you're not going to go all the way, I don't know where to put that money.
Matvijenko: don't worry, first in the penthouse we move, and then, you look and Dimka sits

News from Rambler

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49663
 01.07.2011
Vadim: ah, I think I sit where I would rest to travel - you can fly to Turkey now and not get rid of it.
Vadim: Well or accumulate more money and next year as a major in Sochi...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49662
 01.07.2011
Tickets of the Luxury Class 100-200 t.p. To fly to Sochi for two hours, I lost the gift of speech.
YYY: Well, it’s for the gentlemen, they’re flying, they’re flying on our account.
YYY: You’ve never chewed – here you buy peaches. Peaches were purchased for, say, 20r kilograms. Sold for 80r. 60p - Profit of the sellers
Some of them go to cottage in the seats and menths.
Part goes to taxes. taxes to the state are, among other things, the payment of jeeps to officials, robberies and so on.
YYYYYYYYYY you actually, buying peaches - you pay a portion of that same ticket to sochi))
What a horror, I will never buy peaches again.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49661
 01.07.2011
X: I hate people.
Who ask the same question a hundred times.
YYY: In principle, it could have stopped on the first phrase

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49660
 01.07.2011
We are going to rent the apartment, but I am alone afraid to look, so I will wait, maybe, his return, so it is not like in the store...

Buy it yourself, at your choice. They are like sardines.
“Dennis, I don’t eat sandwiches, you’ll eat them, don’t you care?
No matter what!! What’s so hard to buy???How are you going to live with me? You are going to cook!!! to
Okay okay, don’t scream. I’m going to get the beef...
No, I don’t like these...
And what then???O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O? to
I don’t care, take any!! to
>_<

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49659
 01.07.2011
to fuck!
The asphalt is placed on loops and rain receivers, but until it is frozen, it is scratched from them with blades. Road drivers with mine detectors are really dumb, but this is often the case in the road.

Asphalt 3r

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49658
 01.07.2011
b_z_a: Another stupid question about a stupid ritual. Why do magnets come from abroad?
Magnetics from abroad are travelling to build a ground-based ion gun that will destroy all of humanity.
I am joking. For now, we just put it on the refrigerators.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №49657
 01.07.2011
The son recently boasted as they were riding on a food truck. Importantly kidded and thought that yet Fiztech was no longer the one (he is where I am studying). I didn't tell how on the first class riding on the refrigerator from the fifth floor came...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49656
 01.07.2011
Brushing with fusion. I have never used vibration. He accidentally pressed the button. When in the hand was swirled almost to the ear applied)

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №49655
 01.07.2011
D> I want to rent an apartment with a young man. I would like to do without an agency. Price by agreement. Furniture and household equipment
H> is the young man yours or ours?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №49654
 01.07.2011
XXX: fucking so many plans for the summer... let at least the breasts grow)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №49653
 01.07.2011
If a man's friends say "sorry not to drink, not to drink, not to walk," it's not a funeral, it's a wedding.

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