The Armenian Radio says:

...".In Rostrad proposed to introduce a tax on unemployed"
Will they be cowards?
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They will take cars "Bentley" and 12-room apartments. No matter how you look at the news of theft of such cars and the robbery of such apartments, the victim is unemployed everywhere.

Pockomnadzor has blocked the site of the leading manufacturer of chemical reagents, standard samples and scientific equipment - Sigma-Aldrich.
They found the names of drugs there!

The science? In Russia? It is funny!
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This was understood when manganese was banned.

RK: I read updates on LinkedIn and in the course of the case I got to the site of a former colleague. Chuvak got up, became the director of a cool office, engaged in web development and security... bla bla bla and all that... And here his site falls with PDO Exception and in the debug track lights the line of connection, MySQL root user and empty password!

RK: I cracked, took a screenshot, blurred the name of the site database, etc. I posted it on LinkedIn. You won’t believe, this cloud was drawn in 5 minutes and commented: “What kind of idiot do you need to be to configure the server so unsafe?” need to use the services of professionals!" and further advertised his office... )))))

From the discussion of funny C++ operators on the hub:

The xxx:
Do not ruin the strict, simple and concise language with your inventions.
YYYY :
Okay, we will not. Is it C++?

here here :

I told my husband that I was going to the shower... I accidentally fell asleep, returned, probably only 40 minutes later...
Did you go to the bathroom? I look at you for a long time.
Beginning of the second night. Women have 40 minutes. Oh these men...
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The employee told me.
He wakes up here one night and sees that his wife is not there. "She probably went to the toilet" thought the employee and fell asleep again. After a while he woke up again, and his wife still did not come back. Here the caring husband was already worried - maybe something happened to her, you should get up, go see... and then he remembered that a few days ago his wife flew to Mexico.

here here :

The violet branch of the Moscow metro. A young actress says.

He is "young" and is 78 years old.
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When a woman gets older, there can be a lot of trouble with her - her teeth can fall out, her hair can sit and thin, shortness of breath can develop, obesity can rise, extreme bitterness can overcome - but her voice will not change. He will remain the same as she was a high school student, a bride, or the mistress of a young hangover.
I. Ilf and E. Petrov "12 chairs"

Central Bank banned Rosgosstrach from concluding agreements on OSAGO due to violations
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They finally struck them! The best news of the day

You need to marry a lady about the intimate life of which you know nothing...and none of your acquaintances too.

I have a favorite seller in the store.
I stand today with cheese, yogurt and chocolate.
pierces cheese and yogurt, in the process asks, kiwa on cheese - you lose weight?
I say, yes, something like that.
She takes and hides the chocolate under the table with the words – then I don’t break it.
never gave
I sit down and eat yogurt.
Thank you for writing her...

One day, a wise man was asked if money could make him happier. “Okay, bring your account here,” the wise man replied.

...".In Rostrad proposed to introduce a tax on unemployed"
Will they be cowards?

Review of the "Universal kit for opening car doors" in one online store.
"The Benefits of:
It is an indispensable thing if the bank does not approve the loan!
The shortcomings:
I would like to have the possibility to purchase a set, supplemented with codegrabbers and GSM signal extinguishers.
The general impressions:
Combined with [link to laminator]
Thank you, %marketname%! Without you, I probably would never have owned the BMW X6.

Today at breakfast at work, I hear a dialogue between the leading on the radio.
Do you know how to switch KDE2 to FreeBSD?
– Emm
Anna depends, and I too. The case takes place in Sharjah, United Arab Emirates. Now I know the full meaning of the word nostalgia.

The old soldier advises:

A helmet is also a useful thing in the farm, even if you do not like to wear it, hold it as a means to take the tongue. One blow of the helmet in the back of the neck instantly shakes the bulb at the potential tongue, and almost silently.

I go on the violet branch of the Moscow metro. A young actress says:
Report forgotten items to the engineer. Remember, they can be dangerous.
Man from the end of the car:
Who are the Machines?

My girlfriend is out of vacation.
D: I have 237 unread letters (
Press Ctrl + A.
D: So what?? to
I: Now Shift+Delete and quickly Enter.
...
D: I will kill you!!! to

3dMAX is, in short, such an oak engineer who thinks only in numbers. It is as reliable as a rock, but as ancient and cold.
Maya is a sensual woman with a bunch of creative ideas, whose mother flies out every time she doesn’t like something! The fucking story!

Now I saw the beautiful: 2 matches, not small at all, 20-22. They go on the street, one eats ice cream - rookie. The rocker falls on the asphalt, the guy with the words "fastly raised is not considered to have fallen" rises and continues to eat.
The second, with horror "fool, blow up!!and "

– Rogozin, what’s there with the "Proton"?
Vladimir Vladimirovich, the situation is awful, but there is no catastrophe.
What, was he gone?
and yes.

Great slogan for a tattoo salon:"And I want, and it swings".