Phoenix: Prff... how are you? Where did he go for two weeks?
Gray-Sergey : was tormented
Phoenix: Oh... with whom did you suffer?
GRey-Sergei: with a military commando
Is it all normal? Do you go to the army?
Grey-Sergey: I am not going
The Phoenix:
Yippidy yi yippity yay
GRey-Sergey: Now we need to inform the military committee...

1: In the United States, the struggle is gaining momentum for the exclusion from the geographical names of the word "squaw" (squaw), which representatives of the Indian population consider insulting, reports the newspaper USA Today. The Council has changed the name of the popular among tourists Mount Squaw Peak in Arizona. It is now called Piestewa Peak.

I have some gaps in education. I’ve always thought that squo is in the "Indian population" just a woman and there’s nothing offensive about it.

2: well and the pilot in principle head cover)

She> understands the problem is that you’re stuck in sex
She> shouldn’t talk about it 24 hours a day
She> and the question "how would you like to spend the evening?" do not answer "first from above, then from below, and then from behind";
she> and on the question "where would you like to walk?" - "anyway, only to have more sex"
It> let’s try again. How do you want to spend the evening?
he> e... now I don’t even know what to answer... I don’t want to cheat
She> let’s try to answer carefully.
He> is with you!
It> is very good. What would you like to do with me tonight?
He> just to be with you!
She> bravo, Dmitry!!! Your answer is accepted!
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...

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I live in a communal and this day I will go to a friend in the room. I observe the following picture: she is just in shock lying on the second floor of a double bed, and my friend (the programmer) is lying on the first and leaves the booklet. To the question "What happened?" no one answers for a long time, but then he still learns that the girl offered to dance a striptease for him, which he replied: "And what will it be for me?"... I was a pattal)

So is your mother! They knit!
Give back the names of those who broke!
Remove the idiots?? to
admin for you.
Padders are plushing!

Book in the Inner:
Frunze A.V. "Microcontroller is simple" three volumes.

The case was PPS.
I go to work and repair on the road.
Well, our driver so carefully runs around this whole matter.
The bottom line is: The workers have a barrel in which they melt bitumen.
black such a whole, encapsulated))) so on this box was written "GOTIC QUAS"))) The shit was lying...

Stop reading the basics!! Go to study!! This is not a reason to sit at home!!!! to

To register Light alloy you need to guess the mystery. And here’s what gave out: A white-haired girl behind a compost, her head is filled with shit.

a day in Spartacus with a comrade drunk a lot and arranged a game the meaning was such "to come and buy 2 bottles of karlsberg", half theatre orals), it turned out like "to give 2 kalsberg, fuck, karsberg, let's get two seven";;;

XXX is
"Texas tried to pay off a $360 billion check"

YY
That was Chuck Norris, the Texas Ranger.

brother, 13 years old, he plays in the WV.Yesterday about 12 hours he sits playing, his ancestors worshiped him off.I read his correspondence in paths:
Fuck you guys, I am afk!and ((
Chi is so?
-Da mlin..I am here the ancestors sacril, the mother has already summoned the father from the hall, rides on the mine are gathered.
This child is already lost to the real world, right?

All the prostitutes of the world will not replace my assembler!! to

Today with my brother at the country played in the RPG "Dacha"
Should have been on duty.
Give up 3% of experience
Gather 5% of experience
1 caps - 0.1% of experience
For 10 years, he performed all his duties.
But the most pleasant thing was that I took my mother’s shoulder.
And let's dig and dig dreams to get to 2 lvl
I stayed in the country resting, I roared because he was doing all the work.

Why don’t I have a girlfriend? Because the invitation to drink tea they accept as an invitation to fight!

I went to the house today to help my parents. I broke the scarf (1 piece) and grabbed (1 piece)... I think it’s time for me to stop getting caught up with the stick))))

XXX: only my express courses fucking
Study the syphilis in 21 days
Study Yoga in 18 Hours
xxx: Parenting a child in 18 hours
He will grow up in four days, marry and die.
XXX: You will not even notice it.
It is comfortable, hole.

I like the scammers, Lursamu: yesterday they called my father home and said that I am mentored for a fight, they need grandmothers, it would be nothing but I am like a year and a half in the army.

Logic is a murder!!! to
I want three identical pink iPods.
Why are three the same???? to
She: well that on one there was calm music, on the second an easy alternative, and on the third a hard-core!!!!! to
I: Can’t you put it off one?? to
So that everything gets confused??? Nothing, thank you!! to
Take a look at different paparazzi!!! to
She: mmm... and this is a thought... although my idea is more rational!!!! to
I: No comments