AlonZo: O.o
AlonZo: A harsh drunk man's voice on the street "I love the hubbu-bubbu!"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Mosquitoes spotted their legs below their ankle.
It’s just a catch like it burns.
I put my feet in the freezer.
It was better than sex!
:D

Harder than a carpet that hangs on the wall can only be a carpet printed on paper and glued to the wall with a scotch.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
So, here is his donkey for the most expensive (for him) and bitten him.

WOW :
Increasing a penis by 10 cm in 2 minutes is a reality

Uncle came, well dressed, so for myself, the appearance too, the webcam chose, well I sold him the most crazy, for 2.8k rubles, he: oh, and I have a goods check mon?
I : to the organization? monnaie, in principle )
He: Yes, from the company of money ))
Do they not take you there?
He is E? And what suddenly?
for such a camera.
He: No, I am not the director.

I saw a blonde...
Severe Rostov glamour - barefoot boots on the knee, a sweater with a daddy's tie, silicone breasts, silicone lips...and two kids next to each other, very small.
Are they silicone too?

This is the happiness!! It’s not breakfast in bed, but dinner in the bedroom!!!))

I am told by the pregnant wife of my brother.
The Light: Hi
Hello to the light.
Light: It’s not me.
I: I am not you.
This is your unborn nephew Nikita :)
I: Nikita, tell my mom to pull the keyboard out of #$@^%, it’s dangerous to health.

XXX is
Do you bump?
YYYY
No, I do not bite)
YYYY
I am always on the wheels.
XXX is
Gray, it sounds funny.
XXX is
"I am not whipping, I am on wheels".

XXX is
By the way, what tyres do you use?
YYYY
In the winter, o. o. what? O_O
XXX is
poor girls xDDD

The princesses don’t? It is! Rye from the early morning: some blonde chicken on the way to work, giving me a contemptible look (the right old jeans are not sexy), defiled into a blue hole, calling with a hip in very short shorts and with a footprint from the toilet circle on the beds. I know the shorts are cute, but why do they burn?! to
Yoshin

Sometimes you get to the point of telling the truth.

It is good to remember the cold in the heat.
It was in early March. It freezes at night and melts during the day. In the morning, until the light has reached the gates, I go to the stop. In front of me (due to the folds on the side and the bending thighs not to be bypassed) is a blonde on high heels. It falls.
I run and put on my feet. It turns.
I am not ashamed, I am married. and goes on. to do
No matter what, I follow her, she sometimes crashes to my side. And cuddly, again
This time it crashes into the swamp. I can’t stand it, I run again.
- Man, don't dare to catch me, it has already been put. I am now
I call my husband.
We arrived at the stop, the bus just left, no one; I sat on the bench, she moved as far away from me as possible, to the bottom and - boo! The third time. and lie. I sit and see what happens next.
The virgin could not withstand.
What are you standing, help me. My cell phone is broken.

A new discovery has been made by American scientists: it turns out, iPhone 4 reduces the chlorine content in American chicken to the sanitary standards of Russia.

Nik: Earthwater prevents the access of oxygen to the body?? to
Ismin: the frog is breathing))

In one of the forums:
xxx:Help find the number - 666 - 86. The front number was broken out along with the subnumeric frame! Probably near the Lenta store, or in the MŽK.
YYY: No, in the MJK could not - there are spires living, i.e. " theirs" (judging by number) The Jews broke up, stalled.
zzz: yyy, precision.. next to the tape it was....I saw it myself... with screams "go out to the bottom!!Two men in white clothes and with swords were crushed, the third drizzled the car with holy water, it whispered with a signal and crumbled in terrible torments... and they came up on a white Inquisitor cruise with the numbers of R 777 AJ 77 and a blink of white color under the ringing of the bells... but as a witness if I don’t go, I am sins of little...

Did you play TimeShift?
I have a 1.4Hz processor.
Five: What is it for you?
Deat: I have any game "TimeShift"-)

We work in the universe reception committee. On the table is a pronounced sign "Department of Translation and Translation". Yesterday came a girl with whom my colleague had the following dialogue:
Virgin: Department of Translation and Translation?
The colleague: Yes.
I studied four courses in Krasnodar.
Can I go to the fifth?
The colleague asks her to leave her coordinates and information about the institution.
I studied at the Institute of Management.
We have a translation and translation department!
Yes, I want to translate... You have a translation department.

Ha ha ha ha. And we also have the Departments of Discounting and Discounting Science, as well as Restoring and Restoring Science, Discounting and Discounting Science...
Very narrow, but necessary skills. The only university in the country that trains such specialists!!and :)

designchief: but when our designer downloads me on the aske "Jopizdan", it is he wants to say that everything is ready

designchief: job is done

Poliklinics are running. Yesterday I came there, asked the phone of an infectiologist, I was given, they said that tomorrow morning it works. Today I call this phone - it's surgery... I call the reference - it's not reference. I asked about the phone of an infectiologist - they said that there is no infectiologist in the clinic at all.
BELKA: called the Center of State Sanitary and Epidemiological Supervision of UAAO - this is a travel agency)