I was on the metro yesterday morning. Pick time, everything is right. On Tula, the machinist, who is apparently rushed from above, asks by loud communication: “Dear passengers, make the landing and landing faster, do not delay the departure of the train, do not prevent the closure of the doors!” And of course, when the doors were closed, someone managed to prevent them unintentionally. To which the machiner with a voice full of outrage and annoyance, almost tears, said: "Well, I was asking..."

I work in English. The language.
I had such a pressonage that I wrote in -about myself- when entering the university the following:
"My name is Gleb. I am a table. I live in the forest."

xxx: Linux console proved intuitive and simple
XXX: OO
Be careful, the beard and sweater will soon start to grow.

Choose the name of the child:

The Wife:
Stéphane
The Wife:
is beautiful?
I am :
No is
Wife
and clear. I remove you from the committee.

One gay couple - two free girls)))

XXX: What happened to the serpent? He is sad and does not want to talk.
Yyy: We fought :' (
xxxx... for what reason?
YYY: I had a tough day, I was very tired. At night he started to squeeze, I’m sweet to him, my head hurts...". He immediately- “OK, good night” and turned away. I was a little surprised, asking if I was offended. No, he says, tired today, I want to sleep... In the end, I found out that even if he doesn’t want sex – he still always sticks to me – typically as it is – the girl is unhappy. I don’t care if I’m a girl:'(
XXX is...
That is, when you don’t want sex you lie that you have a headache. And when he doesn’t want sex, he doesn’t show sight. Were you offended by that?
YYY: Yeah... I don’t like him at all.)
xxx: yeah, you remember the silk with me the first time we ate and we got into the debris. How you brought him home asleep, took a walk, and when he did not remember anything, I fooled him that I pulled him to you and dropped him and forbade me to tell. I called you the most adequate of the present-day representatives of the fair sex.
YYYY: Well
You just proved that all the girls are idiots.

Always hope for the best! Even if the maid is already in the hallway...

My friend decided to buy a used car.
He found a suitable ad, went to the address, asked the hostess.
to pass. Sitting in the car, the hostess is next to me. Hearing a stranger.
The noise.
What is it? He asks.
“Yes, it’s nonsense,” replied the hostess, “just make the radio louder.

Report on “Fighting Corruption”
Now every official is obliged to present not only what lies in the
In the left pocket of his pants, but also in the right! Many will think, but he can.
Just put a bribe in your jacket pocket... Yes, maybe! But you agree,
This is a big step in the fight against corruption. and :)

My mom tells me about my happy childhood. I started reading early (at three years old) and literally became a fan of books from the series like “I’ll Know the World.” And here comes the four-year-old carapuz into the kitchen and asks: "Mommy! Do you know how the home stove is made?"
Go to Julie:
It is ?
Nutty: Guess, this is not the end yet. Three hours later I returned with an A4 sheet on which the domain oven was accumulated and all its parts >____< signed.
Nutty: We still keep it. As a relic.

Yesterday I watched Stsobaka (C) complain about his wife’s wickedness (J)
C is AV!
J: And what?
C is AV!
J: And what about you?
C is AV!
J: And what is he?
C is AV!
J: And what about you?
C is AV!
......

I live in the city of Uchta, that in the north of the r.Comi, -30 this is our usual "room temperature")) I sit up the network on the macos, here my girlfriend calls

See also: ALO
She (through the reef): Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I: What happened, you are cheering!? to
She says, “I’ve got a paddle in my refrigerator!!!”! to

Uchthine spiders are so harsh that they do not live in Uchthine, they still warm up in the refrigerators! O_O

<Scream> is it worth the jump to give 100 milliliters of blood?
<Kvantor_V> no idea...
<[ViRSA]*SkyRex> 5 rubles
<Kvantor_V> well don’t tell me...
<Kvantor_V> depending on what quality!
<Scream> just just blood from the nose went) and very strongly. And I put a glass.) well there is somewhere 150 milliliters! This is an interesting jump I fucking money ((
<Kvantor_V> you would still count how many mosquitoes you have.

"Sovkovo diving" is a myth.
In France, for example, when unloading luggage from an airplane, carriers throw suitcases on the car as they hit, from scale. At our airports they are carefully arranged.
And all because in our airports is usually a terrible shortage of charges, and if carefully - more suitable.

In the distant Soviet Union.
We sit in the universe for a boring lecture.
Lectures are fluid, 75 people.
Prepod - a grandfather of 70 years of those who have a head in science, not from this world - stands near the board and for half an hour has been writing something with a small handwriting (almost the entire board has already been written). To enter these formulas, which he wrote no one from the stream and does not try - everyone is just waiting when this crazy lecture will end.
It is hot, quiet, everyone dreams and gets bored, you can only hear the flying flies and the whistle at the school.
Two compatriots are sitting on the back, one has taken off the Komsomol icon and thoughtfully turns it in his hands.
Suddenly something turned on him, and he scratched the insignia from all the way into his second friend’s ass.
In the ringing silence there is an inhuman scream "What is this for H**NA???!!!and "
A second pause.
Prepod does not hurry to unfold his face to the audience and says: "Calmly, calmly - I will now write and explain everything..."
Even the dean from the other floor ran to the explosion.

Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 8
Do you have a powerful computer? Is it hard and does not brake enough?
IE8 makes your situation worse!

I knew one cat (he was older than me at the time), it was a topological cat-antipod. Everyone knows that the Khachas love to play with cloves (spades, threads, etc.).In the 70s, who remembers, were fashionable such abajures, made by chaotic wrapping of something fibrous type of multi-colored threads on a half-meter sphere and fixed with something glue-like. This is a fairly tough empty bowl with a hole. We have such a valsso in Chulan. Kshak quickly wished that his monk would be used in the monocycle catch when he got inside. Perseus in particular. Moreover, it was not a chaotic rolling of the fool, he moved deliberately, bypassing obstacles!

= contains a philosophical blade =

By the way, and someone noticed that Bash - not only a drug, but also really - the second highest, collected from pieces... There the problem was solved, here a piece of code was crushed, there in biology enlightened, and there, also in anatomy (and pathology anatomy), the rules of the Russian language repeated (if this language you have from birth is not a clinical case) and so on. and out. The only thing: you need to introduce the age limit, age limit, up to 22, while the brains start to appear, the sense of humor begins to popping up (you start to understand the funny-nonsense), and the tact with understanding and literacy develop. Otherwise, due to quotations of minors, who consider themselves super-smart, super-sexual, incredibly autonomous (wipes swallowed to black and the girl tailorlessly and touchlessly sewn off), the BAŠ slowly turns into a dull and gray spectacle. Every quotation has to be searched by twisting dozens of pages.

With respect for those who understand, anonymous appreciator of humor and interesting knowledge.

What is the name of a female member?
2 The Deputy.

You want a mystery.
YYYYYYYYYY
xxx: two times, two tribes, sitting reading does not bother anyone?
YYY: I don’t know...
XXX: I also, I invented a mystery and no answer