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[ + 1 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66733
 09.07.2012
In general, the big breasts are looked at by those whose milk on their lips has not yet dried up.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66732
 09.07.2012
Insomnia has its advantages - the odoring alarm in the yard at three o’clock at night interferes with everyone, but not you.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66731
 09.07.2012
* ` So, you entered the tractor... a crowd of fun people stood before you... Somewhere in the corner, some man is already working in the whole " some girl whose buttocks are already quite broken... Behind one of the tables there were five people who called you to themselves... The tractor was not visible.
* Tarvus in the sense of processing?
[00:03] `: Tarvus, I explain, not very gently "likes"
* Tarvus comes in the sense?
[00:04] `No, the process has already gone further
Are the tarous kissing? I am simply interested.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66730
 09.07.2012
What are your plans for Saturday?
yyy - And why I have a bad feeling... I and Alla go to "Bless". Do you want with us?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX You know, I am now in the ass and with the instinct and with the job, they will be borrowed.If I introduce my girlfriend, they will switch to her with questions who she is, what she is doing, I will not be so.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ladies and gentlemen, let Ira suffer :-)
xxx - Irka I can't show them))) Reasons for covering will be added))) +she doesn't know about the exception yet, on Fig such news. No, you don’t think, when I break it all, I’ll tell her.
Yyyy – No, I disagree with you. Because I don’t want to lie. Two - this story will emerge sooner or later, and Irina will spoil my hair. Three for the show. I fear only three things: escalators, surprises, and familiarity with my parents.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I will buy you tickets for everything until the end of the summer))) When I go to work)) Mamachen will eat me without salt, right!
Yyyy – Do you hit my compassion? Okay I persuaded. But, you know, it’s not like a man – a girl to cover up like a shield.
XXX, in full accordance with the traditions of the people. When you need to comfort the evil dragon, he is sacrificed a princess virginity)))

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66729
 09.07.2012
In a moment the phrase "I am not drinking sober!" sent me into the deepest hangover.

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66728
 09.07.2012
Moral: If the girls didn’t ring us in real life, there would be no internet.

How strange... Some people write that we are all whores, that we start having sex almost 7 years old, and that no matter where you spit, the girls themselves hang and ask. Others immediately complain that we drive them and avoid sex in every way. Are you from different planets?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66727
 09.07.2012
Eugene (19:49:24 8/07/2012)
I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man.
I went to the toilet, then cap.
After a while, the steward came to us and grit:
The grandmother saw you and asked, “Daughter, are there adults in the cabin?”

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66726
 09.07.2012
xxx: and also yesterday my neighbors hinted that listening to Deep Purple in the sorting - the melton.
xxxx: you should at least the columns, they say, enabled

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66725
 08.07.2012
The Chinese are good. On the shoe the inscription - HEROWAY

and :-)

I understand what it is about, but still...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66724
 08.07.2012
earisu_fea: I just understood it. I don’t like when someone is photographed on an avatar with a tail. You can see that he can’t hold it! What about using.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66723
 08.07.2012
xxx: "3 Battalion "DF", in the headquarters of the advanced strike battalion, was assigned to recycle all the bicycles available to the population and advance at an accelerated pace to the bridge under Arnem to prevent its explosion." Imagine the field on which the road, on which the Essesians ride bicycles.
This is how Tour de France was born.

[ + 5 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66722
 08.07.2012
Right to! Let us use our collective semi-conscious:

In the south it floods, and we have fires in Siberia! Let us transfer the rain from the South to the territory of Siberia - let it flood and stop the fires! It will benefit everyone!

[ + 18 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66721
 08.07.2012
Do I look at men?And so good, there is a job, there is a car, there is a cat, I will soon buy an apartment - a man in general?He went to the ass of this dating site, went better layers to do!
She removes the writing and goes away.I’m a fool or she’s a fool, right?

You are stupid. She’s not a fool, she’s a treasure, and you’re knocking your ears.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66720
 08.07.2012
Fuck, I like to shoot!
Have you seen the gun in your eyes?
xxx: Of course, literally 5 minutes ago I cut the sausage with a kitchen knife.
YYY: And how do you shoot it out?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66719
 08.07.2012
J: Mom is riding on the ears that I have to go to the garage, because there is a lady whispering, like to see if everything is okay. Where is logic?
M: MDA
Q: Type "do not fuck her, I came"?
M: or vice versa – fuck better
Q: Will I check the type? And who is going to fuck, will he move?

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66718
 08.07.2012
Do not go in, pray the nose. Poop, go away, the nasopharynx cried. But director Robert Rodriguez was accustomed to not paying any attention to the requirements of parts of his body, except two, of course. The stomach, who wanted another portion of this, wrapped in a burito and filled with chopsticks, and another on which he was used to turning common sense, logic and his shooting group. Thus was created the film "Machete", gentlemen, and many other paintings of this cult director.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66717
 08.07.2012
The McDonald’s advertisement says something about the champions menu. This is the menu of obesity champions, I understand?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66716
 08.07.2012
XXX: the PSD file?
No, it’s not a pie, it’s a pie.
XXX: I am not a playboy. I ask

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №66715
 08.07.2012
I lived in my hour of driving. Seeing a couple of times a week.
I was jealous to anger and tears, attention, to my best friend! You see often.
What if I sit alone at home now?
WOW : Yes! You have to sit down and think of me.
I’m tired of thinking so much about you!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66714
 08.07.2012
From a well-known forum:
But why, for example, in many sortings put urns for used toilet paper and ask not to throw it into the toilet? Once it is jumping through what should be in it, then some paper will jump through with a whistle.
YYY: Can it be processed and the egg pots are made?

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