I almost died of laughter! xDD
Varvar: What happened to that?
Chukcha: I cut short on one forum. I decided to kill Nick "Tampon"
Varvar: the bugga!! to
Early Rousseau!
Chukcha: So is it. after registration entered the login and password and I see a page with the inscription:
You entered like a tampon.

XHH: Our Matan underground is so rough that it wraps its scratches with insulated... %)
I guess he is screaming :D

But I’m absolutely crazy at House 2, because I don’t look at it.

I have seen a lot of contrasts in the world.
But Bentley with an old wooden trailer is very...

I(y4k@ (1:12) :
I’ve seen a cottage of cottage...8

Messiah (1:12) :
Spring has already come.

So begins the task of genetics-EGE!!! In Biology :

The bus moved a group of kindergartens. Masha was badly affected (1 gr. blood) and vanilla (3 gr. They urgently need a blood transfusion. Volunteer donors were called to help the children - the workers of the 5 construction brigade of the medical academy: Konopljanov, Tutkin, Putikov, Žgutikov and Knoppel. Cannoplanov was a dependent addict with experience, so he decided not to take blood for transfusions. <...>

This is the EEG.

It became interesting how much more people when installing any software remove the box from the point "Start after completion of installation", with a clear conscience complete the installation and immediately manually start the just installed application...

Today Putin burned, who looks at "Our Rush". During a live broadcast from the Duma, which was shown on the TV channel Vesti, he stated directly: "Russia is a great country, and all the other countries envy us."

yyy: How to open a bowl with a tapk and two teaspoons?
xxx: sharpen one tablespoon on the wall, stick it to the stitches, hit it with a tap until it does not hit. then pull out the spoon, put it slightly to the right, and hit it with a tap again. Repeat this action many times.
Then take the second spoon (not sharp), and she has a spoon =)

XXX is another option. Shake the tablespoons on the bench until the bats are swallowed, bite the bowl, and start chasing you. Then throw them down and throw them down.

What about "Classmates" then?
I don’t know my sleep.

On the train Moscow-Peter travels a crowd of schoolchildren aged 10 from the sports school. Girl O asks a sacramental question: are our Moscow money operating in Peter?

From ASI...

Who did you want to be when you were a child?
Chess: Hey... and the fucker knows who... and what?
Igor: Luckily, though whose dreams come true... you have become a fuck knows who

Tolerance is when the ass is red from anger, and the head smiles and sneezes. (from the sperm)

The window is shut like usual. I hear a man’s voice screaming:
The girl...? Oh man...? Fuck... The Earthman?! to

Humor does not contain.

The respected!
I am a little embarrassed by the raids on House 2 and the protection of the TNT channel ("which gave us a lot of good programs" - quote approximately).
Take a look at the rest of the repertoire of this wonderful company.
The Comedy Club? Have you ever heard any good jokes? Well, maybe one of twenty is worthy of attention. The rest is primitive deception. Approximately as funny as the word "pipiska".
My rush? This is a stupid primitivism. The same outgoing topics, the feeling of laughing only because everyone else is laughing too. A chain reaction? How can you laugh at the same thing for a few years?! to
I think of the killing league and other shit from the same series is not even worth talking: a program in which the debils participate, taken for the debils.
Look at the American-like series. What is funny about them? This is a complete foolishness.

TNT is a channel specifically for you to degrade! Dumb people are much easier to manage, think about it.
I hope there are more people who understand me.

X: And Andrew, what is a mummy?
Y: Well, it’s when you come home, and there’s empty beers everywhere, and it’s on the couch.
X: What is it?
Tagged: mummy

I work in technical support. A call from the client. The woman with a nervous voice reports that they have finished the toner in the cartridge. Please name the cabinet number, the model of the printer and its inventory number. The woman begins to cry and throws the phone. The Monday...

But the most unbeatable joke to date is considered to be the BBC television broadcast the story in the morning of the first April day of 1957. "In Switzerland this year there is an unprecedented spaghetti harvest, - said the host of the news program, - Of course, in this country the harvest of spaghetti does not reach such wide industrial scales as in Italy. Many have probably seen photographs of the grand plantations in the Po Valley. In Switzerland, it is, rather, a family business...” The story was accompanied by documentaries: a family of Swiss farmers friendshiply tear pasta from the trees and put it in baskets. "Those who love this dish know: there is nothing better than real spaghetti from their own garden," the host concluded, and... a whirlwind of calls crashed on the BBC. Thousands of people were asked to send pastries. Particularly curious expressed surprise that pasta grows vertically, not horizontally. There were also confusing ones: what, then, we were mistaken, thinking that pasta is made of flour? But most were interested in the question: "How to grow spaghetti trees on your site?" The TV channel responded, “Plant a spaghetti in a bowl of tomato sauce and hope for the best.”

The Prehistory –
The subscriber asked for modem settings for Linux, he was sent detailed explanations, which followed such a response -
Dear Irene As long as you responded (despite "in the course of the day")
For a long time, I:
1) Write your woods under this modem (naturally, apologizing)
(But later I learned that there is wood under the line, but they won’t.
work until you update the firmware, out of your locks)
2) I want to inform you that not all Linux machines have an interface
type of wheel (X windows) (moreover, for servers on which your modem
considered as a reserve channel in case of failure, it is generally
and unwanted)
3) Consequently, I found a way to make your modem make money under
linux without an interface shell, by hard petting and anal
Massage of your modem.
4)) Despite delays and obviously unnecessary instructions, I want to notify
If you knew what you were writing about, and did it on your own.
all screenshots and perceived (understood) all the terms that you
I will marry you immediately if:

A: I will like you.
b) You are free
c) You are under 30 years old
d) Not a lesbian (although we can discuss this)
Not exactly Gozilla.
e) You have a sense of humor

Write if what :) With respect, offended by the speed of service and
Otherwise the client.

(I don’t need to post this on top, I’m serious :) )

Dad hid $5,000 from his mother behind the refrigerator. And I escaped a hamster, and from this pack of paper I pulled a nest.
How many days after that the hamster still lived?
He emigrated under the witness protection program - was promptly given to acquaintances :)