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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №83305
 25.06.2013
3) On the old compass burned in battle - the power unit almost burned once.

In it, the fan stopped on the move, and he began to smell and smoke from the heat.

And I just played in tanks, in clan battles.

I scream by voice:
Commander I am burning!! to
Press the fire extinguisher.
I’m burning in real!! Smoke from the system, I can turn off at any time!
100 on the right flank. The 50B is burning.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №83304
 25.06.2013
Mathematicians think God is in equations, neuroscientists are sure God is in the brain, and programmers are sure God is one of them.c) Morgan Freeman

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83303
 25.06.2013
If your child is gay, you have one option. Either accept it, or go out the window.
________

I want to ban people who don’t know how to count to two.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83302
 25.06.2013
xxx: I have friends, coming to visit to whom, the phrase "sit down, feed you now" you perceive as a threat...

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83301
 24.06.2013
The road in Volgograd.
News in VK "The third longitudinal will be completed in three years."
Comment: "The third longitudinal will be built already with ready holes..."

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83300
 24.06.2013
Capital repair of the motorway M-8 "Holmogory" Moscow - Yaroslavl - Vologda - Arkhangelsk on the plot from 469 to 474 in the Vologda region

The initial price of the contract is 555 352 710 r.
A total of 1 km of road stands - 111 070 542 r.

Waiting for applause.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83299
 24.06.2013
Women are like that – when she meets you for the first time, she already knows where you’re going to play the wedding. You don’t even know where, to her or to you.

by Denisslavin

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83298
 24.06.2013
They eat at our expense, buy expensive cars, houses (for which a simple engineer will not earn a lifetime) constantly travel to rest abroad, etc. We are violating their copyrights!!! Echo@li

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №83297
 24.06.2013
The double feeling is when your car’s cap is nailed.
You are the best in sex!"

YYYYYYYYYYY Your car finally appreciated how you eat it with it!!!))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №83296
 24.06.2013
I love my man.
He approaches me and says playfully:
Girl, can I meet you?
I was angry with him:
Man, how you are not ashamed! I am almost a married woman.
and yes? I can’t see the ring on your finger.
I thought. He left, saying nothing. I am confused.
I got back in half an hour.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83295
 24.06.2013
On the job of the buch manager:
Why did you stop drinking water in the morning?
So I stopped drinking...
I looked at my litre bottle of minerals... ALL looked at my litre bottle of minerals...

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83294
 24.06.2013
This is where the shit had to go so that the road indicator showed both Moscow and Khabarovsk in one direction.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83293
 24.06.2013
Details of the intimate life of the crocodile Gena and Cheburashka in an interview with Master Yoda "Who were my parents".

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83292
 24.06.2013
I was engaged in computers from 8 years old, at 14 studied TR and C, at 16 wrote websites, at 23 arranged to work as a programmer, wrote software for the oil company - programmed PLCs (AVV, Siemens, Schneider Electric), did visualizations, combined various systems through OPS-server. I am 27 years old and work as a design engineer. And today I just accidentally found out what the Scroll Lock button is used for)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83291
 24.06.2013
We went to the Moscow metro from the festival, a little drunk. One of us is looking closely at the metro scheme. He looks and publishes:
I wonder why the Color Boulevard is on the grey branch?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83290
 24.06.2013
The building of the administration of any city can be recognized by the trees outside.
YYY: And by the dumbabams inside

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83289
 24.06.2013
Avs_Silvester
It is fun enough, being an experimental rock musician and a stubborn mushroom, to hang on Facebook photos of collected mushrooms (olives, whites, podsinovics and others). Domestic friends praise for the harvest collected, and foreign musical comrades, unfamiliar with the concept of mushroom hunting, put flashing smiley and praise for the high-quality psychedelicity of subsequent compositions.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83288
 24.06.2013
Talk about BDSM

Snark: Mom came and asked:
Where are the blue on the blade?
The dog bites.
The scars on the back?
The cat scratched.
You need to go to the veterinarian...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83287
 24.06.2013
From the forum, a survey on the topic "Do you have a conscience?".
Fatality: Answered 'no', now the conscience is tormenting, and to correct no.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №83286
 24.06.2013
Review of Nokia Asha Grey
xxx: this phone just has to be three-six...

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