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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83065
 18.06.2013
I play in Misao. The task is to stop Misao from beating Yoshino.
The main character finds the salt.I try to use:
GG: No, I’m not so cruel to use salt. I will find another way.
The main character finds a beat:
GG: It is true! Bit will be great!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83064
 18.06.2013
In this room we have trombones.
With the tubes?
With trombies.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83063
 18.06.2013
I watched the movie with an unimportant translation. The main character has just killed the villain.
Title: Rest in Peace
Translator: Pause in pieces

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83062
 18.06.2013
[11:27:32] xxx: when I chose in the innet a multi-wark, in the comments some men
[11:27:46] xxx: say how cool and all that
This is the happiness of men. It was the original, and it was compiled.)
[11:28:52] yyy: even step by step do not need to be fooled)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83061
 18.06.2013
<xxx> on the street of grace )
<yyy> You go to church there fucking. It is :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83060
 18.06.2013
This is:
The cat has a new joke, I don't know what to do.
ZZZ: What is it?
xxx: He has recently fattened a lot of food, then swallowed and again eats it all!
Zzzz: The food is delicious. And he knows that you won’t give it anymore, so he eats twice the delicious food!
XXX: I don’t do that 😉
Zzz: So you’re a stupid man, and he’s a cat.

You are a stupid man, catch the cat’s buttocks and run to the veterinarian! He supposedly has a gastritis starting! And even if it is not, the doctor’s advice is still needed!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №83059
 18.06.2013
xxx: I can’t get to the concerts of Kurt Cobain and Victor Tsoi, they don’t perform anywhere at all! How to compare, I like the recording.

YYY: You will succeed. I’t be in your place at the concert.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83058
 18.06.2013
From Lent.ru
The average Russian official steals much more than the average Chinese official, and is punished much less if punished at all.

The average Russian official steals far more than the average Chinese population.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83057
 17.06.2013
In the milk department of the supermarket are two men of strong body.
Let’s take a yogurt? Which? The One Percent?
Take three and two. The Male!
Give me a man.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83056
 17.06.2013
There is a list of the richest Jews on the planet :3
Is he at least different from the list of richest people?
XXX is written in Hebrew.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83055
 17.06.2013
Review of the film "Man of Steel"

We are also waiting for the Iron Man (cooking potatoes for the deprived of the whole world), the Bronze Lady (in a green suit, slightly oxidized, but looks all the same young), Paladin from the palladium (a warrior of the light - at the weight of gold) and the Lead Hero (saving from nuclear bombs of an unnamed country).

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83054
 17.06.2013
The xxx:
You urgently need to buy 2 additional winchesters for 2 kg. One hit hentai, the other foreign music and wait for uncle in civilian)

YYYY :
And if you write on one of the "Ment" - pi*arasas, and on the other - "God is not" - then you will have to wait two or three times less :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83053
 17.06.2013
The entrance is clean, with a homeopath. I quietly leave a wheelchair there, and in it children's snacks, toys of all kinds. The bombs do not come to us, so it was quite unexpected to find in her daughter's album a note by her own flommasters: "Sorry for eating your cookies." by Carlson"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83052
 17.06.2013
Shana Sensei: The Summer. The rabbits under the window are running again. She got up, again reached the megaphone of the system "Oral" and said with an impressive voice: "Attention! Please do not interrupt the silence at the commanding hour!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №83051
 17.06.2013
If I had a machine gun, I would shoot all the shit.
Would he kill me too?
To you...? Would hurt you...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83050
 17.06.2013
I’m sitting, I don’t touch anyone and here someone first whispers, and then sneezes behind my back... somewhere on top...
It is an automatic air refresher.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83049
 17.06.2013
Andercen Gans
Hi to. Are you invited to a tea in the lambs?

ALA
"in the sheep"?)) Is it how?

Andercen Gans
You take it in a lamb, you dive it in honey and put it in your mouth and eat.

ALA
I hate honey.

Andercen Gans
You just didn’t have to eat natural.

ALA
Absolutely possible. I’m not sure I would like natural honey.

Andercen Gans
I will hope too.) Is your phone chic?

ALA
This is the second time I have the feeling that you are not reading my answers.

Andercen Gans
And thank God)

ALA
For the third time...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83048
 17.06.2013
- Vadim, does it make sense to take away the walls when laying the absorber?
When there is a lot of free space and no money to spend?
There is little space, money as always, but a distance from the wall of 5 cm does not affect the price, and the result can affect?
- for a room of 20m2 the distance from the wall of 5 cm in losses will be 1m2. The price is 1m2 if I am not mistaken 2-5 thousand UAH, and you say no money.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №83047
 17.06.2013
Police prostitution, of course, is more pleasant to fight than corruption and safer.
In the 60s, when the park was thicker, and the bushes were larger, a guard walked through such reserved places. He beat with a stick on the bushes and asked:"In agreement?"If the female voice answered:"In agreement!"The guard followed the other bushes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83046
 17.06.2013
I was robbed by a 5-year-old boy today. I bought lemonade in the machine, a mother with a child approaches the neighboring terminal. While my mother was forging in the terminal, the boy, with a hard-working movement, swept his hand into the pot of my machine, where he handed over. He stands quietly and waits for the coins to sink, while looking at me, thinking I can’t see because I was wearing very dark glasses. Suddenly he touches someone’s left 5 rubles, thinks it’s my hand and puts it in his pocket. Here, my delivery broke up, I collected it and left, and the boy probably worried for a long time that he missed such a big bowl.

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