The employer was looking for a commercial director, and necessarily a man, because the woman in the decree will leave.
He removed a bunch of class candidates only because of the shape of their genitals. He was a good comedian - a man with experience and a head, and generally, most importantly, a man.
And after six months, the man applies to him on the table - in child care leave. up to three years. But he paid him white, and his wife had a large, but black, and she does not have a child. Well, they decided to do so where more money would come out. She is at work, her husband is on vacation.
You will not escape fate.

We had a similar story in the state office. An enchanted table in a huge project organization: if a girl was transferred there, she went into a decree over the course of a year. The chief of the department of psychhanul, placed there a woman over 40, with two children - a year later went to the decree and she. “Well, now only men,” he decided, and placed a 25-year-old boy there...A couple of months later he was taken to the army. In short, we cut off this table.

Colorado Flies: and more generally, blasphemy from Satan, and with spider, other sexually transmitted diseases and abortions you need to fight only with morality and patriotism!! to

ealand: well, with morality more or less clear, explain about patriotism)

ealand: and even better show how to stretch it properly))

I have self-censorship of course. I will never publish a joke if it insults someone. A good joke should offend everyone.

5 exi
My father, when I was 9, bought a brain stimulator in the 1990s. A grid with electrodes to put on the head and a controller where you could change the power of the current and the intervals of "strokes", and much more apparently. I studied badly, my father decided to check on me. I put a small current to start and apparently not impressed by the result, I turned the pen into an extreme position. I lost consciousness, I woke up quickly enough... And I started learning better, but I think the effect was achieved by the reluctance to never wear it on myself.

I listened to a conversation between two 17 year old girls.



“Well, I’m there, he’s sitting in a sports suit, shoes, black eyes, well, you can see right away, well dressed...”

I work in tax.
In a week, a dozen declarations have been brought with the inscription "No money, but you keep"!

Change the old piece:

The Prime Minister said to us: "Hold on!"
I suggested not to disappoint.
We had previously swallowed,
Now what to suck?

I work in an apartment repair company. I went with my partner on order yesterday. The apartment is new, with bare walls. My grandmother at the age of 60, very educated. She told the front of work, said if she would be in a neighbor's apartment and asked to work quietly. We kicked, she went away.

The channels began to be drawn. During the break between the striking, I heard someone knocking on the battery. Well, as if the noise of the perforator did not decrease, we continued. Then she came and said in a raised tone that we are working very loudly and if we don’t stop bullying she will call the police. The time was day-to-day, according to the law, and we did repair it! She did not hear all our explanations and her clever and decent appearance did not want to understand anything.

We called the boss, he said that the contract..., don’t pay attention... continue to work.

We continued to work. and HOA! She came with the police! After her explanations, they said they would get it done and left.

Then the boss came... and eventually she broke the contract with us.

There’s a guy at work who sometimes comes with a wireless vacuum cleaner and cleans the printers. I recently bought a new Lada. Soaked though.

Thats the frog. Cats have eaten my ears. I hate.
Elphantine in its own juice.

(It’s about silicone elephant ears, but Wau didn’t need that explanation.)

Flint> You have money, and the phone is like a poor man.
<Zayus> Why do I need a new phone if everything is broken?
<Flint> oh... so you’re a niche.

Give you your dumb thoughts about the cracks on debt.will you write in a notebook and burn the apartment with him?

xxx: Hugged an ancient discussion on the topic of "selinux vs apparmor" (there is not about this, but about everything in a row, but also about this too), I read-progress - iiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! I find my own comment.
XXX: I am an old man.

Good people are very, very scary. Hosted with relatives in a village house, bought as a country, listened to the conversation of the neighbors about the superheavens.

You can, of course, go to the grandmother and bring a curse, but it is a sin. It is better to sincerely wish you health and put a candle for health in the church. Natalia says she did so with her neighbor, he died six months later!

The next day, the uncle said, “Hello,” I was somehow unwell.

@"The government just did what the medicine of the first necessity (i.e. According to the definition of the most expensive goods) were with a minimum price..."

No the native. The government has set a maximum price for pharmacy leave, not a maximum percentage of the fee. Then the #Namkrish and other import substitutes crashed, the dollar from the euro jumped and the farms stopped producing these medicines, because of this. The cost of their production has become higher than the maximum vacation price from pharmacies. The blame, of course, is business, Obama, Poroshenko and other reptiles.

.........
HH: You will see him. Send it.
WOW: He doesn’t talk to me.
Sanya too. So both fall out. Take it yourself.
HH: What happened then?
They won a box of whiskey.
XHH: And what?
Oh no no no! We once folded. We stayed overnight on the island. The camp was destroyed, the bowl is prepared. Here three girls sail to us and ask neighbors to sleep. I am sitting behind the doorstep. I cannot see, I cannot hear.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: These two saw the most beautiful one, and make plans to build on it. And I listened, listened, and then bet with them on the box that I would not even move my finger and she would lie with me.
I realized that you won. And how?
Yes, it was a female.
Q: Is it your ex?
WOW : Well.
This is what you are 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

But still they do not want a room in the public office, but a separate apartment and a car by 20 years. By the way, the arithmetic problem: the price of the car is 10k rubles, how many months the engineer Petrov had to eat the holy spirit to accumulate enough money to buy and how many months will it take now for the modern masterpiece of the domestic automotive industry, if he is a good engineer? What conclusions can be drawn from the obtained values?

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The Soviet poem:

Refusing to eat,
I put off a thousand times a year.
In two dozen years.
Sitting in his "Volga" my skeleton.

vvv: Whenever I encounter such “all-understood” I remember how my eldest son at the age of 5 said “I now know all mathematics, only the multiplication table remains to be learned.” Now, as a student of MFT, he started not knowing much more ;)

As Magomed Mamedov wrote to us in the edition, he gave the oak to the Russian on his foot!

As the great Lenin said, "You must firmly remember that of all the arts for us the most important is the art of sleeping in seven hours or less."