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[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83225
 23.06.2013
Stages of adulthood:

I’m afraid of movies with Freddie Krueger.
He laughs at the movies with Freddie Krueger.
3) Nostalgia when watching movies with Freddie Krueger
Solidarity with Freddy Krueger

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №83224
 23.06.2013
The most cynical thing I’ve seen is toilet paper with a perforation in the form of the word dream.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83223
 23.06.2013
And again in the broadcast of fresh news:

Under Vologda, a Russian man stole a bridge.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83222
 23.06.2013
Lost: By the way, I did not expect something like this from Manson.
Lost: in general, ballads in rock are a separate topic.
Lost: even in all the metal there "Satan fucking your Gabriel’s swab" is still a burning ballad)
Lost: although in the text he may still fuck the same Gavril
Lost: but will do it romantically

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83221
 23.06.2013
It is estimated that by 2020, virtually all of the world’s population will have access to the Internet.
Now hungry African children will watch food on Instagram

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83220
 22.06.2013
XHH: What are you doing?
Tagged: rest
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nakh in Hebrew - to rest :)
Yes, I have already found
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Tag: go go go go go rest
Q: Do I need this? I need to rest.
I now understand that in Russia everyone wants to rest.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83219
 22.06.2013
The door of the doorway was blocked...I was almost dead of shame.
Shame on me, it’s five :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83218
 22.06.2013
The Juve:
My mother and aunt came. They fucking constantly cheat about the lustres. I remember when I was 5 years old, they were also about lights.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83217
 22.06.2013
What do you think of a grasshoppers? In a costume, with a motorcycle... The army represents it differently! Soldiers in their form and with... The horse!! Cutting the grass with a spade!! The USSR is just hardcore!!! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №83216
 22.06.2013
xxx: Few people know, but the program of deputy Mizulina is patriotic and is called "Russia should not suck!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83215
 22.06.2013
Destroyed from Habra

Stalkers
21 June 2013 at 18:15
Listen, and that’s a good idea – to close the Vkontakte. I’m not saying that the site is bad, no. Just there is an incredible number of people who at one point will have nothing to do. And schoolchildren now have holidays... And if school demonstrations are to be pushed by force, then you can accuse the rapists of harassment and pedophilia, nowadays this is fashionable.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83214
 22.06.2013
[21.06.13, 23:24:21] Anchutko: I wanted to give you a link to the route that the package has taken with our bicycle at the moment
[21.06.13, 23:24:41] Anchutko: but you understand, Friday evening, the site of the Russian post is no longer working

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83213
 22.06.2013
Quote from 2005:

"* gvy wrapped one and a half good plates of delicious mushroom soup
Lioka will eat sandwiches
* Nikon has been costly"...

Prehistoric people also had their own Instagram.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83212
 22.06.2013
Dialogue after defence:
XXX Congratulations to you! Do you have anything written in your diploma?
YYY: I do not know. But we laughed "I am an engineer"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83211
 22.06.2013
Are you surprised that the Second World War began a little before the Great Patriotic War?

I am not embarrassed, because the territory of Latvia and Riga joined together (since 1939). In the USSR, military operations began on June 22, 1941. Why not open the Pioneer House in Riga in February 1941?
And if honestly, maybe it's time to shame yourself and learn history? Or read Wikipedia. Well or news at least sometimes look, there was quite recently - a couple of years ago - a bunch of reports related to the political situation in the Baltics and the history of the matter. It is a shame not to know such things.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83210
 22.06.2013
The news:

Kyrgyzstan expels US air base.

The United States is concerned about the growth of the slave trade in Kyrgyzstan.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83209
 22.06.2013
Oh, it’s an untransmitted feeling... When, after a heavy mountain climb, you’re flying down to the sea on a bicycle! On the twisted streets, with the wind and great music in your ears! You come to the beach, you run through the waves into the water, and there...
The meduses! by %@## >

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83208
 22.06.2013
and Etalon:
At work, the driver sits in front of me every day, opens the Tula snack and eats it. I work for 2 years. And, what is unfortunate, he is not sick of these dough spiders yet, and I am already...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83207
 22.06.2013
If you believe the “Time” program, then Russia has only three problems: homosexuals, piracy and a common border with nuclear Israel.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83206
 22.06.2013
stumbled the truck, the mobile phone that stood on the charging from the smoker said that the charging device is off.. so my five-ton car has not yet humiliated :(

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