Swellhead: For example, the girl will say that I work hard every night, but I don’t like the taste of sperm very much. Half of the men are overwhelmed. Or what other topic in the fox, there about the anal, the girl says that very even nothing. Half of the men were overwhelmed.
And are there any phrases/responses from which you, girls, could also be over-excited?
Vadimfo: “I make $1,000,000 a month and I have a seven-storey house with a swimming pool.”
Kudeyar: Fuck, I was excited too

I am a prison for myself... there is no more reliable camera... it has long been in it... my soul’s story...
Is it a rapper?
This is Rosenbaumchik.

The 63-year-old local resident came to the office of the head of the district, where from the pistol "Makarov" made 5 targeted shots at the official. From the received injuries the victim died at the scene of the accident. The murder was motivated by systematic extortion.

Pensioners are an example for all Russians.

Speaking of a bus trip:

XXX: We stand at the stop, we're about to go, but the man runs
xxx: The conductor jumps up from the spot and runs to the door with a cry - "Close the door".
xxx: In the end, he stops the man with his hand right at the entrance to the bus, presses his hand and she screams to the driver - "they went"
xxx: on the question: "What did he do?" was received a stunning answer - "He did not pay for the trip last time".
Yyy: This is what Ban means!! XDD

I work as a lawyer. She sought in the Consultant practice in the case, stumbled on documents, where there is a children’s human rights public organization, Zmeenyish. This is how to love children.

xxx: It seems to me alone that in the last six months of the TP, minor dalbyobs, such as "trolls" and other incomprehensible, inadequate, wild "smart" swallows are producing on the Internet with some neo-cosmic geometric progression?
calm down, my dear friend, soon the end of the world, eternal peace, pink pony in the clouds, and universe silence.

In the morning I saw a naked girl smoking in the window, somewhat covered with a German flag.
German porn has never been so close.

I thought: what drivers of buses, trolley buses, etc. Going to work and from work?

Bro, you won’t believe – on another bus that will take everyone home. We somewhere in our youth at the hour of the night such Ikarus stopped for a half-hour to the neighboring area to leave. They ran around the cabin and gave the driver a couple of beers. Then he came home and asked him what he had to do.

P.S. You are an infection! I can’t think of anything else now!!! to

To my sister, one of my acquaintances (twin sisters - hell you distinguish them), one MCH made a proposal in the following way, tempted her to jump with a parachute in a double or how it is, shorter when two jump, and until the parachute opened he made her a proposal. from her words: - my "DAAAAAAAAAAAA" by me the whole country heard)

Wife: Did you see Porsche parking at our house?
I : Yes. Probably the neighbor bought, no one else.
Great job with the neighbor.
I: Porsche Cayenne first edition, not new. He seemed to have sold his old AMG and added some.
Wife: Ah, AMG doesn’t see anything anymore. And the neighbor’s wife’s car was somewhere done, and the Accord was new. I have not seen my neighbor’s wife for a long time. And her dog too.
I: Well, Cayenne is a expensive car.

XHH: Did you see in the demotivators in the innet that the standby now in the transport begins because of these clock changes?
WOW : well. And what?
XHH: Today with me the same story was, only with a continuation. I went in the tram in the morning, hanged on the armor and hanged for a short time. Then he began to feel something moving in his pants, realized that the standing started, but did not expect to get up very sharply and powerful. In general, all this ruthless affair directly in front of her face was observed by one offgenic girl who was sitting in front of me. Everyone thought, there would be screams, said sexual harassment, shorter shame on the whole tram. And no fig, the girl shrugged a little, turned to the window, then looked at my pants again, turned back again and shrugged even louder. I stood all red of shame, covered my shame with a bag and so I went all the way.

As a child, when computers recently began to appear in enterprises, I was tormented by one question: what is frequency? And one good uncle replied, it is the rotation frequency of the wheel that rotates the hammer inside the central block.

Naked facts are perceived as an insult to the blind faith.

A young couple comes to rest on the lake, a house on a trailer, a diesel generator, all the business. They wake up in the morning, go out on the street - everything is covered there, the hose rolls, and why the cover at the bio-toilet is turned off. And here to them comes: the locals heard the generator, decided to pour a little fuel at night... but missed...

Bicycling is a disaster for the economy. He doesn’t buy a car and doesn’t take a car loan. They don’t buy gasoline. It does not use the services of repair workshops and automakers. There is no fear of “civil responsibility.” They do not use paid parking. He does not suffer from obesity. And good health, fuck it! Healthy people are not needed for the economy. They do not buy medicines. They do not go to private doctors. It does not increase the GDP of the country.

I sit with my mother in the kitchen, I have a TV, my mother has a notebook.
I tell something to my mom, I notice that she is all in the note, enthusiastically considering something.
I: Do you listen to me?
Mother: No
Television and I (!) I listen to you!

The xxx:
In Volgograd, a man shot the head of the district administration, who demanded money from him, right in the office. He immediately surrendered to the police.
Did you do everything right?
YYYY :
One did not like that the bribe was extortioned, the other that they wept under the window, the third did not smoke. And so it is already the first place in the world for murders, 600% more than in the United States. When will you rejoice? When will you find an alternative to murder?
and ZZZ:
An alternative to the murder of the thieves of power who took control of the courts and the police?
Fuck, I don’t even know. Probably a good way is plastic lipstick. The launch of air snakes. Or maybe buy an aquarium with fish?
The xxx:
Go to court what is incomprehensible
and ZZZ:
If you don’t like us, complain to our courts.

My wife is looking at a new planner. Suitable for a maid.
What is it?
The same as a mobile phone... only big and you can’t call.

I went to the Russian Post. I saw the sale of shampoo. Everything continues as in the fog.

A second extra to world time will be added on June 30.
Comment: How to live now? All the fucking plans.