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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12502
 11.11.2008
YY: let me sit down on a quantum of mercy drink and divorce for sex :'(
XX : – O
XX: Interesting
YY: It sounds so cool, no man would refuse, no girl would not agree...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12501
 11.11.2008
XXX is
Yuri?? to

YYYY
A is

XXX is
call to)

XXX is
Do not ask "why"

YYYY
Why is?


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12500
 11.11.2008
On the radio:
Timati: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a monkey, asked my parents to take me to the zoo to watch them more often... and then I grew up and wanted to be an artist.

That he chosen the middle at the end of... o_o

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12499
 11.11.2008
ogre
Do you know the railway station?

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
No, what is there? OOOO

? to
ogre
I saw the inscription today.

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
Which one?

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
OOOO

ogre
Internet provider some district is not and the inscription " we provide internet disconnection for the time of the session to all students for free"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12498
 11.11.2008
To the citations:

"I work in the library. I flirt with teenagers. Recently, an eleventh grade girl asked who wrote the Grimm brothers. Before that, I was asked for the poems of Onegine. I really thought... and did Onegin write poems..."

"In Principe, yes, if you remember "I write to you what is painful...". Of course, it was actually written by Pushkin, but on the plot, Onegin.) )"

Shame on your people, gentlemen! "I am writing to you—why are you sick?" is a line from Tatiana’s letter. And Onegin was not a poet, because he did not have a high passion for the sounds of life, / he could not distinguish the jamba from the choir, / no matter how we fought. So is!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12497
 11.11.2008
Status of the girl:
I hate the boy, he deceived me and hurt me very much.

He is:
How did he hurt you?
She is:
I left him, and now he doesn’t want to tolerate it.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12496
 11.11.2008
Dguffinhally
Bring Annie to the movie!
Dguffinhally
A place for kissing.
Elensil
It must)
Elensil
> A place for kissing
We will not see anything from there.
Dguffinhally
God, explain to this idiot why a guy actually drives a girl to a movie

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12495
 11.11.2008
Who invented the dishwasher to put it at such a height that it would be convenient to suck and to wash it would have to bend?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12494
 11.11.2008
In Russia, business is done in free time.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12493
 11.11.2008
This is when to drink tea you need to break the cup from the table for 5 minutes!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12492
 11.11.2008
The question is when driving in this weather in the summer it (ticket) spoil?

The rubber does not break. Bumpers, capes, radiators and some other parts of a car with summer tyres are usually damaged. Sometimes the driver and passengers are broken. There is still a chance to ruin someone else’s car. Pay for its repair.
:)) and also a portic air, when you press the brake you stumble, and the bumper of the cane is getting closer and closer :))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12491
 11.11.2008
xxx is spoken?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XX: Do you have a brass?
Yyy: No of course) and what?))
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY : Why?
XXX: The printer is covered! and ROFL

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12490
 11.11.2008
Fuck you guys.
I would ask you before you give birth to a woman.
To respect yourself, so that friends do not laugh and friends envy you need:
1. fearlessly rushing to meet the most crazy ideas, from plotting the dredd to climbing a tree without branches drunk behind the tarzanka - type I am interesting
To be able to put (and configure!!!!) the wheel, the network, the first-needed wheels - type not stupid blonde
Constantly, without stopping to clean something, wipe and clean, cook a tueva chew, if possible, deliciously and every day - the type of "good hostess".
Don’t eat this tueva hutcha, paint it every day, put one hair and remove the other (and, fucking, don’t confuse it!) Type of model.
Be always in a good mood, forgive Him his male weaknesses, friends - their female, do not burden both of them with their problems - like a positive man.
Phat a horse unregulatedly without the right to "I can't do this" for a modest salary - like I do a career
Doing little pleasures to Him, like getting up first and cooking breakfast – like “I love him.”
And all the time that I’m ripping my ass on the above numbered points he... well what to say... you all know what you do in your free time...
The Nuvon... It will be time to reproduce – I will only give birth to a boy.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12489
 11.11.2008
From January 1, exchangers disappear.
What at all?? to
Order of the NBU.
Oh you fucking! You immediately say that currency exchangers, or I thought file exchangers!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12488
 11.11.2008
From the Reviews:
"Especially, the story of the Ukrainian actress, which in already 3 films in a row nobody gives: neither hitman, nor max payne, nor bond..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12487
 11.11.2008
21 years I lived and did not suspect that I was a hopper, and today I walked in the booth and little of what I liked there, so there is still and everyone like me...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12486
 11.11.2008
xxx: I have a propeller in the compass somewhat weirdly begun to swallow
YYY: Feed him with the strawberries.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12485
 11.11.2008
To the citations:

Here you say, girls have relationships with the rich, beautiful, smart, and they are conducted on buses and buses. Guys, in my 20s, I have been travelling for 6 years, dancing, keeping my body in the Spartan order, I am a student of the jurfak of oil and gas, a project manager in insurance, I have been engaged in theater for 9 years, in the prospect of buying a really expensive car. The fact that my parents didn’t help me, I don’t think it’s worth talking. I don’t have a permanent relationship because we have fun, and then they go from me to those who don’t have half of what I have material, but have a thousand times more important love. They don’t look for what ‘girls’ are doing, they just love and care about them. As a result, they get at the exit of the closest and most faithful person.
Take care of love, friends. Everything else will apply."

+ picnics
I am 22 years old) I live alone, my business, my parents did not help either. I drive a car worth 62,000. North American rubles, there is a motto. I do not deny myself anything.
And now it’s been about three years (since I left the job), stupid one. All relationships are very one-time. Of my ex married so much that ppc) And most often on managers, who just have time to make the girl happy. The problem is that everyone needs money. Those who are really looking for them are just prostitutes.

Appreciate the relationship. They are more important. The financial crisis will not destroy them.

I would marry you, guys.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12484
 11.11.2008
My work is a lot...
Stay with me mindfully!
I: I think of you.
I: I take off your mental clothes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12483
 11.11.2008
Drying (13:25:24 7/11/2008)
Do you know the exhibition coordinator? Trufakin Yevgeny Alexandrovich I am fucking afraid of him.

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