Everyone who ate cucumbers in 1812 died.
Not all...
Zzzz: It’s all, I’ve counted.

<s> is in progress.
<kosc> Could you tell me how they are searching for robbers working for the width?
<rvncerr> They are making a job. A ton of summary. They choose 3-7 pieces and are invited to an interview. Among them, they chose the one who ate the least biscuits in the conversation.
<kosc> Acknowledgement of the plan.

Shhas opened the door from the outside - he noticed a fat spot above his eye, someone applied his forehead and apparently tried to see how I lived there - it was not worth it, the shopizdets were bored.

Today I was stuck in a small elevator with two very fat men. I didn’t want to go with them at all, but I was literally pushed into the cabin by these rushers.I’m small, scary and uncomfortable, one generally crumbling, dropped the keys and squeezed, because there is no space to bend and get them.

Called the dispatcher. We wait. We wait. Wait... Fuck... what a shit! Desperately smells after, cruel male perfume and garbage from a bag of dumb man. I get sick... The first fat man from a huge bag of food got a bottle of water: “Well, drink... don’t be upset, don’t be afraid. The stumbling stumbled on his suitcase with garbage - "and here and on the fourth stumbling che..."

...I hear, a child that there is strength for something heavy collochmatite on the balconies. I explode with the thought "how many neighbors have already slept on their balconies?And I immediately sit down with devil’s satisfaction. It is my grandmother!
by : : :
When I was a kid, I was sent to my grandmother all summer. But I managed to do terrorist attacks even in my absence.One summer I poured a piece of 10 cappuccino before leaving, put them under the bed and left, they broke and flew to the neighbors on their new whitened ceiling.A day before leaving gave the cat a piece of raw chicken (she did not eat it and hid it in a common warehouse), a few days later in the house smelled and flew a cloud of flies.And on the day of leaving in the morning I needed to pour molds with gips, the remains were transported to the toilet...
Sooner than my parents did not leave the feeling of my presence almost all summer and as they later said, they did not miss me at all.

Before, if the series became boring, I just stopped watching it. Well-known people explained that this is categorically not possible. It turned out, you need to continue to watch each series, and then say in the forums that the series had to be closed three years ago.

An old comrade came to me a day ago - they studied together in the institute (he is a dentist, I am a gynecologist), brought his girlfriend. It hurts, look at it. I looked, healed, and prescribed therapy. As he leaves, he sweeps money into my pocket with the words: “Work must be paid. “Don’t take it, I’ll be offended.” Okay well. I looked at something. I’ll buy some superhero kids there!! The clock as promised.

I come home at 8 p.m. The wife says that her son (6 years old) has an ear pain. Well he has an actor of small and large theaters, so I did not immediately believe (there were precedents). At 12 o’clock, he believed – oreth, holds his ear. We get into the car and go to the hospital. An old doctor came out to us (we obviously woke him up). I looked at my son, Otis. He prescribed treatment. I put something in his pocket with the words: “I am a doctor. Work must be paid. Do not take it, I will be offended.”

I went to the pharmacy. They bought medicines. Half an hour later, my ear passed and I fell asleep.

The next day I call a friend of the dentist to ask if he knows such a doctor-laurel (name paternity). How good is a specialist? The ear to the teeth is closer than the ear to the teeth. He says that of course he knows. A few days ago, this doctor treated his tooth, our man who understands. I thanked. For the blatant seal, he put a piece with the words: “I understand everyone, we are colleagues, and so on. But I insist that work must be paid. Do not take it, I will be offended.”

...
Someone fucking doesn't clean (dirt under the toilet is it, it's native), someone ticks the tapes in the laundry along with the clothes.

Don’t talk about it right away.)
A circular slide of the toilet + (hard water + rugged water) = dirt under the bottom.
It is formed permanently, to remove...

You have noticed how much you are offended by the people who fell into the pit they dug.

for you?

<zhivaz>: Stop smoking! Stop smoking and chew up, shit! Remove the excise tax! Live up to 99 years and destroy the PFR! Gif Gif

Toughened Ipr.

HZ, I’m sitting until the last time, at least in the plane, at least in Sappana. One day, even asleep, the cute stewardesses did not want to wake up until the last. The most fat, when the bus goes to the station on the field - everyone, jumping across each other, get stuck in it, and then wait for me to get out))

SergKz: And for the film "The Battle of Waterloo" was spent even ten times more in terms of inflation than for the battle itself. and?
You can still remember the Hollywood film budgets and the NASA budget.

Kotohod: Well sometimes it’s a matter of reimbursement if anything.

SergKz: The battle paid off KMK.

No one is watching you.
Your life is boring.
There will be no reward for your head.
You do not interfere with the system.
Your ideas will not be stolen, no one needs them.
Your freedom is not compromised, you just do not use it.

The car that crashed the pillar.
The columns appeared suddenly.
“Don’t say... the infections grow like weeds after the rain.
Crossing the road, fucks, in the wrong places
Even under the wheels are wild creatures.
Alcoholic Drinkers – 8

Something worried about Johnny Depp. I’t have to read his necrolog this year. :)

BBB: His wife is a bitch

Ccc: For Amber fans, it’s the opposite. Johnny is an old goat.

DDD: Together they are the perfect couple.

Today I received an SMS from the bank about the late payment of the loan.
I answered "There is no money! But you stay there!"

Lord Kelvin: But I wonder, can a light sword be considered a light bulb?

How legitimate is this and will I still be fooled?

The Soviet synthesizer was used for the recording of the soundtrack DOOM.

In Soviet Russia, Doom is playing you.

The more the state cares about us, the more the people are concerned.