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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99193
 14.06.2014
The case was in the first class.
I go to the summer session in the subway for the Chinese exam.
Oh, and you remember, I have the habit of writing this foolish thing on my wrists forever. Well, this time I took, with a black gel pen, so that it could be better seen and written easier, I wrote out all the words I needed. And then a grandmother strikes me in the car, not embarrassed especially by the fact that she is almost unheard in the subway.
He says, say, you are with your tattoos quite already, you are why you will wear any kind of basurmanshina all your life, and if, he says, you have a wish to die there, you know what is written there?
XHH: Simply I answer. - "Badroom, kitchen and bathroom"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99192
 14.06.2014
Add to:
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Another paradox: the thief in the transitions of schoolchildren presses mobile phones, and the elderly women in the tram run into their pockets, retires, the zone will come - a respected man, a noble authority, and in the chamber at the closet of 2 meters, who is on the freedom of the stolen cars and mansions are waiting, a pack of cigarettes is tired - a rat, a moral wicked and what is the last. Where is the logic, Plato?? to
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Everything gets logic, considering that such elements consider all the others not people, but exclusively a source of income, so-called. "Therapy "

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99191
 14.06.2014
Played the Witch, interested in history, decided to read the cycle. And here, when I read the seventh book two months later, the thought comes to mind: "Hmm, if this had made a game, I would have played!"

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99190
 14.06.2014
Comments on a YouTube video where a feminist failed to jump into the water:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Dick men do not have pudders only the babies of sorrow are melting)))
WOW :
Your comment is the case when you need to break blood from your nose.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99189
 14.06.2014
We have a village next to the city, in a zone where they sit for serious crimes.
Unemployed people walk around the village. No one is watching them, except if they appear.
YYY: Yesterday we had an EYE in the city. The schoolchildren were inspected by the Security Service with special communications and metal detectors. The surveillance system was supplemented by 16 cameras.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99188
 14.06.2014
With Brave about the opening of Tesla Motors patents.

We are waiting for Chinese Tesla Motors for 20k backs.
Yyy: “Electric nicola car. “Green High Car”
zzz: "the system instantly inflates condoms driver and passenger, a great choice for those who want to drive"
Better not to say :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99187
 14.06.2014
This is:
About drug addiction and other addictions is just to argue. Have you ever been in a real drug outlet? Do you have friends? The narcotics? What, I mean all kinds of drugs: from harmless herbs to self-inflaming heroin substitutes? I, unfortunately, can answer both questions many times "yes".

I heard, I had neighbors dealers, to whom your brother tabun went (we looked at all types of moral decline of narcissists), there was a neighbor addict, in short, you got it already. What I can say: you are similar to people purely remotely, with rare exceptions, if some are still externally similar to people, then the eyes are shown immediately. And also most of them have swollen veins, an upset look, poor coordination of movements, some have a constant sneezing of the nose, and the dealers of this shit have a frankly cowardly look, especially when they make a sneezing. And how you look after taking this poison inside are generally episodes from the life of insects. In general, if someone tells you that you are normal, it’s only out of pity. These people are dependent on themselves. No addict sees the difference between a narcissist and a non-consumer, as it turned out during life next to the priton.

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99186
 14.06.2014
Comments on “Synoptics promise heavy rain, don’t forget to take your umbrellas”

“The Russians just want to catch something.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99185
 14.06.2014
The nubla, sho for people, asked to take the strawberry and gasoline to help the trees to peel, because they mourn, they ring - "and you are not in a hurry?"...do not rush, I am not in a hurry, on Friday the 13th, in the full moon I love to blow the gasoline on the strawberry at night

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99184
 13.06.2014
xxx: As a child, I thought that a motorcyclist was a fan of cycling.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №99183
 13.06.2014
Programming for Android:

Installation of the Eclipse development environment
...
Installation of Android SDK
...
Installation of cat
This item is not mandatory, but as practice shows, the presence of a cat allows you to quick results in learning Android. The cat can be picked up on the street, taken from the shelter, bought on the ad. There will be all kinds - red, striped, black. The cat should be washed, fed and planted next to it. Your karma is growing at this time and the process of mastering the material will go faster.

In any case, fed and planted, I think it helps :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99182
 13.06.2014
Another picture post on the publication, all according to the canons - space, inscription
Scientists have proven that good people have the letter Y in their names.

The first comment:
and Judas.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99181
 13.06.2014
The Exam.
What are the types of threats to information security?
Natural and artificial. Natural are humans, artificial are viruses.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99180
 13.06.2014
and energetic:

and Genetics:
To be or not to be a dwarf is not a choice or a result of a lifestyle. It is genetics.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Usually so say people who do not want to change anything in life (to lose weight, push muscles). Speaking is easier. I haven’t seen any fat athletes. There is nothing among hungry people who are fat.

You probably haven’t seen much in your life. For example, sumoists or nuclei...
You offer people to starve, do you really believe that hunger will add to their health?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99179
 13.06.2014
to this:
The moon: Oh! My three-born brother (he is almost 18 years old) is studying at Tech. It is a completely blind belief in the infallibility of "Zi"" Shi". From the correspondence: grasshoppers, leather, shovel-up, I lively spoke. And my favorite: they’re the same people!

What didn’t you like about the shovel, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99178
 13.06.2014
High glass business center. On the wall where the windows of our office are located glass washers work. Girls from the advertising department saw ropes, found old posters with models in underwear and clinged to the window. Why Why? "Well, they are boring there just talking about it - let at least half-naked girls look at it!"

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99177
 13.06.2014
No, I figured out of the present.
They will be reminded at work, put under the hand of another, and squeezed with their feet from joy, and when you remind them of responsibility, of conscience, it turns out, you have childish principles, and you do not know life.
Or children are born and are chased, not grown up, not raised, children are not walking, dirty, normal food is not even seen, and they call this the knowledge of life and the teaching of independence.
Previously, the intelligent educated Pechorin was a lost generation, and these are probably the generation "-1".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99176
 13.06.2014
And the lambs who read something here and write in задолba.li, and the lambs who read задолba.li and write here are the same people?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99175
 13.06.2014
gearplex: By the way, about education: I was sitting somewhere in the theater at "And dawns here are quiet"
After the break, I talk to a friend.
50 backs that all the girls will die
Okay, they are beautiful. You think

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99174
 13.06.2014
Usually so say people who do not want to change anything in life (to lose weight, push muscles). Speaking is easier. I haven’t seen any fat athletes.
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Master of Sport, Master of Sport. 178 height and 96 weight. Archery is an Olympic sport.
Heavyweight athletes are not thin either. But the rock climbers... appear to be shaped, so on the wall they fly like in Chinese kung fu fighters, and in the campaigns the backpacks pull more of their weight.

From the humour. Longbooclub (the club where you shoot from a long English bow). One duck could not shoot from the bow a girl he would raise with one hand.

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