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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №83045
 17.06.2013
Google is sued for possibly unfair methods of promoting Android.
Two crazy from greed and envy trolls with the body of Nokia on the lead to the court filed...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №83044
 17.06.2013
In fact, I don’t really understand women, even if she’s herself, but hell! I’d rather be like my dad. How to know what is going on in the head of the grandmother.
c) June

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83043
 17.06.2013
My friends and I decided to have fun in the bathroom. Two teams. One is sitting in the bathroom with bars and beer, the other is running on the lawn. Banja is the “government,” who is in the ban is the “government,” who runs on the field is the opposition. And the meaning is that the power is pushing the opposition through the field with a brand spot, and that, in turn, wants to climb into the “government” to the thieves and beer. Then change it.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83042
 17.06.2013
Traffic in the garden. 11 hours of night. "Speakers" on Yandex cards:
"Supply of water"
"Do you have asphalt? There was no such thing!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83041
 17.06.2013
Hi the kids!
Hi Uncle and Aunt!
– Let’s ban the "South Park"
And let it!
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And what is the point of this isolated room with grace 100 meters underground, if the children in it still know without explanation what South Park is?

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"I haven’t read Pasternak, but I condemn it!"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №83040
 17.06.2013
Gerda (08:44:30 17/06/2013)
Have you heard of the law that women should go to the army?
In the autumn, I had two choices. Appeal on a voluntary basis. Compulsory service for those who have not given birth before the age of 23.

PRIZRAK (08:47:37 17/06/2013)
This is the Dembele car. There are such brutal virgins, on the shoulders of the tattoo "For VDV!" or "No one but us!". With the appearance of universal wisdom on the forehead, they pour alcohol on glasses. And one such: "Well, for those who have not returned...". At the other end of the guitar, a girl with dirty nails and a short haircut sings: "Afghanistan is a cursed mountain wild country, the command is simple: Get up and go and die."

#Germany (08:48:09 17/06/2013)
=) is

PRIZRAK (08:48:32 17/06/2013)
There are several boys on the station, and the dembeliches are: "Opa-opa...". Who is here with us? Boys, let’s get to know you?? to
Those are "Aunt, don’t have to".

#Germany (08:48:48 17/06/2013)
ahahahahahah

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83039
 17.06.2013
There are more optimists among those who shave each morning than among the bearded.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №83038
 17.06.2013
There are a lot of phone errors. I will share my story.
My number differs by one figure from the public service. The third part of calls from evil tenants and some administrative and supervisory bodies.
I usually answer polently that they didn’t get there, but one day they got out, because the mood was not that. The call: "Can the fall of Sergeič (the chief) by the phone?" I answer that not. They ask why? The answer is, “I fired him.”
A few seconds of silence and a timid question, “Who are you?”

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №83037
 17.06.2013
Madonna is 55, her friend is only 22, Tina Turner is 75, and her friend is 40. Are you alone today? Don’t worry, your friend has not yet been born.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83036
 17.06.2013
News from NTV:
... thus "The People’s Front" enables all those who have appealed to receive understanding and support.
We understand you, hold on!

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83035
 17.06.2013
D&D, the game is going, the newcomer plays the dwarf:"and my hairy ass travelled"
DM: In fact, the gnomes are fairy creatures, and their hair is only on their heads. “And my brilliant ass has been traveling the world for 80 years.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83034
 17.06.2013
From "Contact":
I tried to feed the white in the cherry park. The Gifts of the Red Devils. I’m going to buy chips. Let the fucking fools be cellulite.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83033
 17.06.2013
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx“Good morning, Sonny, my Sonny, I love you more than I have ever loved you!”You are my all, my beloved!!I believe in you, my beloved!You are the best of me!!You’re always with me and I’m always on the line with you, baby: Happy Birthday!:****************
YYY: Do I have the feeling that the cheesecake is now poured with pink syrup and fattened?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83032
 17.06.2013
to this:

xxx: In the courtyard there are audi a8, a third focus, some kia, priora, kalina, but the signal runs every day only at the split seven.

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Don’t you live in the eagle? She really does it! day, at night, in any weather, and only one. and the owner, apparently, considers it a bad tone to approach and do something with her, so you can always enjoy hellish swing. It’s good, of course, when the area is quiet, but sometimes you regret something.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83031
 17.06.2013
= You are fine - you are a girl, and I had the theory of friction "three"!
Is it bad tower?

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83030
 17.06.2013
The most funny and sad thing is that 95% of those who are active against LGBT, then return home and whistle on lesbian porn :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №83029
 17.06.2013
(23:19:40 16/06/2013)
I looked at the calendar and woke up.
(23:19:45 16/06/2013)
Half of June
(23:20:32 16/06/2013)
I looked at my passport and walked.
(23:20:37 16/06/2013)
25 years fucking.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83028
 17.06.2013
Strange people in particular:

I want to say to a girl from Zadolba.li, outraged by the same cost of dresses 44 and 52 sizes...
Are you finally fucking?! to
In fact, the dress is an object, not a material. Work on a smaller dress takes as much as on a larger dress, materials - about the same amount. You won’t require a red toothbrush to be more expensive than a blue toothbrush if you suddenly find that a red toothbrush is more expensive?
You are also a selfish selfish. Because if you were 52 in size and 44 in foot size, you’t think you want to spend less on pieces, because “there’s less material out of them.” If it is so worn - buy fabric / leather / shoe fabric and wrap it yourself. The work, of course, will be free of charge. Fuck the lovers of the halwa, trying to crush it where it is not placed not only them, but in principle.

I just don’t understand why I’m posting quotes about how you’ve been plagued by debboob.li?

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83027
 17.06.2013
- Yesterday a joke, one of the children rolls a monsoon on the phone and says: here I like this song called "sexy girls" - "six girls"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83026
 17.06.2013
The courier from work in his weekend got in an accident - his grandfather, who was driving to the country, went into his back. The unable to stop the grandfather explained the fact that he could not brake sharply, because then the seedlings would fall on the granddaughter.

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