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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15653
 06.04.2009
Police of Bash. It became clear the meaning of the phrase: Fuck all day.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15652
 06.04.2009
A pleasant surprise is...
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dressing up in the evening, finding the capron socks she couldn’t find in the morning, in the jeans trousers she wore all day =)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №15651
 06.04.2009
I refer to the authors of the advertisement, the copy-paste of which I bring below.

— — —
The most fun games on the web are just for you!
Women, Men and Children
Not a boy.
You will not regret it!
— — —

I am a disrespectful advertiser. Let you know that for any person more or less familiar with the media on the Internet (blogs, forums, etc.).Caps can mean only two things: either it is a scream, or the writer is an idiot. In your case, this is obviously true, because judging by the Churban accent in the word “pasmatra”, you are non-Russian scotchers, by some coincidence caught up in the advertising business from the bazar, where you wept in bad Russian: “ai, daraga, padhad, pasmatra, what a haroshy orange, savsam ne hnyloy, tabe as a brother of all, liz vtradaraga atdam!”

I will reveal a secret to you. When you see your announcement, even an avid lover of fun T-shirts not only will not have the desire to click on it, but will also lose the desire to buy such at all because of the fear that the result of the purchase will be making money by people like you.

Therefore, I suggest you to remove your pocket from the tower, and you to roll it back to the markets. Better to go home, or there you missed the animals.

without respect,
Permanent reader of Bach.

p.s People who agree - coppastim post in the abyss! There is no censorship!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №15650
 06.04.2009
Comments on the blog post with the topic "Chocolate Coffee":

Master_Bookweed: what, foolish, "I cook chocolate!" I, foolish, look for a report on Kufaev, you understand, foolish, about Kufaev!!! A man, a fool, had lived like this before!! And to me, fucking, Yandex on request "Kufayev", links only to your scratched "Chocolate cupcake" issues! Idiots, learn to write literally!!! I hate you all!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15649
 06.04.2009
Kolo: Where did you meet?
XXX is 9th grade. I walked through the corridor at school, and here I was caaaaked with a tennis rocket on the scarf!
XXX: It is over.
The stars are like in comics.
XXX and I fell in love.
She was the most beautiful in school.
The most frozen.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15648
 06.04.2009
I saw the idiots, of course, but THIS... They came home to him, everything was right: they drank, they kissed, they went to bed... He began to dress me. It depends on my clothes. 5 minutes looked at the cowards and said that Mickey Mouse has too big ears and Donald’s mother is not that!!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15647
 06.04.2009
Poster in the toilet:

“When you go, look around, is your conscience clean?”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15646
 06.04.2009
Did you get it right?

I got it!

What do you think is more likely to be picked out for: for full or for drunk?

for a full drink.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15645
 06.04.2009
If the team of the opponents fights, we are playing right.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15644
 06.04.2009
http://tomsoer.livejournal.com/395487.html

He sat in the subway at the end, stuck in the corner and stumbled. Through some
At some point, I feel someone knocking on my knee. I open my eyes ahead.
I am a aunt and her daughter on the journey, a girl aged 18, but with such a
A lot of a month, somewhere 7-8 months. My aunt kicks me on my daughter’s butt.
I was caught up and I first repented:
It’s not me, honestly.
The girl turned red and broke deep into the car, the aunt behind her. In general,
Uncomfortable somehow.

by Andrew (c)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №15643
 06.04.2009
Tolerance is when your ass is red from anger and your head is smiling.
and Kiev.
www.hultura.ru

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15642
 06.04.2009
>> Advice horror story about a monster from the sea depths
> Sponge Bob

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15641
 06.04.2009
Our sitadmin is bald and shaved.
Maybe he is a probator?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15640
 06.04.2009
xxh:leave it!today I went to draw,the neighborhood old house beautiful, little that the bomji tried to order a portrait of the dog,so still the gopnik after half an hour of tapping on how I painted left me as he expressed himself in the "gift" floor bag of samok with the words"you are a good artist"
This is a popular recognition ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15639
 06.04.2009
Attention, a couple of copniks are urgently needed in the tenth wagon of the electric Peter-Budogost: three babies are listening to music from a laptop.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15638
 05.04.2009
I was with a friend in the guests...I go in, and he rattles the cats *literally*;Scuco!You can't fuck in the bedroom!I'm here the main!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15637
 05.04.2009
The son wrote a SMS: I got 5 in Russian!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15636
 05.04.2009
KCKK
Of course, all have been quoted about "I have one" and "I am one such", and yet.. I have one girl when watching the series and there some kisses his hands as a fan and shouts "take her!"? Is this normal behavior?

What did you bring the girl to?
Fuck her!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15635
 05.04.2009
Admin and Users.
You’ve broken up with your arguments, Cheslaw.

It is simple.
A computer is a tool, so people who work with it must have basic computer literacy.
But a good specialist does not always know the computer properly.
A good specialist is more beneficial to an organization than the average, but with computer literacy.
Knowledge of the computer increases the efficiency of the specialist.
Running through the corridors and connecting the mice decreases the effectiveness of admin.

Conclusion is elementary. Admin writes a letter in the name of the chief, in which he asks for compulsory courses of basic computer literacy for the following persons: bla bla bla. In order to increase the effectiveness of the work of the collective (just here need more details. The time needed to get the result of the work is reduced, again bla-bla-bla).

The result will be great. Those who really did not know because of the education - will learn and stop drawing admin. And about those who will be lazy and dumb even after the courses, you can write another service. In which there will be a list of lessons not learned (paid by the company, most likely). They will be sent to courses again. At their own expense. Because the boss will be offended for the wasted money. After that everyone will be well.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15634
 05.04.2009
Lulu
And when I get bored, I paint blue whales with green pencil guaches...and you?

Chaplin
And I do not smoke.

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