Every grammar knows that if “What to do?”, then “цца,” and if “What to do,” then “ца!” The test word is Afsa.

This morning I go out of the electric car with a friend: we go on the platform, at the end of which there is a crowd of 100 people (apparently the landing was delayed). People are quiet, calm. We approached closer and I saw that most of them were pensioners in Panama cars and with chariots. And when there were literally 5 steps left before this crowd, the landing was announced in the rotor. Immediately all the conversations silenced, and our heads suddenly turned to our side. The whole crowd rushed straight toward us. The expression of the people's faces was such that I instinctively stood up like a buried, pressed my head into my shoulders and almost clogged my eyes. Only when 5-6 people passed by me, without falling off my legs, I woke up and moved to the exit. For a second, it became frightening: the crowd of pensioners was frightened. But when I looked at my friend, I saw a nervous smile on his face and realized that I wasn’t the only one.
Here is the hidden power of Russia! No fascists are afraid of it.
yyy: and I have already imagined two people rolling on the platform: one on the cheek has a footprint from the shoes, and the other has a footprint from the wheel of the cart :)
zzz: and both bodies are poured into the ground mixed with the seedlings:-D

I sit with a condom at work.
The people gathered for lunch and dressed before going out.

News Kommersant FM: Onishchenko advises to defeat the heat not only by the forces of shorts: "Come to work early. I came here today without fifty-three, no heat.

The comments:
XXX: and I think we have so many laws, and these ministers are hiding from the heat at work
YYY: No, ministers are hiding from the heat in the Maldives, the shame with the laws is explained somehow differently...

I work in a solid IT company. Our group consists of eight students. On the first day they said: "On the second floor, free coffee, the morning won't hurt, and the dining room with cookies." Well, we students are simple, so happy.
We go together, take a coffee, go back to the place. Once a day. After the first week, an employee in charge of this company told us not to run to the second floor, where there is a free coffee machine. We are not here to run, but we often speak in a whisper, because the first time such a practice, solid company, etc., so looked around, but said nothing)) At the end of the second week we are already told in a rough tone that we do not approach this machine at all, otherwise problems will be. We are sitting in Houston.
That’s what they expected when they told us about free coffee. Maybe from our group one day one person will go to this machine, another day another, and so on??? Strange people though.

My colleague throws Darts at work. The other comes in and says, "Dmitry, what do you like more - a drone or a drone?"

Sometimes forced by the edge of the ear to listen to the broadcast "Live healthy"
Malysheva just issued: "Remember, ALL diseases leading to death are asymptomatic!"

Here’s how – cancer, AIDS, plague, tetanus and rabies – without symptoms, will prove.

The Track:
A computer completely dependent on electricity does not cause such a question to you, and from the Internet - yes?

by Bolk:
I have an electric battery in my notebook, and I didn’t find the internet battery, as I didn’t spin it.

How is it to walk under bullets?
I once had a funny incident during a fight. A bite came into my face. And the shooting was so dense that I thought everyone, the cranes, had killed me. If the bullet hit his face, it is strange that he did not immediately die. And so beautifully fell, I lie down, waiting for the pain to blow up. The blood flowed somewhat strangely. It is like a large insect crawling. I lie down and think: "I have long imagined how it is to die, you have to feel the moment". There is no pain. The consciousness is clear. I felt the rose, there was no hole. I get up, and this frog falls from me.
Well, nobody understood what happened – less than 30 seconds I waited for death to come. Then they asked me why I was there. I don’t remember what I said, but I kept silent.
It is under the bullets. Especially when the insects hit you at full speed.)

A text message comes from the Balance number of the following content: Your phone balance is filled. The payment is 300 rubles.
I check the balance sheet, well and naturally, who would and what hell I put 300 rubles on the unlimited)
I wrote a response SMS, waited until they wrote: Sorry, I accidentally confused the numbers and put on the wrong account, bla bla bla, please send me this money back.
I sent in response a text message of the following content: Waited when you write.I return your money.And the second text message:The balance of your phone is filled. The payment is 300 rubles.
In response came: * letting, what all the smart steel..

Under the windows, the neighboring unit prepares the young people for the oath, loudly rehearsing the text. Someone from the elderly asks the question: "What is the constitutional system in Russia? What do you swear by?" The condemned voice is out of order: "We swear by the ass of the year, this is what!";

"People on the roads drive as if they have never watched a video from the registers on youtube". and c)

xxx: I can’t understand how bad it is or how good it is?
Yyy : vint : do you invest or pile?

to this:
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xxx: came to visit on my birthday - rearranged the grid...
It is...

This is FIGN. Suddenly, after work, a girlfriend invited me to my birthday. There were two other friends there. So, while they were trembling in the kitchen about their female, I cleaned up their potatoes and roasted three bowl fry potatoes, because none of them knew how to cook it. With a lot of respect and compliments.)

It was the funniest birthday I’ve ever visited.

I stand in a row to the box office in a shop of the type of "Five" and observe the following picture: the cashier pierces the barcodes of goods and swirls them into the basket. The buyer looks at it quite phlegmatically, while the cashier puts a bowl of canned eggs on it.
Buyer: Girl, are you crazy about putting canned eggs on?
Eggs in the package, what will they be!
Buyer: Eggs and this is enough, you last time I got 2 pieces, I don’t need it the second time!
I didn’t throw that bank, I put it!
Buyer: Listen, girl, you do not have a husband to explain to you that eggs are treated carefully?? to

Toh, write some crazy movies you can watch on the plane.
yyy: Survive, Aircraft crash, 9/11, Tu-134 Devil's plane, Lost control, Amsterdam aircraft crash, Destination, Crew, Lost flight

Here is this:

I ordered a waterproof photocopy. Call from the shop.
Operator: Order such a la la-la... want an additional insurance?
I : Why?
Q: Will the camera fall?
I: It can withstand falling on asphalt from 2 meters
Anyone will come!
I: You can go up to 100 kg.
Do you go to the sea when it falls into the water?
I: It is waterproof, diving more than 10 meters.
Will it suddenly drown in corals?

The guy!! What apparatus is this??? What model is this?

From Necrologist
Outstanding Soviet and Ukrainian philosopher. A classic of scientific atheism. Candidate of theology. Doctor of Philosophy..."

Everything in this world is relative. For the vast majority of Russians, the castle is Moscow ;)

to tom:
The charging indicator at the end of charging changes the color from red to green – very convenient. A wish to the inventor from the Daltonists - May you have a cock on your forehead!

Also not taken into account the rights of the blind completely, handless or with limited mobility, forgot about persons suffering from speech disorders, disorders of consciousness, orientation in space, did not take care of those who do not have mobile phones, about those whose charging connector does not coincide with the proposed inventor. The conclusion is to prohibit charging, to tolerate the dalton - a medal, the inventor - to jail.