Faquess: Nastya and I decided to get around and twisted 80 cups of cucumbers.
Faquess: Nasta has broken up
Faquess: and the cucumbers all eat and eat
Faquess: The devil knows when they will end

The girl, at the first meeting, asks the boy the question: What do you think, can a man eat only sunlight?
Boy: You can only eat the sun if you become a plant and have chlorophylls. Man is a heterotrophic being, he cannot make organic from inorganic matter and breathe carbon dioxide with gas. The highest stage of evolution.
You can ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Girl: Eating the Sun
This is probably not to be corrected.)
Girl: Generally speaking, Mr. Rationalist, many physical values will be revised by the end of this century.
Boy: what are they for example?
Girl: I know how I know. I suspect that gravitation will explain levitation, pyramids, etc.
and girl =)
Boy: And the pyramids did not match the physical quantities?

Summer, the sea, the sun, the beach! ^ ^ ^
[whitecasino.net]: The dog, the bomji, the sand, the whale. x_x

News from E1. Sverdlovs can pay the fines of GIBDD in the offices of the Russian Post. This will take the customer no more than two minutes."
Post of Russia. The client. Not more than two minutes. Do they read their own news before publication?

About Religion

You may not believe in Uncle Tok, but you may believe, but please don’t get into the socket.

The most famous laws:

One of the most famous historical mentions of mass circulation is the episode when Jesus fed five thousand people with five barley loaves and two fried fish.

And now the question: can I bring the authors of the anti-piracy law to court, since this law offends Jesus, and therefore my religious feelings?

I go home in the evening, it’s already shivering. At the entrance of another multi-story I notice a female figure. The woman with a drunk voice: "Hello". I, a little rushed away from such politeness and, slightly slashed the step: "Hello, did you want something?". Lady, full of arrogant voice: "Did you hope for something?"...

There is a saying that pigeons in cities never sit on trees. I have not been able to walk around the city for a week.

The Russian authorities are going to set the price of one pack of cigarettes at the level of approximately 220 rubles in the coming years
Yyy: It will be cheaper to buy grass from the Tajiks

Here is this:

"Learn English is always good - we in the motorcycle club a guy was... kind of cried that the price is opened by Yoksel... so his "Yoksel" before the army and called..."

Laughing at what you don’t know is always good.
Yoksel is a set of software tools for working with table documents, including MSExcel files.
So the guy is right - the price is opened by Yoksel. You laugh further.

Yyy: I remember how in the first months of meeting Du, I woke up at 4 in the morning to wish him a good night. Then she went to bed again.
XXX: The most beautiful girl

> You clearly confuse the ages! The Doom 2 was old with 800 MB HDDs on which it broke into the new Unreal Tournament =)

How is that?
The first thing I did when I acquired the long-awaited (at the time) P4 was to overtake Doom and Quak at maximum difficulty.
Everyone is old, guys XD

I was in Paris two months ago, if
I was in Paris a month and a half ago!
Zzzz: I was not.
WWW: I hate you all!

Lack of numbers? Who interferes with all the letters of our alphabet? Foreigners will not be able to read numbers with the letters "b" "p" "z" "c" "ch"? their problems. The Chinese in the numbers in general hieroglyphs - and nothing.
For some reason, the use in Europe of number marks with the letters "f" "g" "i" "q" - is considered normal, and we, you see, are embarrassed.

Here is that:
Here is this:
“Every time I carry one of those five-kilogram bags – with sugar, cat fillers, washing powder – I wonder: what shit there are three holes under my fingers?! to
xxx: What did the creators of the Simpsons design?"

Here’s a generation that doesn’t know about ninja turtles.
— — — —
Fuck you! Turtles have only three fingers, one of which plays the role of the big one. The Simpsons are 4. Remove 1 large and get just 3 fingers, which is convenient to grab holes. There are a lot of turtles.

Andrey:"something is wrong with the country where the idol is a porn star" ©
Denis:and Where Adult Men Watch a Pony Cartoon

From the very morning, Vesti-FM has been informed about how the ex-Thrushnik is about to fly through Moscow through Cuba to Ecuador.

In the morning: It is known that the comrade has flown to Moscow and is going to transit to Cuba after lunch. No one has seen him personally from journalists at the airport".

The last news I heard: tickets for the most flight to Cuba are actively purchased by journalists, in order to be with the hero in the same plane and take an interview with him! The ticket costs almost 40,000 rubles. Those who have not been able to buy a ticket for the flight, take a ticket for any flight, so that, having a ticket, get to the transit zone, where, as everyone is sure, and is the American hero.

The last news - the flight left, but the American Hero was not on board! Maybe he bought a ticket for such a flight to Cuba".

and :-)

/Aeroflot, taking advantage of the opportunity, actively sells tickets to journalists... :-))

A lot has been said about the Russian post, but still...
Sometimes when you look at tracking emails, you want to see:
02.06.2013 08:30 selection of riding dogs.
08.06.2013 09:05 meeting of the best guides of the country.
12.06.2013 16:00 preparation of stitching, drawing.
14.06.2013 08:15 preparation of the route with the help of the GLONASS system and the NPS "Susanin and K".
16.06.2013 13:25 Feeding the dogs, they sleep.
20.06.2013 18:45 the conductor refuses to go in the night, we wait for the morning.
25.06.2013 06:50 Your package has been shipped wait... the straw is bad without snow wait for winter.

4ndSuslo
Go to Belfast

Alexliddell
Belfast - this is Ireland: you have to go there in a green suit and with a pot of gold on the rainbow.

4ndSuslo
Belfast is a great pub. It definitely exists in Moscow.

Alexliddell
'And in vain they say "Moscow is unregulated!". The borders of Moscow have split so that the Moscovites, the capital of Northern Ireland Belfast, are kindly called "the most excellent pub"!'
x )

Oh, here began to compare intellectual property with logistics. Do not the respectable rightholders want to initiate the same responsibility? Failure to comply with the terms of the contract - court, thousands of lawsuits. Failure of equipment by their fault - trial, lawsuit, spot on reputation. Damage to a person, physical or moral - court, lawsuit, withdrawal of license. Everyone wants to do something right, but they want to do something wrong about their duties.

In the conditions of a free market, an entrepreneur who is not able to make a profit from his profession and who requires help from the state in the form of laws and other things is better to be removed from the market and not to be ashamed. Or do something that makes a profit.