Does not contain humor.
and...
Yesterday I was with my girlfriend at her friend's pioneering. I was about to leave at about 10 o’clock in the evening by the subway, and here under the window I saw for the first time in my eyes how the thieves pissed a person and picked up all sorts of hard-earned valuables. Two wicked men of one guy were whispering, he spotted all over the courtyard. We cried out from the window that they were fucking upset and that they were fucking, so they just pulled him out of the transformator bucket so we couldn’t see. Running one against two is not the smartest decision. Despite the protests of the girlfriend we were at home, I caused mentholes. Good guys, they arrived quickly. Indeed, I did not understand the final at all... there was no one there on the march and judging by the conversation of ments with someone from the windows, who saw this guy in the car that was loaded and taken away. I may have heard it, because it is nonsense. But the essence of the story is that I called 112 and then I was called back out of the mouth to clarify where exactly what was going on. And once they called me, it turns out that I was the only one who caused the menta from all the crazy apartment building. So come into the mess tonight. No one has even moved to help, not to run out, but even to call out... the people, your mother, are enough to be so indifferent! It can happen to anyone!

An empty glass of weight is always on the height.

Not so long ago, Effendi supervised a grandfather on duty. Bite there.
It was offended, but what else is not important. Extremely old age
The patient is reliably attached to the bed.
The postoperative period. This is a matter of what, cappellines-shampouses,
Antibiotics and bandages in the hospital will do - no question. This is normal.
To take care of and activate a lying old man, one separated.
The nurse does not have time. And the doctor can’t, so there’s no time. here
either relatives need loving and attentive or nurses. at least
and attentive. Generally speaking, the grandfather lies in the room of Effendi, quietly praying. The day
Two are lying, three are lying. Effendi tells him so, and Edak explains that
I would have to call the kids... Grandpa to the vacation room – the kids are all busy, they have their own.
The affairs. You are here and do it with me. Honestly my grandfather.
Osman Budulaich thought, pretended, and resorted to the old method.
He comes to his grandfather in the morning and says:
- Listen, daddy, I think here... I am a Bejenez, I have 8 dais and 2 dais.
We are living united. You are such an idyllic savior.
and jumping. I will now call Sobees, he will design your apartment. and my
Buddha is taking care of you! If you die, we will be Muslims.
Traditionally buried!
... it is worth saying that in two hours a crowd of relatives, extremely
Worried about his grandmother’s health, he broke into the department. Zava
It took a lot of effort to get half of them out. The second half is hardly
The grandfather did not threaten, beginning at the same time to massage him, to feed him,
Washing and washing. The patient quickly recovered.
And Fendi knows laughing at her beard:
The billions! The Quarter Question is the Dwight Dwight of Meditsynsky Progress!

One boy, the only son of a wealthy, painful father, became
Planning for the future (when the father dies)
He decided that it was time for him to get married - the farm would be big. by
At a meeting of shareholders, he stumbled away from a beautiful girl and stumbled onto her.
“Lady, I may seem like an ordinary man, but I’m a future man.
65 million inheritors “$” The girl was interested and took his card.
Three days later, she became his maid.
Women are better at financial planning than men.

Translated by Len

I watched the bulb here, after the movie in the toilet listened to a fantastic monologue. Imagine a "clear guy" with a characteristic "accent" saying to the phone:
- Fuck, jerk, next to me were sitting two dwarfs, who, of course, did not even read Gogol - eblans underdeveloped...
I almost died. Even we are counted!

Life is shit, weather is shit.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - and standing for the second day, finally tortured.
yyy - bone, can help you - lower the pressure )))
xxx - What, Len, you can help me, you are like an economist, not a sanitary engineer.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

If you are after the words: "Tree Macintosh"—convulsively trying to imagine in your unhealthy head a tree system — this is a diagnosis.

in the MMORPG chat
Hghggggg: Zorg, are you gay?
Zorg Auto Respondent: hghgggg soon!

From Mazda 3 Forum

Why don’t you make joysticks to drive a car?
He got to the parking lot, went out, got the controller (type Playstation3), parked the car and went. No need for parking, looking back.
Or for the night left the car near the house, at night it rained, in the morning the fucking approaches it. And so he pulled out of the loose from the pulp and the nibble.
It can be used as an anti-course: it was not possible to climb between trees.
And why do not the bumper rubber?

yyy: A good idea, before the hijackers just scanned the signal, sat down and stole. And so they will be out of the house, sitting on the couch stealing.
And if the machine is completely made of rubber, it will be possible to knock on each other like in a bitter park and fly away with laughter.

When will you tell me these three promised words?! to
He said, “I love you!
She (in an astonished tone): I actually meant "I brought a report", but okay
......
We hold your fists for you! and luck. XD is

The greatkappa:
I was on a train yesterday and I came up with such a genius idea.

by Saben:
M is?

The greatkappa:
Employment of hoppers as conductors. As long as they ride in trams, the courtyards are safe. Again, a whole cell of society will be employed. They will be able to do their favorite business - they will sell tickets as they used to sell bricks, and they will also pay money for it. The youth will not click on the seeds, so that they will not be prompted with the question "Is there a seed?" and the alcoholics will not drink beer, afraid of the words "You are drinking beer?" There will be an additional seat in the tram. The hopner does not need a conductor seat - he is right in the car on the corks.

by Saben:
YYYYYYY

The greatkappa:
) )

by Saben:
You are a fucking brain.

The most difficult moment in the life of every child is when the vitamin from sweet turns into sour, and you want to spit it out, but you can not, because you know that then it will be sweet again.

My grandfather was a war veteran. I often play chess with him... if I lose - I have to sit at the computer, turn on CALL Of Duty 2 at the easiest level and go through the Moscow and Stalingrad campaigns, and my grandfather sits next to me, commands, and enjoys))))) half a day sitting and watching sometimes)) also gives money if he loses in chess)))

Admins raising the Home 2 server, you have moved to the dark side of the Force!

In the closet of a club:
For the loss of a number, the hand is cut off!

Irvine: What are you doing?

Heavy Metal Hamster: Lifting the Woody dolls.

Irish: What and why?

Heavy Metal Hamster: You'll ask stupid questions soon you'll find out.

<xxxx> 119. What is the scientific name of a lie detector?
<xxxx> Here’s one tip for you:
<yyyy> half a liter

taken in fire.
... (23:06:29 4/04/2009)
Oh even more! I found here "businessmen" - shrimp shrimp in Smolensk - "macrobrachium" - in Latin "bolsheruki" - i.e. With the right clothes. They are broken and sold as herbivorous shades in the fact that after the first line (i.e. the first line). The moons grow and the pepper grows. These creatures first fat the ribs then the plants, then kill ALL, etc. silicone from water seams - as a result of 200l of water on the floor. Damn the dish!

Srjones (23:06:58 4/04/2009)
Nihon to myself

... (23:12:13 4/04/2009)
In the camarad, such a fool grew to 35 cm of a monster. They killed and ate them all. as a result, in 100l at the bottom of the stone - in the middle of a pot with a hole, from the hole the whale drills all in the spines and teeth. This thing unfolds with difficulty - tk exactly in the width of the pot. The tube from the air sprayer is taken into the steel pipe. He fed her from an aluminum wire ring, you know - in such a thick white insulation - so she once ate the insulation overnight! And he asks in the forum: " what will happen? I don’t care about isolation, in principle. Type of cable, I have a dojo. But will the shrimp have constipation by chance?"...
...he has not written on the forum for a long time... worried even...

... (23:14:10 4/04/2009)
Well, yes, if you consider that the price of shakes has crossed all the boundaries of humanism, then - you understand yourself, when a small, funny curvature has eaten, foolish, discussion for 300 euros - untransmitted feelings!!! to

[pin]: I remember how I met a man, I had to have a flash, everybody pass)
I am here...Hello. I want to get the flash, I want to get it out of my pocket. Ordinary gap from the keyboard. "oh, not that..." Cleaning the key.
man broke up everything, and over me a week of rust, such as "bexpace is not found?" "lu, enter is not left?" and so on.)

Pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28:

Pioner28: em... this is the seed I got from the keyboard

Was it hard to turn around? :D

Pioner28: I just wanted to get one :)))