I need a little more time to warm up and orgasm.
You are barren!
You can’t finish it in two minutes!
I had several lovers, both in relationships and just for sex. My husband was)
But everyone tends to slide into boredom, with time they are lazy and do not want to waste time on your body. He touched, suppressed, cried and fell asleep. From you at the same time the entire program was required - and a massager, and a pass, and a posture which is convenient for him.
Overall they were adequate. I started conversations and heard the same thing - well, I am tired, we are so sometimes (9 times out of 10), sometimes I want to be faster (yes, I don't mind, but not every time).

Men all their lives say that they only need sex, and women endure. All because to satisfy a woman you need to make an effort, wake up, find points, love the female body. And we will respond with gratitude, because we have a sea of tenderness, care and desire to bring pleasure to a man.
Watch your partner, listen to the heartbeat, look at the skin, feel his body and find out what movements contribute to achieving orgasm.

I go shopping with my man (Tall-Man category). In general, the addresses are known, but I rush in the net, suddenly something new appeared.
I see a new store of large shoes, I open a website, I admire the prices, I call and admire it.
He looks at X% and asks:
What are these shoes made of? Other high people?

Well, in the situation described by the comrade above, if they begin to change, they will not be jealous, but simply greedy. Because it will succeed, you have endured in vain.
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When my husband turned to the left, my first thought was “Woman would first fuck and then walk.” It’s not a pity that he’s sleeping with another aunt. It’s a pity to have sex once a week. Yes, not new, but it is an opportunity to experiment within the family, not outside. It is a pity that those girls are given flowers, songs and earrings, and you will do it, you will not have to conquer. It's a pity that the girls drive to restaurants, and I cook dinner at home is more delicious. It is a pity that I am better, and more beautiful, and more interesting and economical on all sides, but he needs some loudra. They would be more sympathetic to me, but not so offensive. It is a pity that there is no money for home products, but there is a shampoo, cake and condoms.
Worst of all, they promised to be loved and the only one, that there is no excuse for these walks. Sports interest, hunting, so it turned out, drunk was, she herself, it means nothing, I love you and live with you.
It is not worth all of my tears, my suffering, my self-esteem. The enemy will not wish to experience these feelings, when a loved one again and again betrays love, kills it in pieces. Impossible to forgive. You can either reconcile, or live your whole life in suspicion and surveillance, or break up.
Funny, divorced, my husband lives with another, and he goes to me for a walk. Wine, cake and restaurants. Not a fool?

In her microblog, Christina Wurst writes with amazement:
In my tight tour schedule, there was a place for performances in Russia on August 2. But all the producers from Russia have refused to organize my concert on that day. They do not explain why. I am all confused. Maybe someone can tell me what’s going on?"

News from Yandex:
Russia threatens Ukraine in case of non-payment of debt
Ukraine declared a nuclear threat from Russia

Ukraine clearly overestimates the power of our court.)

XX: Even in the topic of "great powerful Russian language". Grandma at the restaurant on the anniversary became bad, pressure - we send home a taxi. They uploaded, the address was named, and she added from herself: “Just soap, bind me like cream.” The driver 0. It is "Sweetly so that it does not fall into the oil".

Walk in the fields with dogs. Somewhere in the middle of the field a concrete telegraph pillar rolls:
Wow, a cool thing! I need that kind!
Take it!
I can’t, my conscience does not.
Conscience does not allow, and the car will not pass here.

with Yapa, apply Gauss's theorem of curvature to a piece of pizza:

- TS, I am tormented by another question: if you throw peelings into the water, the water level will increase; and when will the peelings emerge? On the one hand, the water level should drop – the pelmens have popped up and displaced a smaller amount of water. On the other hand, during the cooking, the peelmen swelled and must displace a greater amount of water...Split, do divine grace!

“That’s to Archimedes, why did you fear Gauss before?”

by Diana Udovichenko:

Speaking of phobias. And they were great, and they were great.
That is, it turns out, a vampire is a person suffering from porphyria, plus allyumophobia and argentophobia.
Androticolobomassophobia (sorry, lords) was in Anna Karenina. Couldn’t she even look at Karenina’s ears?
All our church figures, who see the number of the devil in passports, barcodes and other things, suffer from hexakosiohexekontahexaphobia. And 90% of the population is sick with nomophobia, because the people are now disturbed by gadgets.
Schoolchildren often have gnosiofobia, because they do not want to study.
Well, and I have phobophobia after this list, because it turns out, you can be afraid of absolutely anything. That scares me. ?

We stand somehow with a group, the first course is still, we are waiting for a teacher by the name of Державин. Well, here I was driven by the difficulty of quoting Pushkin and proclaiming with pathos: "The old Державин noticed us and, going down to the tomb, blessed us and nobody stopped something. I turn around — mommy dear — he stands right behind me and looks with such a bad look, which clearly reads: "You seem to want a machine? So take it and get stuck" What I'm telling you - to demonstrate education is often very convenient.

Due to the descent from the heavens "Progress" and in order to improve the qualification of popes in their consecration of space ships, the Department of Space Systems and Rocket Engineering was formed in the spiritual academy.

Chapter 1717 - Don't Be Sad! If the girls are completely unhappy, there is another option! In our country for this has long not been planted, and some places in the West even marriage will be officially registered. Good luck in finding your second half!

In the days of Dumas, Aramis’ modest two rooms could be both houses of 40 squares each, and really cages, where a table, a chair, a closet and a couch could barely fit. However, given the Siberian character and his night guests, including the Duchess, I tend to the first option. On the other hand, his servant lived. Did Duma not write that the servant had a separate dwelling?

by George Zotov:

I am sitting in a standing chaikhane on the outskirts of Dushanbe.
Background music – as usual in the East. Something there with transfusions + something in Russian with the same transfusions of type ай, beautiful, I love, ай what you are so and so.
And here suddenly include the "Metalic" - Enter Sandman, from the 1991 disc. And a decent noise. I think I suddenly got into another dimension. Moreover, one of the Tajiks in the Chaikhan begins to depict under the monsoon as he plays guitar and beats and shakes imaginary haer. Other visitors do not support him, but look favorably.
I was blinking. Heavy metal is the law. ours in the city.

Why am I shy in the morning? The morning. The Tuesday morning.
YYY: Today is Wednesday.

YYU: There is a legend that the indigenous Moscovites never changed the milk...

Why on inflatable mattresses in Russian they write "Swimming in the open sea is forbidden", and in other languages - not always? Because the only additional threat to life that occurs when swimming on a mattress in the sea (not in a pond or pool) is that the wind takes it away from the shore with a person. Why are they only written in Russian? Yes, because only the Russian people do not throw their mattress in such a situation in time to escape floating, while the shore is not too far.

It would be ideal to earn in developed countries and spend in the third world. Many use this – they give up their shell in Khrushchev and go to live in some tropical paradise for the money received, if not as kings, then as white people.
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This is good for the young freelancer. And living there in general is silly even with money, because with medicine / law / education there is a shit. Places are full.

and LIFHACK:
Do not commit suicide in a bad mood.

I'm probably a fool *facepalm*
YYY: What is it?
For lunch, she went to the park with her pledge – they will fall by the lake, they will warm up in the sun. You know, there is a lot of life around. When she almost got to the office, she found a panically running ants on her shoulder.
YYY: And what then?
XXX: I had to go back home. I immediately remembered the cartoon about the journey of the ants and as I realized how much it would take my 10-minute walk - it was very sorry for him!
YYY: But you were late to work.