I worked a little in the social service.

In one "caregiving" family, the mother worked on a pig farm, her cohabitant - where it came. It should be noted - the light has long been turned off for non-payment, the gas in the house is bubble (but it is almost never there and everything is prepared on the fire in the yard), the water is a well in the yard.

And here, with the payment for the third child, the mother buys an iPhone. The last iPhone that came out at the time. And charging it on a pig farm, because at home, I will remind you, she had no light.

To my obvious question, “What fucking?” (I asked the question differently, but the essence is that) she replied that they all have the last iPhones at the pig farm, and only she, like a cock, walked with a button phone.

At this point, I realized the whole vanity of being and went to cry on my Nokia, simultaneously making an act of unpurpose spending “children’s” money.

by 20418:
Do not go to buyers with questions. The first example ("you still do not have it") could look, look and choose. You scared him.
2) Pricing categories three years ago, say... So the wages of people have not increased during this time. Many manufacturers and sellers understand this and set adequate prices. You probably do not. And if a person 3 years ago could not buy a phone for 7-8 thousand, he will not buy it now - more money was spent on food.

On the railway to the PTO (point of maintenance) for each group of nodes and units established separate journals, in which during unplanned operations. Service failures are recorded.

And here came a passenger car with a breakdown of a vacuum toilet. was troubled. By the way, blockages in vacuum cabinets happen rarely, and to everything about vacuum toilets, you need to register not only the malfunction, but also the cause of the malfunction.

The sliders took up the job and in the tube found... a phalloimiter and female leather trousers.
In order not to confuse the girls, who at the end of the month on the magazines count the work of the blind brigades, over the formulation of the record in the magazine thought thoroughly and creatively. They invented:
Vacuum toilet hole: extracted objects for leisure of an intimate nature (2 pieces)

I don’t have good and useful thoughts in the subway.
The latter is to give rights to passengers. In order not to cut the frog, did not drag in the left strip with the smartphone and took a technical inspection for the release of harmful substances into the atmosphere. And a fine if it is wrong.

I am a young man, 26 years old. I am not married, but I have a beloved girlfriend with whom I live in my apartment - my parents live separately, periodically only visiting us. We both work, we know the price of money.

And here literally a few weeks ago in poker, which is my hobby, I received a sum, according to my standards I do not deserve - 500 thousand rubles. My husband and I have long thought about the most reasonable way to spend it.

Only now do I understand the stories about how money changes people, or more precisely, the relationships between them. Our opinions about spending were divided, but in the end, thank you, we came to a mutually beneficial decision: I buy strings for guitar and ballets for her. And in a month, we will have a denomination in Belarus in general.

I don't like the country - fall out of here!
YYY: And you stay here. All the good. Good mood and health!

...wanted, for example, to go to the tea to put, no, didn't have time - drunk

Yes, you can not go to the toilet.

A true bureaucrat will not hurt or send us. He senses and sends for certificates.
Yyy: And if he’s from the government, he’ll also advise to be foolish and wish you a good mood!

He was at a material science conference. Oh, what I heard there... Hot cracks. The insidious cracks. A deep pitching. Testing of flexibility. A broken car. The Chirality. What a place for the names of porn films!

Yesterday comes a daughter (6 years old) and begins to tell me something: "In the doortime, when there were no computers, and there were only televisions..." I could not listen further =)

How wonderful that selfies have been invented.

Before you look at a person, a normal person, and then he starts talking and you realize that he is a fool.

And now you look at a person and do not need to say anything, if with a rod - it is immediately clear that a fool, if without a rod - you just need to wait a little.

Students of one of the faculties decided to sell a teacher (who was taken off the pair by our activists for incompetence and anti-science) for an intra-university award.

XX: What could he promise to these foolish pitchers?
Tagged: brain
Zzz: He’s not Goodwin.
YYY: But he gave us the courage to take it away.

How do you tell your wife that her breasts have become significantly lower in recent years?
Yyy: how to say or what to eat after that and where to sleep?
How to stop noticing.

<Faumi> Guest42, a cardiologist once told me that I have a heart on the other side and on the other side.
Then that cardiologist his colleagues a X-ray sheet showed which side to look at.

The Primorsky oceanarium was to be opened back in 2012, and there were brought in advance freshwater fish calughs from the belug family. For the past time, the malks have grown to two meters.

With StackOverflow:

xxx: What should a QA Engineer know about Android applications? Where can you meet Slang and so on? I'm a beginner tester, so I'll be happy with any inf!
yyy: Logcat, Stacktrace, ANR, "on the Samsung curve works"

Syria has long been remembered. At the end of the 80s, Damascus, Hotel Sham Palace (Cham Palace), we watch together with the head of the group (RG), on the internal channel of the hotel, the American film M*A*S*H, by the way, I recommend the first film, not a series. What - we do not understand: in English, with Arabic subtitles, it is understandable only that the military-field hospital. There is an erotic comedy scene.
RG: What will it cost?
I: Well, they are going to go! (There was no word to fuck)
RG: I see what it is, and what is it worth?
For the first time, I thought deeply about the theme of "the century ruled us."

Talk 2x about TV employees, one in 1995, another in 1975
First: I lived as a child in a village where there were only 2 channels!
As a child, I lived in a country where there were only two channels.

I explain: the man did not drink or smoke for two months, did a pleasant business and he conceived a child. and all. And a woman in addition to not drinking and not smoking for at least a few years can still not lift heavy, yes, even two avocado products are undesirable, because. may occur omission of the uterus and other joys and hello unbearable.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You are definitely right about the stomach. The harm of cooling. It remains, indeed, the question - and the boys, what, can you fit in the stomach and put your naked back in the snow? Well, there is still not only the uterus, citizens, there are also kidneys, liver, spleen, intestines, bladder, it all doesn’t like when they are scratched.

I am talking about weight. This is what I have to say: it would be better to prepare girls for motherhood, not protecting them from raising loads weighing more than 5 kg, but, on the contrary, training from childhood, so that they are strong. A baby can even weigh 5 kg per month, and this is still the beginning. Muscles must be pushed. Uterus failure occurs precisely from the weakness of the muscles, which should hold the abdominal organs. This happens after birth.

From the correspondence of (p)arnia with (d)evushka:
d: A composition of 151 roses, somehow, fit into a basket.
He has the ability to forgive all male sins.
D: from advertising
Artwork: "Bouquet of 151 roses"
Type: Expensive item
p: Effect: When used, it imposes on others the effect of ‘forgiveness of sins’, removes all negative effects on intelligence.